Not transport related, but in the same theme… 
On holiday the other week I was sat on the hotel restaurant terrace having breakfast.,.which was just above the pool.
All of a sudden all hell broke loose, everybody shouting and screaming, and scrambling out of the pool, people falling over each other.
I asked my daughter later on who was doen there.
…‘What was all that about’.■■
She told me some dirty ■■■■ had crapped in the pool and it had came to the surface of the pool at the speed of a missile from a Submarine.
What made me laugh was when she said…
.‘‘It ended up like a scene from JAWS Dad’’ 
^^^ when I lived in Germany there was an open air pool in a place called Schloss Neuhaus and one of my absolute favourites was to unwrap a Mars bar and drop it into the pool. I had hours of infantile fun at that one.
the maoster:
^^^ when I lived in Germany there was an open air pool in a place called Schloss Neuhaus and one of my absolute favourites was to unwrap a Mars bar and drop it into the pool. I had hours of infantile fun at that one.
What a waste of a Mars Bar, unless of course it was out of date.
No pun intended.
Oh God no, there was no waste at all…… for a young squaddie the most pleasure was in retrieving said Mars bar and proceeded to eat it!
Yeah, that’s because you spent waaay more time in hotels
the maoster:
Yeah, that’s because you spent waaay more time in hotels
The Army sleep under the stars.
The Navy navigate by the stars.
The Air Force pick their motels by the stars.
Last night I dreamt I ■■■■ my pants. Thanks TNUK for that one [emoji849][emoji28]
End of day of you have to go you have to go. RDCs are genuinely ok they provide facilities.
But lot of other warehouses smaller places…if your sat waiting to be loaded/ unloaded and ask if you can use there facilities usually get told staff only or have ask manager and be escorted there
So what you really supposed to do if you’ve been driving a few hours not gone past a services get to your delivery only to be told no you can’t use the facilities
A guy that worked on the buses went and had a crap in a hedge… in full view of his passengers
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edd1974:
End of day of you have to go you have to go. RDCs are genuinely ok they provide facilities.
But lot of other warehouses smaller places…if your sat waiting to be loaded/ unloaded and ask if you can use there facilities usually get told staff only or have ask manager and be escorted there
So what you really supposed to do if you’ve been driving a few hours not gone past a services get to your delivery only to be told no you can’t use the facilities
A good approach I’ve found is to go when an opportunity comes up, even if I don’t need to - just squeeze as much out as possible. And don’t drink tea/coffee, or too much while driving. Obviously, if I’m feeling dehydrated I will drink some though - but just juice/fizzy drinks, not tea. And avoid tea/coffee at services or in the morning at breakfast.
paul_c2:
edd1974:
End of day of you have to go you have to go. RDCs are genuinely ok they provide facilities.
But lot of other warehouses smaller places…if your sat waiting to be loaded/ unloaded and ask if you can use there facilities usually get told staff only or have ask manager and be escorted there
So what you really supposed to do if you’ve been driving a few hours not gone past a services get to your delivery only to be told no you can’t use the facilities
A good approach I’ve found is to go when an opportunity comes up, even if I don’t need to - just squeeze as much out as possible. And don’t drink tea/coffee, or too much while driving. Obviously, if I’m feeling dehydrated I will drink some though - but just juice/fizzy drinks, not tea. And avoid tea/coffee at services or in the morning at breakfast.
Or an even better approach… if they refuse you entry to a bog,.is DEMAND it.
If they still refuse threaten to pull out…half loaded or not.
If you get banned…result, you never have to go back. 
It’s a basic human right ffs and you are a grown up …don’t let the ■■■■■ treat you like that. 
I enjoy drinking a lot of coffee whilst driving,.and I would not let a bunch of ■■■■ s like that prevent me from doing so.
