It’s come to my attention that many of my van driving brethren are now deciding to become Class 1 bellends. This of course fills me with both happiness and jealousy, a rather odd combo I hear you say. I’m happy for them because they have achieved their goal of becoming a holder of that most prestigious title yet I’m jealous of their success because I tried and failed in my attempt to become said bellend.
Moving swiftly along, I’m in a bit of a pickle now. At my current place of employment they are going to be putting a few of us regular bellends through some training in the hope they we can become Class 1 bellends but a place is not guaranteed and there are five drivers including myself going for what they office say is two jobs plus it’s not going to happen till next year when they get some fresh faced newbies straight out of the job centre to fill the spots we have left.
So, do I wait to see if I can get a spot on this via my employer where I get to go out during the day with actual Class 1 drivers or do I have another crack at passing the test with PSTT and co? A part of me is saying wait till the company get their act together because you will get more than just a weeks training while the other is saying just ■■■■ it up and go back for another go. Having already tasted the bitter sense of failure when I ran over that curb it’s something that is filling me with dread.