Silly Book Titles

[kitkat]

America’s Longest River By: Misses Hippy

Artificial Clothing By: Polly Ester

Breaking the Law By: Kermit A. Krime

Broken Beds By: Squeak E. Springs

The Color of Eggs By: Summer Brown

Danger! By: Luke Out

Don’t Hurt Me! By: I. Bruce Easley

Downpour! By: Wayne Dwops

Errors and Accidents By: Miss Takes and Miss Haps

The Fall of a Watermelon By: S. Platt

Falling Trees By: Tim Burr

French Overpopulation By: Francis Crowded

History of Texas By: Al E. Moe

Hours in the Bathroom By: R. U. Dunnyett

House Construction By: Bill Jerome Holme

How to Be Organized By: Miss Place

How to Groom Your Yard By: Ray Cleaves

I Didn’t Do It! By: Ivan Alibi

I Don’t Get It By: Anita Clew

I Love Crowds By: Morris Merrier

I Need Insurance By: Justin Case

I’ll Do It Soon By: Will B. Dunn

The Lion Attacked By: Claudia Armoff

Mineralogy for Giants By: Chris Tall

No Appreciation For Art By: Drew Lousy

Old Furniture By: Anne Teak

The Past to the Distant Future By: I. C. All

Ripping Pants By: Ben Dover

Rusty Bed Springs By: I.P. Nightly

Snakes of the World By: Anna Conda

Under the Bleachers By: Seymore Butts

Where the Stars Are By: Horace Cope

Why Don’t Chickens Bark? By: U. R. Stupid and I. M. Stupid

[simonrs2k]

Excelent

Heres one for you

What do call a japanese car theif■■?
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Tommi Nikamoto

[scania_king_kev]

Or, Relieve constipation, by S hits!

Irish Shampoo maker, Tim O’Tay

Irish Condom Maker Justin Casey

Russian Snooker Player Inoff The Red

Scottish Snooker Player Chuck McHugh

Ive many more but my boss is coming, more to follow!

Kev

[cm]

Very good, keep them coming Guys!

[convoy]

Yes very good

[dave_1]

irish double glazing salesman

paddy o,doors.

[kojak]

[smudger]

The Real Vanessa Feltz…by HUGH JARSE

[semtex]

“Disaster on the cliff top” by Eileen Dover

“Dial again” by Ron Number

“I sat on a cactus” by Ivor sorebum

I’m sure I will remember some more

[smudger]

Tickling the Ivories…by P. ANNA

Modesty…by IVOR SMALLUN

The Real Sherlock Holmes…by ELLIE MENTRY

The Graveyard…by DOUG DEEPLY

[smudger]

Just a couple more…

Know your Boundaries…by Terry Tory

The Delights of Summer…by Theresa Green

Highway Robbery…by Stan Dandeliver

Chav Job Offer…by Woody Wantit

Untruths… by Liza Lott

Bends in the Road…by Vera Bit

The Art of Stooping…by Ben Down

[simonrs2k]

dave:
irish double glazing salesman

paddy o,doors.

simon

[smudger]

And more…

The Complete Guide to Flat Pack Furniture…by Percy Veer

Gatehouse Security…by Barry Err

The Dockworkers Guide…by Steve Edore

Anticipation…by May B Later

Far Away Places…by Tim Bucktoo

Praying in Silence…by Neil Down

The Useless Assassin…by Mrs Target

[smudger]

And yet more (yawn yawn)

The Titanic…by Mandy Lifeboats

History of the Police Force…by Laura Norder

Massage Made Easy…by Pam Per

The Complete Diet…by Slim Downe

The Real Al Capone…by Tom E Gunne

The Good Soldiers Guide…by Reg E Ment

A Night at the Opera…by ■■■■ E Bow

[smudger]

The Good Barbers Guide…by Shaun Hair

Kitchen Utensils…by Martin Opener

The Undertakers Guide…by Paul Bearer

The Complete Sewing Manual…by Bob Inn

The Good Fete Guide…by Tom Bola

[warrior]

celtic scottish champions 2005. by A Loon.

[brit_pete]

THIS is GOOD and maybe it can be kept going ,to all those who have put thier contributions all ready here well done, and keep em on comeing.

TEA FOR TWO by P :G: TIPS

THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE by T. RAMPER

[dave_1]

ancient transport by rik shaw

how to dig a hole by doug moore

book of vegtables by r t choke thats terrible.

a to z of pork by chris p bacon

[kitkat]

peter cherry:
celtic scottish champions 2005. by A Loon.

U GOT A PROBLEM

[heliophile]

Filthy Chinese Walls By Hoo Flung Dung

Stained Sheets By Mr. Completely (I wonder if that’ll get through?)

A Soul Musicians Nightmare By Bro’ Ken Stringg

Weeds Of The UK By Dan De Lion

Fear Of Small Spaces By Claus Troffobia

Bottom Of The Ladder By Fallon Orff

I’ll think of some more later, meanwhile… Spread the word! This is ruddy hilarious!!!