Yep, we all need a laugh sometimes don’t we?
This one creases me up! 
Jeez even your s.o.h. is heavily politically based…yep hilarious, excuse me whilst I die laughing.
Ever wondered why you never get any invites to parties. 
(note: I know how your mind works, I aint referring to political ones.
Nigel Farage was being driven along when he saw a woman eating grass at the roadside.
He told his driver to stop and got out to talk to the woman.
“What is it? Why are you eating grass?”
“Oh” she replied “My husband has been on the sick awaiting an operation, my children are too weak to attend school, and we are all here to get a little nourishment for free”
“That is awful. Come with me” said Farage.
They squeeze into the car, and set off.
“Thank you” say the woman and her husband. You are so kind to us.
“No problem” replies St Nigel, “I have a massive green lawn at my house”
Hmmmm
Ok, mildly amusing,.getting better at least, but dont give up yer day job.
Even Winseer still wont be giving out invitations after that attempt though.
He’s only inviting his MATES so dont feel too left out.
Venue is an old phone box at end of his street.
Thank ya very much l&g.
The venue for the 2019 Liberal conference?
And for the 2028 Reform Ltd shareholders meeting?
Yeh ok, fair attemt …but you are only making a variation of the same theme…
But 4 out of 10 for effort.
Ya see…you are MY educational mentor, and in return I am mentoring your potential side line in stand up comedy.
Yer welcome.
Tip…If you must be politically based, try starting with…
'This MP walked into a pub/brothel/door/bookies.
Yes, rifting on the same theme.
Rapping about “the man” just like us cool kids do.
Your starter for 5:
Link Mr Starmer senior and his job, with the production of a son?
Well, he did produce a right tool there!
How can I put this Frangs without offending you…
Sorry mate, but I’ve NEVER had you down as being …‘‘cool’’. 
Yep …looks like my work here is done, but maybe still needs a bit of work on reflection…
But I’ll go out on this one.
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And this year’s TruckNet Tolstoy Award for largest single post goes to… Winseer!
“Brexit dividend”? Is that like the perceived ‘reward’ of lots of ‘free time’ a stupid kid gets when he is ‘excluded’ from school after he’s kicked-off with the teaching staff for the umpteenth time?
Many of the hauliers going into administration frequently quote Brexit as one of the factors that pushed them over the edge
Yeah but to be fair, every bloody thing that has gone wrong in the last six years since, that can be conveniently and tenuously linked to Brexit, has been (again conveniently) blamed on it…usually by those who voted against it.
Good one,.and very apt.
To be even fairer, I’d estimate that very few people with their own business to run voted for Brexit, certainly not one single HGV operator running general haulage who I’ve spoken to.
maybe those that have done euro work in the past before me joined the eu can answer this?
what paper work did you need compaired to eu days and now?
i have never done it so dont have a clue however as a child on trips to france sat in the back of the camper my parents would hardly get the passports out the window before we were waved through. It wasnt because there was my sister and i in the back everyone was the same. Only time there was ever a slight delay in the queue was if there was a “foreigner” in the line in front of us
Mentioned by whom?
All of those “experts” who predicted it would be a bad move?
Those “experts” who Gove told us to ignore?
Well, it looks like those “experts” really were experts doesn’t it?
And that those shouting about “project fear” were the fools.
Anyone else notice how in this campaign that Sunak, and Farage etc have been shouting about how well their predictions went regards Brexit?
Nah, me neither.
Farage of course continues with his “If only it was me in charge” etc.
I do have a bit knowledge here. Not expert level by any mens.
I’ll reply after I put on a pot of coffee…
Nah. OK after brewing a cup, I won’t give chapter and verse!
A preety broad sweeping statement is that.
Where is Frangers with his links when we need him.
(Btw pleeeze not, and spare us all, I was only joking. 
)
Whom?
Well deffo you for starters.