happysack:
A couple of updates.New job start tomorrow. Yay.
Any one know where kronospan is?
Do I Need to strap chip board?
Car driver waved me down and told me I’d lost my load. …Yeah right mate!
Day from hell. Got lost heading to Liverpool. Pulled by police. Someone nicked half my chip board.
I’ve been sacked!
Will I goto jail for being thick?
Superb! 
eagerbeaver:
Where does “If I hold this line,that prick in the audi will be in the cones” fit?
I really hate it when they do that! That or when they try and squeeze down the side of you when your turning left or right. I swear one day someone will get up and close personal with back end.
happysack:
Can I plug my microwave into the 12 socket?
Ahh yes… Come home to a real fire
Not me, honest
toby1234abc:
Luke is not in to vaginas.
Never fail to make me laugh toby
“I don’t want to be a Driving god - because everyone’s an atheist”
“Why does the fuel island say ‘incorrect mileage’?”
“Who’s that guy who’s just told me I’m sacked?”
“Can Minimum Wage consist of £3ph basic + multiple allowances bringing the hourly rate upto £6.50?”
“Does anyone tip drivers in this job? - I could use the tips to make my wages up, like them people at hotels…”
“I heard TkMaxx take all day to tip you - they must be getting a wheelbarrow for all the money! Yippee!”
“Wot’s the difference between a “consultant” and the one who just phones you up to cancel you?”
“Old School drivers are Homo Erectus. New School drivers are Homo Horizontalus Bunkus.”
“Every Cloud has a Silver-Surfer logging in”
“Tapatype is for people that can’t tap.”
Where can I get a breakfast like this?
A couple more things that will be in the lifetime of a poster. …
Oh my god the roadworks are to narrow. I fear for my life. I will refuse that run from now on.
Cats eyes are really poor. I can’t drive on these poor roads.
Robinhoods diary of to Florida and back has turned in to a droll lecture on weight,masses,cubic volume,axle weights,and other complete tosh and nonsense.
I much prefer just nonsense
toby1234abc:
Robinhoods diary of to Florida and back has turned in to a droll lecture on weight,masses,cubic volume,axle weights,and other complete tosh and nonsense.
Thats the “Carryfast Effect”. Any post he wades in to tend to end the same way.
Planet Carryfast, just waffle on and on about
stuff copied off the internet.
The Florida diary now has diagrams on bridge specifications and technical assistance on how to build a road,a good thread hijacked.
robinhood_1984:
toby1234abc:
Robinhoods diary of to Florida and back has turned in to a droll lecture on weight,masses,cubic volume,axle weights,and other complete tosh and nonsense.Thats the “Carryfast Effect”. Any post he wades in to tend to end the same way.
Obviously his mum has given him back his internet privileges after he lost one of his mittens while loitering in the park, despite that string that connects them 
Toby is right. Another good thread ruined. And it’s usually newmercman or driving god luke that rise to his bait.
Come everybody where is the stobart rant and the weather “should I refuse the decker its a bit windy” or how a certain supermarket is “ruining my life”
Who pay the most
I only want day work
Will I earn more then on now heard you drivers earn 40k per year that will do nice ta
have a new licence but nobody will take me on why
Which brand of wet wipes do I need.
Which bottle is best for peeing in.
Do I dump in the toilet or under a trailer?
I’m such a exhibion expert FBN were banging down my door to train all their drivers to my satisfaction.
“Whats the best route between Manchester and Liverpool”
Will I need a passport to go to France ?
m1cks:
I’m such a exhibion expert FBN were banging down my door to train all their drivers to my satisfaction.
Is that a pop at the michaeljackson fella who seems to have gone awol or got the sack by any chance pal as it 
OMG I Have just been on the A9. You honestly haven’t seen such a dangerous road. Just so narrow. Narrow and twisty in fact. So narrow that there are literally just feet separating the mirrors of passing wagons. Luckily there are about 200 laybys between Perth and Inverness so you can pull in to let oncoming wagons past. 50mph average? Pffft I Only got upto 24mph due to meeting wagons coming towards me. Terrifying it was.