hiya,
Nice to hear “The Colleen” is on the mend Norm and I’m pleased to see you’re putting
the good lady’s apron to good use, plenty of housework to keep you away from bowls
and Ladbrokes, Ah yes she’s certainly clipped your wings Good Buddy.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Nice to hear “The Colleen” is on the mend Norm and I’m pleased to see you’re putting
the good lady’s apron to good use, plenty of housework to keep you away from bowls
and Ladbrokes, Ah yes she’s certainly clipped your wings Good Buddy.
thanks harry, long retired.
I bet his hands have gone soft from all that washing up Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Nice to hear “The Colleen” is on the mend Norm and I’m pleased to see you’re putting
the good lady’s apron to good use, plenty of housework to keep you away from bowls
and Ladbrokes, Ah yes she’s certainly clipped your wings Good Buddy.
thanks harry, long retired.I bet his hands have gone soft from all that washing up Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I bet he sweeps the muck under the rug when she’s not looking.
thanks harry, long retired.
Wrong again Harry, all wooden and tiled floors in my bungy, just one six by three foot rug, which I took outside and beat, it was full of plaster dust, then I vac it, wash all the floors. It finally finished in the wetroom, 50cmx70cm chrome cabinet with mirror doors, toilet holder chrome, toilet brush & holder chrome, corner chrome three shelf tidy for shampoo etc, towel chrome ring, chrome squeezee & holder for shower glass, robe coat hook on door, and shower glass door chrome three shelf hanger for showering knick-knacks. was all fitted today. paid plumber £2850 today and with the extra’s I purchased it came to £3207. Every one who have seen it said wow what a good job, even got new lights and a new door. This is the first time I have a spare moment, the irish girl I married is doing great after a couple of scares, she was on the way to passing out, when she couln’t move her leg, I put a cold flannel on her forehead, it was a muscle spasam, but told to give her tonic water, because it has quinine in it. What with all my chores, I have surprised a few people, and when I dished up the meals, my son said to my daughter that dad’s army training, cooks, washing & ironing, sewing, cooking, cleaning, and still keeps the garden tidy. Paul you forgot to mention " S*** stirer ", how do you mean Well we have had no toilet down here for two weeks,I have used the one I put in the attic, but your mum has used a comode in the bedroom! Guess who had to empty it and keep it clean.
hiya,
Hello “Norman F Nightingale”
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Hello “Norman F Nightingale”
thanks harry, long retired.
Fair play Harry,he’s like these women that can multitask.Good on you Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Hurray, my wife is getting stronger every day, only problem, I seem to get weaker, it must be my age.
Norman Ingram:
Hurray, my wife is getting stronger every day, only problem, I seem to get weaker, it must be my age.
Its all in the mind Norm,think positive.Imagine you are Geoff Capes.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Hurray, my wife is getting stronger every day, only problem, I seem to get weaker, it must be my age.Its all in the mind Norm,think positive.Imagine you are Geoff Capes.
Cheers Dave.
Not likely Dave, he has got old and flabby. I am just getting old.
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Hurray, my wife is getting stronger every day, only problem, I seem to get weaker, it must be my age.Its all in the mind Norm,think positive.Imagine you are Geoff Capes.
Cheers Dave.Not likely Dave, he has got old and flabby. I am just getting old.
Also he ain’t as wealthy as you Norm.There can’t be much money in breeding budgies.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
“Our Lass” reckons I’ve got “bats in the belfry” Dave.
thanks harry, long retired.
You sound sane enough to me Harry. We have a few in this area who are as dull as a bat .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
You sound sane enough to me Harry. We have a few in this area who are as dull as a bat .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Stone mad, daft as a brush,round the bend, I’m all of these so’s my “Old Lady” says
and she’s never wrong or so she tells me, so it must be correct.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
You sound sane enough to me Harry. We have a few in this area who are as dull as a bat .
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Stone mad, daft as a brush,round the bend, I’m all of these so’s my “Old Lady” says
and she’s never wrong or so she tells me, so it must be correct.
thanks harry, long retired.
You got to be daft be as daft as a brush to survive in this country Harry. Acting normal won’t get any of us anywhere.
Cheers Dave.
Hello lads, my first chance to get on my lap top, dinner was simple today, after roasting a gammon joint yesterday with mash potato’s with fried onions in and green beans and gravey. We had half of it left, so I done egg’s ham & chips, whipped it up in half hour, then raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries & icecream, my wife cleaned the plates. Anne is doing very well, she is on one walking stick, but now and again she leaves it behind and walks about without it, it’s ony four weeks today since she had it done, so I said take care and don’t rush it, she should be without sticks after six weeks. She had three mates come to see her, I left them after coffee & cakes, they said you have got him well trained, Anne said oh no, he could do all this before I married him, he taught me to cook. I said goodbye ladies I’m off to play bowls for a couple of hours, while you four natter to your hearts content!
