kindle530:
Things To Do In Bed by Wayne King
The Flood…by Madam Burst
Pachoderms…by Ellie Phant
Dying Flowers…by Walter Quickly
The Art of Fitting Carpets…by Walter Wall
History of Birds…by Jack Daw
German Women…by Harry Armpits
German Newspapers…by Jerry Daily
Ancient Transport…by Orson Buggy
Avoid Choking…by Pat Myback
The History of Parsley …by Herb Garden
Puddings…by Cherry Pie
Fortified Wine…by Sherry Glass
The Transport Industry…by Lisa Truck
How to Control your Truck…by Jack knife
End of the Drought…by Wendy Raincame
The Geordie Song…by Wendy Boatcomesin
Confectionary…by Murray Mint
Cab Phones…by Hans Free
Cigarette Smokers…by Di Younger
Natural Minerals…bt C Salt
Unfair Dissmissal…by Sue Quickly
The Plumbers Guide…by Ben D Pipes
Thunderstorms…by Mack Needed
Dutch Transport…by Van Driver
Punctures…by Jack Needed
Scuffs…by Mark Slightly
Power Cuts…by Jenny Rator
Packing Materials…by Polly Styrene
The Joker…by Mick E Taker
Out of Diesel…by Phil Quickly
Headwear…by Don Myhat
Perseverance…by Will Needed
Tinned Fruit…by Amanda Rin
■■■■■ Stains…by Master Bates
I promise that this next lot are my final lot 
German Sausages…by Frank Furter
Monsters…by Frank N Stine
Postal Workers…by Frank Mail
Good Houskeeping…by Dusty Drawers
Mountaineering Made Easy…by Ben Nevis
Driving in Winter…by Snowy Roads
The Australian Outback…by Billy Can
Sorry troops, but I can’t resist doing some more!!
Learning Morse Code…by Dot Dash
Carpentry in the Rain…by Rusty Nails
Cuddly Toys…by Ted E Bear
Getting Married…by Gaynor Wife
50’s Fashion…by Ted E Boy
Keeping Fit…by Barney Injuries
Being Helpful…by Ken Doo
A Walk in the Park…by Willow Tree
The Gay Athlete…by Chase Mee
Beneficiaries…by Will Red
okay i will try again,
The carpenter by A CHIPPY
HOW,zat by UR OWT
BOB the BUILDER by Mac. Alpine
The SWARM by B.EES
HEAVEN by AN.GEL
IDIOT by IM:BI:CLE
To France and back … and back … and back … and back by Ian Young
Rob K:
To France and back … and back … and back … and back by Ian Young
Is this going to be a weekly thing