RIP Eddie STOBART.

If other hauliers had worked hard and were not lazy (like Eddie Stobart) they would have been successful, however they did not work hard and were lazy so they are now out of business.

Why don’t you ESL anoraks persuade TNUK to create a site dedicated to nothing else but the “worship” of all things Stobart and then we could get rid,off this site, of all the weirdos,ESL Rslickers,spotters and other attendant nutters who havn’t a clue about what it is like to be a haulier! Then we could return to concentrating on what the site is all about I.E. interesting crack and discussion about times gone by in the transport world 99% of which took place long before Stobarts arrived on the scene! Oh! and by the way if you wally’s got your own site you needn’t worry about us “salt of the earth” lads logging on as you would first have to produce details of a “doctors note” certifying that you were a “bona fide” Stobart “head the ball”.Best of luck,Bewick.

Bewick:
Why don’t you ESL anoraks persuade TNUK to create a site dedicated to nothing else but the “worship” of all things Stobart and then we could get rid,off this site, of all the weirdos,ESL Rslickers,spotters and other attendant nutters who havn’t a clue about what it is like to be a haulier! Then we could return to concentrating on what the site is all about I.E. interesting crack and discussion about times gone by in the transport world 99% of which took place long before Stobarts arrived on the scene! Oh! and by the way if you wally’s got your own site you needn’t worry about us “salt of the earth” lads logging on as you would first have to produce details of a “doctors note” certifying that you were a “bona fide” Stobart “head the ball”.Best of luck,Bewick.

Oh did you fail your Stobart assessment? you seem bitter about Stobarts.

EDDIE STOBART FAN:

Bewick:
Why don’t you ESL anoraks persuade TNUK to create a site dedicated to nothing else but the “worship” of all things Stobart and then we could get rid,off this site, of all the weirdos,ESL Rslickers,spotters and other attendant nutters who havn’t a clue about what it is like to be a haulier! Then we could return to concentrating on what the site is all about I.E. interesting crack and discussion about times gone by in the transport world 99% of which took place long before Stobarts arrived on the scene! Oh! and by the way if you wally’s got your own site you needn’t worry about us “salt of the earth” lads logging on as you would first have to produce details of a “doctors note” certifying that you were a “bona fide” Stobart “head the ball”.Best of luck,Bewick.

Oh did you fail your Stobart assessment? you seem bitter about Stobarts.

Oh dear! are you referring to the bit in my post regarding a “doctors note”,if so yes! I failed miserably but if your referring to the bizarre “assesment” that potential Stobart recruits have to undertake (why are they permanantly advertising for drivers,and have to resort to agencies?) no I never have,I wouldn’t be brain dead enough for their requirements! What is this assessment anyhow? is like what toddlers have to undertake,you know,putting wooden shapes through the right shaped hole?Sounds like there are a lot of failures! Ooo! I have a headache starting thinking about it all! Bewick.

EDDIE STOBART FAN:
If other hauliers had worked hard and were not lazy (like Eddie Stobart) they would have been successful, however they did not work hard and were lazy so they are now out of business.

how ■■■■■■ untrue is this statment !!!

Bewick:

EDDIE STOBART FAN:

Bewick:
Why don’t you ESL anoraks persuade TNUK to create a site dedicated to nothing else but the “worship” of all things Stobart and then we could get rid,off this site, of all the weirdos,ESL Rslickers,spotters and other attendant nutters who havn’t a clue about what it is like to be a haulier! Then we could return to concentrating on what the site is all about I.E. interesting crack and discussion about times gone by in the transport world 99% of which took place long before Stobarts arrived on the scene! Oh! and by the way if you wally’s got your own site you needn’t worry about us “salt of the earth” lads logging on as you would first have to produce details of a “doctors note” certifying that you were a “bona fide” Stobart “head the ball”.Best of luck,Bewick.

Oh did you fail your Stobart assessment? you seem bitter about Stobarts.

Oh dear! are you referring to the bit in my post regarding a “doctors note”,if so yes! I failed miserably but if your referring to the bizarre “assesment” that potential Stobart recruits have to undertake (why are they permanantly advertising for drivers,and have to resort to agencies?) no I never have,I wouldn’t be brain dead enough for their requirements! What is this assessment anyhow? is like what toddlers have to undertake,you know,putting wooden shapes through the right shaped hole?Sounds like there are a lot of failures! Ooo! I have a headache starting thinking about it all! Bewick.

Keep on trying you may be successful one day, but be warned there is no time for slackers at Stobarts!

dennis boyo bang head wall come to mind cheers martyn.

EDDIE STOBART FAN:
Keep on trying you may be successful one day, but be warned there is no time for slackers at Stobarts!

Shouldn’t you be in bed by now?