Norman Ingram:
Hello lads, my first chance to get on my lap top, dinner was simple today, after roasting a gammon joint yesterday with mash potato’s with fried onions in and green beans and gravey. We had half of it left, so I done egg’s ham & chips, whipped it up in half hour, then raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries & icecream, my wife cleaned the plates. Anne is doing very well, she is on one walking stick, but now and again she leaves it behind and walks about without it, it’s ony four weeks today since she had it done, so I said take care and don’t rush it, she should be without sticks after six weeks. She had three mates come to see her, I left them after coffee & cakes, they said you have got him well trained, Anne said oh no, he could do all this before I married him, he taught me to cook. I said goodbye ladies I’m off to play bowls for a couple of hours, while you four natter to your hearts content!
hiya,
Bloody hell Norm the best I could muster would be baked beans on toast,
do you mind burnt toast.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Hello lads, my first chance to get on my lap top, dinner was simple today, after roasting a gammon joint yesterday with mash potato’s with fried onions in and green beans and gravey. We had half of it left, so I done egg’s ham & chips, whipped it up in half hour, then raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries & icecream, my wife cleaned the plates. Anne is doing very well, she is on one walking stick, but now and again she leaves it behind and walks about without it, it’s ony four weeks today since she had it done, so I said take care and don’t rush it, she should be without sticks after six weeks. She had three mates come to see her, I left them after coffee & cakes, they said you have got him well trained, Anne said oh no, he could do all this before I married him, he taught me to cook. I said goodbye ladies I’m off to play bowls for a couple of hours, while you four natter to your hearts content!hiya,
Bloody hell Norm the best I could muster would be baked beans on toast,
do you mind burnt toast.
thanks harry, long retired.
It looks like Norm and his good lady live like the gentry in Northampton Harry. All this gammon and rich living he will have a bad case of gout.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Hello lads, my first chance to get on my lap top, dinner was simple today, after roasting a gammon joint yesterday with mash potato’s with fried onions in and green beans and gravey. We had half of it left, so I done egg’s ham & chips, whipped it up in half hour, then raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries & icecream, my wife cleaned the plates. Anne is doing very well, she is on one walking stick, but now and again she leaves it behind and walks about without it, it’s ony four weeks today since she had it done, so I said take care and don’t rush it, she should be without sticks after six weeks. She had three mates come to see her, I left them after coffee & cakes, they said you have got him well trained, Anne said oh no, he could do all this before I married him, he taught me to cook. I said goodbye ladies I’m off to play bowls for a couple of hours, while you four natter to your hearts content!hiya,
Bloody hell Norm the best I could muster would be baked beans on toast,
do you mind burnt toast.
thanks harry, long retired.It looks like Norm and his good lady live like the gentry in Northampton Harry. All this gammon and rich living he will have a bad case of gout.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Spot on Dave, I’m too poor to ever be able to afford gout, story of my life.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Hello lads, my first chance to get on my lap top, dinner was simple today, after roasting a gammon joint yesterday with mash potato’s with fried onions in and green beans and gravey. We had half of it left, so I done egg’s ham & chips, whipped it up in half hour, then raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries & icecream, my wife cleaned the plates. Anne is doing very well, she is on one walking stick, but now and again she leaves it behind and walks about without it, it’s ony four weeks today since she had it done, so I said take care and don’t rush it, she should be without sticks after six weeks. She had three mates come to see her, I left them after coffee & cakes, they said you have got him well trained, Anne said oh no, he could do all this before I married him, he taught me to cook. I said goodbye ladies I’m off to play bowls for a couple of hours, while you four natter to your hearts content!hiya,
Bloody hell Norm the best I could muster would be baked beans on toast,
do you mind burnt toast.
thanks harry, long retired.It looks like Norm and his good lady live like the gentry in Northampton Harry. All this gammon and rich living he will have a bad case of gout.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Your spot on Dave, I’m too poor to ever be able to afford gout.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Hello lads, my first chance to get on my lap top, dinner was simple today, after roasting a gammon joint yesterday with mash potato’s with fried onions in and green beans and gravey. We had half of it left, so I done egg’s ham & chips, whipped it up in half hour, then raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries & icecream, my wife cleaned the plates. Anne is doing very well, she is on one walking stick, but now and again she leaves it behind and walks about without it, it’s ony four weeks today since she had it done, so I said take care and don’t rush it, she should be without sticks after six weeks. She had three mates come to see her, I left them after coffee & cakes, they said you have got him well trained, Anne said oh no, he could do all this before I married him, he taught me to cook. I said goodbye ladies I’m off to play bowls for a couple of hours, while you four natter to your hearts content!hiya,
Bloody hell Norm the best I could muster would be baked beans on toast,
do you mind burnt toast.
thanks harry, long retired.It looks like Norm and his good lady live like the gentry in Northampton Harry. All this gammon and rich living he will have a bad case of gout.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Your spot on Dave, I’m too poor to ever be able to afford gout.
thanks harry, long retired.
I used to rob mousetraps for a bit of cheese Harry, but since we have had the dog he beats me to it, and doesn’t get trapped.
Cheers Dave.