You need to see Matron to increase the meds Toby…you aint making any sense.
Hint…
Are you on the right forum?
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I fixed hooker yesterday.
I’ve just fixed the rest of what you’ve mentioned.
I can tell you that under this Discourse platform, the changes take a while to show through for use, so if you wait and see, you’ll notice that you’ll be able to use those words.
The changes do not go historical though, so they’ll only apply to posts made after the change was made.
I’ll keep an eye on this topic and alter reasonable words brought to our attention as necessary.
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Pussy cats, blue and great tits
Cheers Dave, that is the most bizzare message I have ever had from you.
Good grief!
Don’t be such a small song bird.
Hi Franglais,
I’m not sure who your reply was aimed at, or quite what it means.
If it’s a French idiom, I’m afraid that it’s lost on me. 
No offence aimed at anyone, Dave.
It’s the dictionary definition of a tit.
Seemed humourous when I wrote it, but now on a chilly Monday morning, maybe it isn’t so witty.
could we allow f ag please as all of us use it as slang for a cigarette
Or you could call it something that won’t offend the “pride community” and call it a “tab” as we do in the North (in Northumberland their accent makes it sound like tairb)
i thought a tab was drugs. Also there are other words that are allowed that would also offend that comunity
I went to a hair stylist there in the 70s.
Asked him for a (fashionable then) perm please.
He came back with ‘Aye ok hinny, I wandered lonely as a cloud…’
Thank you very much, I’m here all week.
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A tab of acid is indeed drugs (LSD) but tab is north-east dialect for cigarette
i thought a tab was also a wrap of heroine or coke shrugs
You’ve got your ear in with the dialect I can see, so you’ll understand this old joke by Bobby Thompson
Geordie from Eshington is invited to the palace to receive a Medal, the King is getting his lackey to serve tea and assorted cakes
“George, would you care for a slice of cake, or a meringue?”
Geordie replies
“Nar yer w’reet forst time, ahl have a slice a c’yek”
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Bobby Thompson The little Waster.
Aye, my Granda, a Geordie and proud ww2 Royal Navy man, used to be a fan.
That is where my alliegance to Newcastle and Newcastle Utd comes from.
(My Granda, not Bobby Thompson btw 
)
Yes, I’ve fixed that one too.
Time for a fag methinks. (Or I would if still smoked.)
I’ve also taken care of the plural.
Back to work Dave!
Seems we can’t enjoy a chopped liver patty nor put a bundle of sticks onto a fire. ■■■■■■. fag got
Mind you, I doubt those words were ever used as much as Cummins, so no rush.
’ chopped liver patty ’ seems to be ok unless I’ve missed your meaning.
I’ve fixed the other word, but this is one where I don’t imagine the posters on here would have much need to use that word… apart from as an insult or personal attack, which would then mean it gets put back on the list.
My understanding was that it was the same word, Wikipedia says its meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal, especially pork, and traditionally pig’s heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon
But I’ve never in my entire life heard anyone talking about this as a food item, then again it’s a midlands/Wales dish according to Wikipedia
We like a nice pork faggot oop 'ere in t’republic. 
The dictionary says that ONE of the meanings of faggot is ‘a bundle of sticks tied together and used as fuel’. It’s also an embroidery style .
Faggot as an insult is an Americanism and rarely used elsewhere in the world.
We can go on and on about these ‘dodgy’ words, I feel sure Dave will use his best judgement, if he gives a word the thumbs up…fine, if he gives a word the thumbs down…fine. He’s doing a thankless job and we should respect his judgement.
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