You need to get out in the real world when your mum lets you.

curnock:

EDDIE STOBART FAN:
If other hauliers had worked hard and were not lazy (like Eddie Stobart) they would have been successful, however they did not work hard and were lazy so they are now out of business.

how [zb] untrue is this statment !!!

Although you are quite right with your comment “curnock” you must also understand that the “braindead” Stobart worshippers truly believe that Road Transport was only invented,and began,when “Fast Eddie” decended from 'atop of Skiddaw with the Ten Comandments (listed in a previous post!) You really do have to wonder how the UK functioned at all B.E.(Before Eddie) Just think about it---- no wheel,no curtainsiders,better wages,a lot better rates,no eddie spotters! (I wonder what that mob did B.E.!! probably sat at home and chewed their toe nails!) Give me strength! Bewick.

sammy dog:
dennis boyo bang head wall come to mind cheers martyn.

Yea but its good fun Martyn!! as there’s plenty of ■■■■ to take!!!Dennis.

EDDIE STOBART FAN:
If other hauliers had worked hard and were not lazy (like Eddie Stobart) they would have been successful, however they did not work hard and were lazy so they are now out of business.

thats a some what rash statement my farther and i worked ■■■■ hard and all hours and went out of business what do you have to back up that veiw ?

Bewick:

curnock:

EDDIE STOBART FAN:
If other hauliers had worked hard and were not lazy (like Eddie Stobart) they would have been successful, however they did not work hard and were lazy so they are now out of business.

how [zb] untrue is this statment !!!

Although you are quite right with your comment “curnock” you must also understand that the “braindead” Stobart worshippers truly believe that Road Transport was only invented,and began,when “Fast Eddie” decended from 'atop of Skiddaw with the Ten Comandments (listed in a previous post!) You really do have to wonder how the UK functioned at all B.E.(Before Eddie) Just think about it---- no wheel,no curtainsiders,better wages,a lot better rates,no eddie spotters! (I wonder what that mob did B.E.!! probably sat at home and chewed their toe nails!) Give me strength! Bewick.

Seems like he forgot that old story.

If you work hard and do your best you’ll get the sack like all the rest.

But if you laze and zb about you’ll live to see the job right out.

The work is hard the pay is small so take your time and zb em all.

Or on your tombstone neatly laquered these three words just bleedin knackered.

i don’t think "eddie stobart fan " knows who he is talking to !!! any muppet who thinks the like of bewick is lazy is seriously misinformed . men like him were doing the job before eddie worked out how to borrow money to get going , and doing it a damned sight better . all the great eddie did was make a total bollox of the industry , i was earning more ten years ago than stobarts robots are earning now . there , i feel better now , rant over . rigsby

legion:

EDDIE STOBART FAN:
If other hauliers had worked hard and were not lazy (like Eddie Stobart) they would have been successful, however they did not work hard and were lazy so they are now out of business.

thats a some what rash statement my farther and i worked ■■■■ hard and all hours and went out of business what do you have to back up that veiw ?

Don’t take any notice whatsoever “legion” this “ingrate” is without doubt a very minute “cog” in the ESL organisation,I think he can qualify as being a ESL Mushroom( and we all know what mushrooms are fed on!!) Cheers Bewick.

by gum dennis mate your are ace at that :laughing: :laughing: cheers martyn.

One thing Stobart has excelled at is creating a public relations campaign that has given the company a very high profile in the eyes of everyone who has no knowledge of the industry. Scratch beneath the glossy surface and the reality is far, far different. There are many hauliers, past and present, that are much better representatives of the industry than Stobarts will ever be.

Can we all try and be nice to the diddlo ES spotters please. They’ve given me the best laugh i’ve had on here for ages and I don’t want to scare them off just yet :smiley:

Bewick:

sammy dog:
dennis boyo bang head wall come to mind cheers martyn.

Yea but its good fun Martyn!! as there’s plenty of ■■■■ to take!!!Dennis.

Why don’t they all go and sit at Carlisle-Leeds-Sherburn or one of the countless depots all day they will be able to spot till it drives them mad ,and just maybe they won’t find thier way back :confused: :smiley: .Vic.

I heard a tale once that norbert dentressangle flew over in his helicopter went to Eddies office and pulled him over the desk by his tie and basically said.

“If you don’t stop dropping your rates I will bring more trucks over here and do haulage for your customers FOR NOTHING just to put you out of business”

Shame he didnt follow through eh?

gingerfold:
One thing Stobart has excelled at is creating a public relations campaign that has given the company a very high profile in the eyes of everyone who has no knowledge of the industry. Scratch beneath the glossy surface and the reality is far, far different. There are many hauliers, past and present, that are much better representatives of the industry than Stobarts will ever be.

Name one of theses hauliers, you can’t! Fetch the gin. It’s all too much to bear you’ll never see Baz Turner spotting these other hauliers!