Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave if you and tracey get married, 
can I be page boy 
We are quite happy as we are Norm. You can make a commitment without getting married.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Tell him to get stuffed Dave, he’s only after a chunk of wedding cake and a free drink.
thanks harry, long retired.
I would be quite content with a piece of pork pie, cheese and onion sandwich and a weak bitter shandy, if you had Harry as bestman, at least a bottle of single malt!
You will have to find another couple to marry off Norm. It just ain’t going to happen this way.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
And that’s him told Dave, by the way you can always spot the best man at a nudist wedding.
thanks harry, long retired
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave if you and tracey get married, can I be page boy
We are quite happy as we are Norm. You can make a commitment without getting married.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Tell him to get stuffed Dave, he’s only after a chunk of wedding cake and a free drink.
thanks harry, long retired.
I would be quite content with a piece of pork pie, cheese and onion sandwich and a weak bitter shandy, if you had Harry as bestman, at least a bottle of single malt!
You will have to find another couple to marry off Norm. It just ain’t going to happen this way.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
And that’s him told Dave, by the way you can always spot the best man at a nudist wedding.
thanks harry, long retired
Yes Harry, it would be quite obvious, not that I’ve ever been to a nudist wedding. I try to get out of going to any weddings or formal do’s, not my scene.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave if you and tracey get married, can I be page boy
We are quite happy as we are Norm. You can make a commitment without getting married.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Tell him to get stuffed Dave, he’s only after a chunk of wedding cake and a free drink.
thanks harry, long retired.
I would be quite content with a piece of pork pie, cheese and onion sandwich and a weak bitter shandy, if you had Harry as bestman, at least a bottle of single malt!
You will have to find another couple to marry off Norm. It just ain’t going to happen this way.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
And that’s him told Dave, by the way you can always spot the best man at a nudist wedding.
thanks harry, long retired
Yes Harry, it would be quite obvious, not that I’ve ever been to a nudist wedding. I try to get out of going to any weddings or formal do’s, not my scene.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Never been to one myself Dave but I should imagine the bridesmaids look quite tasty.
Heres another thought Dave they always say the bride looked beautiful so tell me if
that’s the case where do all the ugly wives come from ■■
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave if you and tracey get married, can I be page boy
We are quite happy as we are Norm. You can make a commitment without getting married.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Tell him to get stuffed Dave, he’s only after a chunk of wedding cake and a free drink.
thanks harry, long retired.
I would be quite content with a piece of pork pie, cheese and onion sandwich and a weak bitter shandy, if you had Harry as bestman, at least a bottle of single malt!
You will have to find another couple to marry off Norm. It just ain’t going to happen this way.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
And that’s him told Dave, by the way you can always spot the best man at a nudist wedding.
thanks harry, long retired
Yes Harry, it would be quite obvious, not that I’ve ever been to a nudist wedding. I try to get out of going to any weddings or formal do’s, not my scene.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Never been to one myself Dave but I should imagine the bridesmaids look quite tasty.
thanks harry, long retired.
Thats the problem Harry, I find most females tasty, even the ugly one’s after a few pints.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Ah’ but Dave the write-ups in the press always state that the bride looked
beautiful in a Norman Hartnell style dress or words to that effect if that’s
the case what baffles me is where do all the ugly wives come from.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Ah’ but Dave the write-ups in the press always state that the bride looked
beautiful in a Norman Hartnell style dress or words to that effect if that’s
the case what baffles me is where do all the ugly wives come from.
thanks harry, long retired.
That depends on how ■■■■■■ the journalist that wrote the article was Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Ah’ but Dave the write-ups in the press always state that the bride looked
beautiful in a Norman Hartnell style dress or words to that effect if that’s
the case what baffles me is where do all the ugly wives come from.
thanks harry, long retired.
That depends on how ■■■■■■ the journalist that wrote the article was Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Never thought about that Dave, those journalistic chappies do enjoy being
called to the bar, in fact they’re renowned for it, Oh’ and telling porkies.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Ah’ but Dave the write-ups in the press always state that the bride looked
beautiful in a Norman Hartnell style dress or words to that effect if that’s
the case what baffles me is where do all the ugly wives come from.
thanks harry, long retired.
