Silly Book Titles

The Good ■■■■■■ Guide by Hugh G Rection.
Good Survival Skills, By Pete Burns
Coal Mining in Germany by Hans Bogen.
German Condom Maker aka Makimfitz Nicentight.
The See Through Bra Guide by Seymour ■■■.

Kev

Wigwam Construction…by T P Erector

Getting up Early…by Misty Train

The Sound of the Dinner Bell…by Carmen Getit

How I Learnt Chinese…by U Cantoo

Cataract Surgery…by I C Clearly

A study of forests - Theresa Green
Heavy goods vehicles I have known, T. rucker :stuck_out_tongue:
Off road driving - Alan Drover

A CUP OF TEA by T ;TIME

LIFE IN THE EASTEND by PEARLY KINGS

ANY OLD IRON by S;CRAP

WHU-DUN–IT by H:E: DIDIT

weights and measures by arthur pound

the police drivers manual by paul over

who dunnit by donny ken

the gay irishman by patrick fitzmurphy

the other gay irishman by murphy fitzpatrick

the gay scotchman by phil macavity

the other gay scotchman by ben doon

doing the knowledge by jesus h christ :wink:

overdose on beer by willie p moore

overdose on more beer by chuck up

the firemans sons by hose a and hose b

the pensioners story by jerry atrick

naked holidays by seymour butts

saving lives by justin time

getting lost by tom tom

nothing better to do by dave the trucker :wink:

bad bones by arthur ritis

the final farewell by willie comeback

the truckers ■■■■ by scania handleit

living rough by willie betz :wink: could,nt help it

lending money by justin case

the book of ■■■ by roger moore

a to z of anatomy by tony chestnut

the 16 hour shift by willie hackit

im a vegtable by carly flower

Japanese Gangstas By (zb) too

Soggy Bedclothes By I. P. Nightly

Tulane By Tom “Robinson” Band ( :smiling_imp: )

The History Of Truck-Stop Strippers By Gerry Emorff

I do wince at some of these!

edited too close to the line :wink: mrs mix

Seagulls…by Albert Ross

Her’s one that takes in a variety of threads…

It’ll Never Fly By Lead Zeppelin

AWWW! Mrs. Mix! I thought that was a good (but very very risque!) one! Phoo! :frowning:

Your Backside in Detail…by R. Sole

That one might just get by the sensors!!!

Are You Guilty…by Prue Vit

Know Your Petroleum…by S O Fuel

The Sad Tortoise…by Michelle Broke

Being Self Employed…by U Fiddler

Overweight Trucks…by Carrie More

The Joy of ■■■…by ■■■■ Fitzwell

The Good Burglars Guide…by Jim E Doors

Motorway Service Areas…by Robin Gitz

How to Win Olympic Medals…by Chuck Further

Bullemia…by M T Guts

The Asian Lesbian…by Minjeeta

All About Uri Geller…by Ben D Spoon

Good Manners…by Tara Lott

Unsettled Weather…by Gail Brewing

The Life of Sir Francis Drake…by I C Noships

The Robots Testicles…by Rusty Nuts

Kalashnikov Rifles…by A K Fortysevern

Gullible Tourists By E. Zee Pikuns

How to be a Supergrass by Wass Him
How to Clean Windows by Seymour Clearly
A Guide to Antiques by Chip N. Dale
20 things to do while waiting at RDCs by Rip Van Winkle
Bladder Disorders by I.P. Squint
Dating for Beginners by Willie Puller
A to Z of Everything by Noah Itall

Things To Do In Bed by Wayne King