Did his colleague drop him in it?
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Think his boss regards him as a ■■■■.
The nearest toilet was 60-90 seconds from the loading bay, BUT was that one of those toilets that are not for drivers?? I would argue with the prosecutor 
"so how did he wipe his arse, especially if the ■■■■■■ or just pull em back up and carry on’ … 
Vile but…
What an absolute corker of a court case that would be to sit in on
Absolutely revolting tho it is a bag for life in the lorry is infinitely preferable to this.
toonsy:
Vile but…What an absolute corker of a court case that would be to sit in on
I’m imagining the absolute shame I’d be feeling!
Its easy to snigger and enjoy some schoolboy humour on this type of thing.
BUT…its no laughing matter if you’re the driver afflicted here. I’ve had the runs twice while driving. First time, I was able to clench and hold it in until a McDonalds veered onto the horizon, it was an uncomfortable walk into it but a big relief to ‘visit’. That journey was completed but delayed by hourly precautionary stops. Second time, I sensed it before starting work in the morning, phoned in sick, went to the chemist and got some drugs to help (they’re pretty fast acting), I was able to phone in the afternoon and say I’m much better.
That’s why a hole free bag for life should be in one’s Emergency (Defecation) Kit
Many years ago a guy…not me btw 
, turned up at his delivery first thing in the morning , where nobody had arrived yet.
He was totally desperate for a crap, the only thing he saw was a skip,.so he jumped in,.did the business (literally ) …job done .
On his arrival back at base he was called in to be told he had been recorded on the firm’s camera (in the days when cameras were not the norm)
He was facing the sack, his defence was he had only 3 choices,.drop his kecks in middle of yard,.discreetly get into the rubbish skip,.or crap his kecks…no more options as he could not wait.
He managed to keep his job in the end.
I feared we were heading into the tipper driver and double decker bus old chestnut for a moment.
switchlogic:
I feared we were heading into the tipper driver and double decker bus old chestnut for a moment.
switchlogic:
I feared we were heading into the tipper driver and double decker bus old chestnut for a moment.
Please refresh my memory, were they Nuns or School girls?
switchlogic:
That’s why a hole free bag for life should be in one’s Emergency (Defecation) Kit
You could get a whole new cpc course out of this, the choices would be, which is the best bag, how to hold it longer, always carry a spare pair of kacks, what wipes to carry, if need to do it in cab don’t forget the air freshener, what not to eat that might start it, sure you would get a whole 7 hours out of it and you would be the only one doing it, it would be a first
Pensioners on way home from Bingo. Totally by chance as the tipper driver was late after he missed his ferry……. 
TonkaBoy:
"so how did he wipe his arse, especially if the [zb], or just pull em back up and carry on’ …
Just take a few baby wipes in your pocket
Only time I’ve thought no , was some bloke in full view having a crap at the side of the road , he could at least of tried to hide himself behind the car , or if he wasn’t desperate there was a field / hedge close by
switchlogic:
I feared we were heading into the tipper driver and double decker bus old chestnut for a moment.
Oh God yeah.
It’s years since that one made an appearance on here.
The similarity completely passed me by.
We’ll need to see if anybody else uses this one in future saying it was them…
Although it is true…
No honestly guv.
Apparently the act of jefficating under one’s trailer is known as a “spreadaxle”.
I prefer the term “chassis gripper” myself .
There were a few similar incidents in the world of recycling/bin wagons.
One blatant instant-sacksville incident was the guy who was seen ■■■■■■■■ in the hopper of a bin wagon in a public street 
FFS… Even Hartlepool has some standards of decency
The other was a guy collecting a 40-yard skip on the back of his 32 tonner roro from an industrial estate. He stopped near the exit of the estate, adjacent to some residential houses. He climbed under the skip a bit, and crapped onto a plastic bag (a modicum of consideration in comparison to the thread opener), he then proceeded to wipe himself on an old jumper/sweatshirt he’d taken from his cab, then bizarrely proceeded to smell the soiled jumper/sweatshirt before bundling it all up and throwing it into the back garden of the nearby house.
All of this was caught (a) on one of the the cameras covering the industrial estate - which he had considerately parked right underneath and (b) CCTV from the bombed house. Of course dismissal required a disciplinary hearing, at which the offender was merely presented with the video evidence with the option for an explanation
When I was on the Brit carpet job,.the carpet stores used to throw perfectly good off cuts into their skips.
I was after a certain colour, certain type of carpet for a small room for my Auntie.
Was tipping this day, spied just what I was looking for in a skip,.and hoyed it in back of the trailer.
Took it out later on to roll it out and check it…
You guessed it, some dirty ■■■■ had planted a mega Richard the 3rd in the middle of it 
Took me ages to clean it off (not really btw )
About 2 years ago had a collection from brentag Trafford park.
Was a bit of commotion going on turned out a driver decided to do one behind a load of ibc tanks.