Number plates with drivers names on them in the window? What’s all that about? Drivers should be sent to Syria. I haven’t got a chip on my shoulder.
I think I have to rewrite the original to include defending helmetcam heroes, belittling hgv drivers and just being an all round annoying ■■■ ■■■■ of a troll.
Oh and ill make a stand against the world. …I won’t get my cpc. That’ll teach em.
What about, here’s a picture for the 7th time this year, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it
I’m getting a Scania. Told boss it’ll have to have fog lights to make it look cool.
What’s the point of cleaning a lorry unless your an owner driver?
I do multi drop, will I be overweight on the front axle after my first drop?
My boss asked me to take a unit for service, I only have a class 2, do I need the fifth wheel removed?
My mate says you can’t go over an 18 ton bridge empty, but I only weigh 17?
My mate says I can’t go over to tower bridge unit only, but it only weighs 8ton?
I’m going to spend 2 weeks wages on a sat nav and a fancy Dan tablet so I can watch east enders. What is the cheapest nastiest and slowest kettle I can get?
happysack:
DaiDap:
Superb!A wagon overtook me on the A75. I was terrified.
Yeah sorry about that [emoji14]
Ridiculous manaouvre. I was doing approaching 40. You must have being doing about 50. Literally feet from my mirror. Good job it was on the dual carriageway!
Guilty as charged, think that was my 10th post!
What about:
“What’s the best 24v kettle?”
“What should I wear for a driving assessment?”
“I keep reading about 15 hour shifts, doesn’t that exceed driving hours?”
“I went 2 minutes over my 4.5. Will I lose my job?”
“Someone didn’t flash me in today. All other drivers are crap especially agency, eastern europeans, royal mail.”
“Where can I get a steering wheel knob?”
“Does anyone still use a CB?”
th2013:
happysack:
DaiDap:
Superb!A wagon overtook me on the A75. I was terrified.
Ridiculous manaouvre. I was doing approaching 40. You must have being doing about 50. Literally feet from my mirror. Good job it was on the dual carriageway!
Guilty as charged, think that was my 10th post!
What about:
“What’s the best 24v kettle?”
“What should I wear for a driving assessment?”
“I keep reading about 15 hour shifts, doesn’t that exceed driving hours?”
“I went 2 minutes over my 4.5. Will I lose my job?”
“Someone didn’t flash me in today. All other drivers are crap especially agency, eastern europeans, royal mail.”
“Where can I get a steering wheel knob?”
“Does anyone still use a CB?”
Steering wheel knob? I thought that was a term for a crap driver!
billybigrig:
robinhood_1984:
toby1234abc:
Robinhoods diary of to Florida and back has turned in to a droll lecture on weight,masses,cubic volume,axle weights,and other complete tosh and nonsense.Thats the “Carryfast Effect”. Any post he wades in to tend to end the same way.
Obviously his mum has given him back his internet privileges after he lost one of his mittens while loitering in the park, despite that string that connects them
You forgot any thread that’s vaguely political will decent in too tales of the American civil war and the failings of Margaret Thatcher and Harold Wilson that caused him not to get a job doing Euro work in the glory years of British firms doing euro work.
Not forgetting prince Philip and jimmy Savile causing him not to be able to get a bird in the 70s