Found a box in the unit a few nights back…
And thought I’d check it out…
) if the day driver bubbles me to the hierarchy, I might have the choccy bar confiscated! Anybody else get ‘emergency supplies’ or such?
i know i said it elsewhere,but if your stranded in scotland and the rescue team come out to you,then the survival kit will consist of a demin jacket,10 regal,and a bottle of irn bru,if that didnt revive you sufficiently,then you could easlily end up taken in the ambulance and dropped of south af gretna for being a big puff. 
Also, think I’d rather starve than resort to eating a Pot Noodle!!
What the ■■■■, you pulling our leg? 
Actrosman:
Also, think I’d rather starve than resort to eating a Pot Noodle!!
koka noodles curry flavour arnt exactly the worst…as cheap as chips,and definitely ten times better than a pot noodle which is just dire.
@Merc0447 No mate…we’ve all been given these lifesaving boxes. I say ‘all’, 1 per unit, all double shifted. If the day driver eats the crisps, wtf am I gonna do■■?
Actrosman:
No mate…we’ve all been given these lifesaving boxes. I say ‘all’, 1 per unit, all double shifted. If the day driver eats the crisps, wtf am I gonna do■■?
Defect the truck and refuse to take it out.[emoji1]
Glynis Sexton what a great name, please advice what she looks like.
damoq:
Actrosman:
No mate…we’ve all been given these lifesaving boxes. I say ‘all’, 1 per unit, all double shifted. If the day driver eats the crisps, wtf am I gonna do■■?Defect the truck and refuse to take it out.[emoji1]
Unless they give me a supersize bar of Dairy Milk (other brands available), I think that’s the way to treat these misers!
Actrosman:
@Merc0447 No mate…we’ve all been given these lifesaving boxes. I say ‘all’, 1 per unit, all double shifted. If the day driver eats the crisps, wtf am I gonna do■■?
Don’t knock it bud, it’s good to see a firm that show consideration towards their drivers.
Our lot would charge you for working for them if they could.
What’s that toilet roll behind your pillow for Ray?
Contraflow:
What’s that toilet roll behind your pillow for Ray? [emoji38]
Contraflow:
What’s that toilet roll behind your pillow for Ray?
I’d have thought it should be next to the laptop, along with the tickler, I mean paintbrush!
Dipper_Dave:
Glynis Sexton what a great name, please advice what she looks like.
And this is rather accurate!
Evil8Beezle:
Contraflow:
What’s that toilet roll behind your pillow for Ray?I’d have thought it should be next to the laptop, along with the tickler, I mean paintbrush!
Laptop £250
Malibu £15
Getting caught on Tnuk with your ■■■■ catcher £Priceless
A picture like that is gold to Detective Contraflow.
You’ve left a third of your head in the mirror and your name written twice on that paper stuck to the mirror.
Just having a nose through your facebook, Mr Bloomfield.
And why a large bottle under the desk, which will probably have a wide’ish hole in the top? Would the paintbrush come into play on certain occasions… Shaven or unshaven?? 
Thats enough off that kinda talk on here!
You was a good looking bloke in your younger days Ray. You could’ve been the next James Bond.
