PaulNowak:
Even after I gave her a dose?
But it was only the dose I got off your mum
Haha YT! Don’t know about porridge, but I’ve defo sowed some oats.
As for that dirty boy Nowak, nothing that a pack of Wilko’s wipes wont fix!!
yt03:
You been stirring a fellow truck drivers porridge eagerbeaver??
Hmmm, did someone mention porridge?
Not eating it from a helmet though!!
I thought trampers were only allowed to wipe it on the curtains, or is that agency trampers?
PMSL Miss G!!
Bit of respect now lads. A lady is amongst us.
eagerbeaver:
PMSL Miss G!!Bit of respect now lads. A lady is amongst us.
And you can tell she’s a Yorkshire lass, as she likes her udders feeled.
Lol, I now fear this has descended into helmeted bellendery and I’m confused!
Yes, Uddersfield 2 junctions on…
Who do you drive for goldilox??
Goldilox…confused?
Pull the udder one.
Goldilox:
Yes, Uddersfield 2 junctions on…
Thanks, I was beyond confused there! 
Udderly confused now, just bear with me, as Cleckhuddersfax is calling…
Bloody fresian round there in winter.
yt03:
Who do you drive for goldilox??
B Ellend Recruitment, near Elmet Street.
No Beaver, the steam from the cowpats keep the chill off
I would have put money on him working for that E. Buy gum fella. Probably in an Iveco, the truck of choice for Yorkshire. Ample space to store whippets, as a food source, obviously.