That depends on how ■■■■■■ the journalist that wrote the article was Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Never thought about that Dave, those journalistic chappies do enjoy being
called to the bar, in fact they’re renowned for it, Oh’ and telling porkies.
thanks harry, long retired.
I think a lot of them write their articles in the bar Harry. Don’t know about these days, but most of the older hacks used to be notorious drinkers.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I can remember a chap who was a reporter for the local rag and he worked,
and I’m using the word worked very lightly doing his travelling via a pushbike
wish was constantly parked outside the local pub which it’s said was his office
phoning his “stories” in using the pub payphone in those days the place was my
local and no matter what time of day I visited he was always there, it was said
that all his material was obtained by word of mouth from the elderly locals.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
I can remember a chap who was a reporter for the local rag and he worked,
and I’m using the word worked very lightly doing his travelling via a pushbike
wish was constantly parked outside the local pub which it’s said was his office
phoning his “stories” in using the pub payphone in those days the place was my
local and no matter what time of day I visited he was always there, it was said
that all his material was obtained by word of mouth from the elderly locals.
thanks harry, long retired.
I suppose a local pub in those days would be a good source for all the gossip Harry. I expect he had a good supply of stories to send into his paper.
I’m back on the laptop, as my desktop pc has blown its power supply now. I only had it back a couple of days, but the IT bloke said that’s a fairly straight forward job to replace, but can’t do it until next week. If it plays up again, it will get booted out of the door.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I’ve got a cure-all for misbehaving PCs it’s called a hammer.The knotted rope
for unruly trailer boys, and the hammer for when the “puter” acts up.I was
always good with my hands.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
I’ve got a cure-all for misbehaving PCs it’s called a hammer.The knotted rope
for unruly trailer boys, and the hammer for when the “puter” acts up.I was
always good with my hands.
thanks harry, long retired.
I can’t afford to put the hammer to it Harry,I spent £40.00 on it last week, all it needs is a power reducer which isn’t dear,just got to wait for the bloke to fit it now. Also set this flipping laptop up. This new windows 8 is a pain.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
I’ve got a cure-all for misbehaving PCs it’s called a hammer.The knotted rope
for unruly trailer boys, and the hammer for when the “puter” acts up.I was
always good with my hands.
thanks harry, long retired.
I can’t afford to put the hammer to it Harry,I spent £40.00 on it last week, all it needs is a power reducer which isn’t dear,just got to wait for the bloke to fit it now. Also set this flipping laptop up. This new windows 8 is a pain.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave my computer is on Windows 7 and I think i’ts steam driven
but I can’t get the coal.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
I’ve got a cure-all for misbehaving PCs it’s called a hammer.The knotted rope
for unruly trailer boys, and the hammer for when the “puter” acts up.I was
always good with my hands.
thanks harry, long retired.
I can’t afford to put the hammer to it Harry,I spent £40.00 on it last week, all it needs is a power reducer which isn’t dear,just got to wait for the bloke to fit it now. Also set this flipping laptop up. This new windows 8 is a pain.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave my computer is on Windows 7 and I think i’ts steam driven
but I can’t get the coal.
thanks harry, long retired.
My desktop is windows XP, but this laptop isn’t. apparently all the new one’s are windows 8 which the IT bloke told me is not popular with anyone. So hopefully my old desktop will be back fixed.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
My laptop is windows vista, I have never bothered upgrading, it does what I want to do, I don’t like too much change, 
! my hotmail has been swapped around so many times, it makes me go dizzy.
They keep bringing these new versions of windows out. Its all to make Microsoft another few billion dollars.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
In reallity I shouldn’t be allowed near a computer I’m not knowledgeable enough,
people have bent over backwards trying to instill things into me, but I’ve just
got so little interest that stuff just goes in one ear and out the other but in all
fairness I do warn the would be tutors that they are flogging a dead horse, It’s
a case of where there is nowt you can’t plant owt.
thanks harry, long retired.