Nottingham bus firm( middle east work

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Hello lads, my first chance to get on my lap top, dinner was simple today, after roasting a gammon joint yesterday with mash potato’s with fried onions in and green beans and gravey. We had half of it left, so I done egg’s ham & chips, whipped it up in half hour, then raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries & icecream, my wife cleaned the plates. Anne is doing very well, she is on one walking stick, but now and again she leaves it behind and walks about without it, it’s ony four weeks today since she had it done, so I said take care and don’t rush it, she should be without sticks after six weeks. She had three mates come to see her, I left them after coffee & cakes, they said you have got him well trained, Anne said oh no, he could do all this before I married him, he taught me to cook. I said goodbye ladies I’m off to play bowls for a couple of hours, while you four natter to your hearts content!

hiya,
Bloody hell Norm the best I could muster would be baked beans on toast,
do you mind burnt toast.
thanks harry, long retired.

It looks like Norm and his good lady live like the gentry in Northampton Harry. All this gammon and rich living he will have a bad case of gout.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Your spot on Dave, I’m too poor to ever be able to afford gout.
thanks harry, long retired.

I used to rob mousetraps for a bit of cheese Harry, but since we have had the dog he beats me to it, and doesn’t get trapped.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, I’d have to rob the piggy bank in order to buy cheese, then I’d have
no spending money for my forthcoming breakaway with the missus, It’s a
mess being poor but I’m used to it.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Hello lads, my first chance to get on my lap top, dinner was simple today, after roasting a gammon joint yesterday with mash potato’s with fried onions in and green beans and gravey. We had half of it left, so I done egg’s ham & chips, whipped it up in half hour, then raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries & icecream, my wife cleaned the plates. Anne is doing very well, she is on one walking stick, but now and again she leaves it behind and walks about without it, it’s ony four weeks today since she had it done, so I said take care and don’t rush it, she should be without sticks after six weeks. She had three mates come to see her, I left them after coffee & cakes, they said you have got him well trained, Anne said oh no, he could do all this before I married him, he taught me to cook. I said goodbye ladies I’m off to play bowls for a couple of hours, while you four natter to your hearts content!

hiya,
Bloody hell Norm the best I could muster would be baked beans on toast,
do you mind burnt toast.
thanks harry, long retired.

It looks like Norm and his good lady live like the gentry in Northampton Harry. All this gammon and rich living he will have a bad case of gout.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Your spot on Dave, I’m too poor to ever be able to afford gout.
thanks harry, long retired.

I used to rob mousetraps for a bit of cheese Harry, but since we have had the dog he beats me to it, and doesn’t get trapped.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, I’d have to rob the piggy bank in order to buy cheese, then I’d have
no spending money for my forthcoming breakaway with the missus, It’s a
mess being poor but I’m used to it.
thanks harry, long retired.

I know the feeling Harry. I am waiting to get my desktop PC back so that I can type some begging letters and send an email to war on want to send me some clothes. I hope the weather clears up, so that the red cross can drop me some food parcels, otherwise I could end up a seven stone weakling.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave I think you can go a year or two on a starvation diet before you ever get near that weight! If I had half the money you two rogues have, I would be a very well off person.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Dave I think you can go a year or two on a starvation diet before you ever get near that weight! If I had half the money you two rogues have, I would be a very well off person.

Hi Norm,
When I had my accident years ago I was twelve and a half stone,after about a month I was like something from the starving African countries. I wasn’t fat to start with, as well as lorry driving I was helping to haul bales of hay and straw at harvest time and previous to that I’d had four years working on building sites which built up your muscles and kept me fit. Nowadays I am over weight and could do with losing weight, although I’ve never been told to lose weight when I go for check ups.
As for money Norm. I never see much, it goes out faster than it comes in. Got my desktop back now, so the begging letters will be posted in the morning.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Was once asked, if I won several million quid on the lottery what would
I do about the begging letters, I told the person who asked the question
that I would continue to keep sending them.
thanks harry, long retired.

[norman_ingram]

Hope you can afford the stamps.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Hope you can afford the stamps.

I don’t put any on them Norm, the recipient has to pay.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Hope you can afford the stamps.

I don’t put any on them Norm, the recipient has to pay.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A man after my own heart.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Hope you can afford the stamps.

I don’t put any on them Norm, the recipient has to pay.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A man after my own heart.
thanks harry, long retired.

You got to run lean and mean to survive these days Harry. Our old mate in Northampton is in clover compared to us
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Dave can you still buy remoulds, times is hard.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave can you still buy remoulds, times is hard.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you can for lorries Harry. Part worn for cars.
You could buy a Cockerel with some tread on it
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave can you still buy remoulds, times is hard.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you can for lorries Harry. Part worn for cars.
You could buy a Cockerel with some tread on it
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A cockerel eh’ Dave, no thanks I’ve got an “old hen”.
thanks harry, long ret

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave can you still buy remoulds, times is hard.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you can for lorries Harry. Part worn for cars.
You could buy a Cockerel with some tread on it
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A cockerel eh’ Dave, no thanks I’ve got an “old hen”.
thanks harry, long ret

As long as the " old hen " is not worn down to the wire or the
canvas, you are OK Harry.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave can you still buy remoulds, times is hard.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you can for lorries Harry. Part worn for cars.
You could buy a Cockerel with some tread on it
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A cockerel eh’ Dave, no thanks I’ve got an “old hen”.
thanks harry, long ret

As long as the " old hen " is not worn down to the wire or the
canvas, you are OK Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
She isn’t Dave, but if I was a tyre I’d be illegal.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave can you still buy remoulds, times is hard.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you can for lorries Harry. Part worn for cars.
You could buy a Cockerel with some tread on it
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A cockerel eh’ Dave, no thanks I’ve got an “old hen”.
thanks harry, long ret

As long as the " old hen " is not worn down to the wire or the
canvas, you are OK Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
She isn’t Dave, but if I was a tyre I’d be illegal.
thanks harry, long retired.

You would have been shredded years ago Harry, if she was worn out !
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave can you still buy remoulds, times is hard.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you can for lorries Harry. Part worn for cars.
You could buy a Cockerel with some tread on it
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A cockerel eh’ Dave, no thanks I’ve got an “old hen”.
thanks harry, long ret

As long as the " old hen " is not worn down to the wire or the
canvas, you are OK Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
She isn’t Dave, but if I was a tyre I’d be illegal.
thanks harry, long retired.

You would have been shredded years ago Harry, if she was worn out !
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’m frazzled Dave is that anything like being shredded. oh’ and knackered.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave can you still buy remoulds, times is hard.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you can for lorries Harry. Part worn for cars.
You could buy a Cockerel with some tread on it
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A cockerel eh’ Dave, no thanks I’ve got an “old hen”.
thanks harry, long ret

As long as the " old hen " is not worn down to the wire or the
canvas, you are OK Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
She isn’t Dave, but if I was a tyre I’d be illegal.
thanks harry, long retired.

You would have been shredded years ago Harry, if she was worn out !
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’m frazzled Dave is that anything like being shredded. oh’ and knackered.
thanks harry, long retired.

I wouldn’t know Harry,being a country boy who has never married.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave if you and tracey get married, can I be page boy

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you and tracey get married, can I be page boy

We are quite happy as we are Norm. You can make a commitment without getting married.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you and tracey get married, can I be page boy

We are quite happy as we are Norm. You can make a commitment without getting married.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Tell him to get stuffed Dave, he’s only after a chunk of wedding cake and a free drink.
thanks harry, long retired.