Norman Ingram:
I think if you two had eaten cat,you would both be “Purrfect.”
How do you think I broke my neck Norm ? Funny stuff cat food,makes you try strange antics.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I think if you two had eaten cat,you would both be “PurrHow do you think I broke my neck Norm ?
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
My wife reckons I’ve had nine lives, just hope I’m not on the last one.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I think if you two had eaten cat,you would both be “PurrHow do you think I broke my neck Norm ?
Cheers Dave.hiya,
My wife reckons I’ve had nine lives, just hope I’m not on the last one.
thanks harry, long retired.
You have probably only used half of them Harry,you are to artful to have used them all.
Cheers Dave.
where do i sign up for the boozing , eating and sleeping triathlon harry ? the wife reckons i’m a dead cert for a podium place , especially with the eating and sleeping . cheers , dave
rigsby:
where do i sign up for the boozing , eating and sleeping triathlon harry ? the wife reckons i’m a dead cert for a podium place , especially with the eating and sleeping . cheers , dave
hiya,
Dave, Welsh Dave is the organiser I think it’s in a field near his house.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
rigsby:
where do i sign up for the boozing , eating and sleeping triathlon harry ? the wife reckons i’m a dead cert for a podium place , especially with the eating and sleeping . cheers , davehiya,
Dave, Welsh Dave is the organiser I think it’s in a field near his house.
thanks harry, long retired.
They have just planted spring barley on the field next to here Harry.If will have to be near your house.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
rigsby:
where do i sign up for the boozing , eating and sleeping triathlon harry ? the wife reckons i’m a dead cert for a podium place , especially with the eating and sleeping . cheers , davehiya,
Dave, Welsh Dave is the organiser I think it’s in a field near his house.
thanks harry, long retired.They have just planted spring barley on the field next to here Harry.If will have to be near your house.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave we only need space to erect a couple of deckchairs there aint going to be
anything too energetic going on unless you put glass raising in the weightlifting
class the hardest work for you would be warning your neighbours about possible
noise caused by the snoring.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
rigsby:
where do i sign up for the boozing , eating and sleeping triathlon harry ? the wife reckons i’m a dead cert for a podium place , especially with the eating and sleeping . cheers , davehiya,
Dave, Welsh Dave is the organiser I think it’s in a field near his house.
thanks harry, long retired.They have just planted spring barley on the field next to here Harry.If will have to be near your house.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave we only need space to erect a couple of deckchairs there aint going to be
anything too energetic going on unless you put glass raising in the weightlifting
class the hardest work for you would be warning your neighbours about possible
noise caused by the snoring. Oh’ and the smoke from the barbecue.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
rigsby:
where do i sign up for the boozing , eating and sleeping triathlon harry ? the wife reckons i’m a dead cert for a podium place , especially with the eating and sleeping . cheers , davehiya,
Dave, Welsh Dave is the organiser I think it’s in a field near his house.
thanks harry, long retired.They have just planted spring barley on the field next to here Harry.If will have to be near your house.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave we only need space to erect a couple of deckchairs there aint going to be
anything too energetic going on unless you put glass raising in the weightlifting
class the hardest work for you would be warning your neighbours about possible
noise caused by the snoring. Oh’ and the smoke from the barbecue.
thanks harry, long retired.
The neighbours would probably join in this way Harry. 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
That’s it settled then Dave you’re place it is, I’ll bring the Glenfiddych.
thanks harry, long retired.
Crafty old sod our Harry, brings a bottle of whisky and will have it to his self.
Norman Ingram:
Crafty old sod our Harry, brings a bottle of whisky and will have it to his self.
hiya,
Norman, Norman you have a very low opinion of me share and share alike is my
motto, the more I can persuade other people to become single malt addicts the
more the company sells and it just may become less expensive to buy, and you
Norman my good buddy can have a swig of my bottle anytime, but nothing is to
be added you don’t dilute a proper drink.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Crafty old sod our Harry, brings a bottle of whisky and will have it to his self.hiya,
Norman, Norman you have a very low opinion of me share and share alike is my
motto, the more I can persuade other people to become single malt addicts the
more the company sells and it just may become less expensive to buy, and you
Norman my good buddy can have a swig of my bottle anytime, but nothing is to
be added you don’t dilute a proper drink.
thanks harry, long retired.
I will pour some Newcastle Brown in a whisky bottle,nobody will know the difference.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Bet you half a crown I’ll know the difference and it’s a while since I treated
myself to a bottle of “dog” as Newky Brown is affectionately known up this
way, a drop of flat light ale might get past the censor as passing for single
malt but it would have to be from a distance, don’t wish to try it though.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Bet you half a crown I’ll know the difference and it’s a while since I treated
myself to a bottle of “dog” as Newky Brown is affectionately known up this
way, a drop of flat light ale might get past the censor as passing for single
malt but it would have to be from a distance, don’t wish to try it though.
thanks harry, long retired.
Wouldn’t want to drink flat beer Harry,give you a bad guts. 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Only drink beer (lager) as a chaser so when It’s been there to accompany a few malts
it does tend to have gone a little flat, so what do I do ■■ I leave it they say it’s manners
to leave a little something on the table or bar before walking away , or is that food ■■.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hi Harry,
I wouldn’t know as I drink at home,or if on the rare occasion there is a do in our village hall.Its two miles to the nearest pub from here.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Hi Harry,
I wouldn’t know as I drink at home,or if on the rare occasion there is a do in our village hall.Its two miles to the nearest pub from here.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, the only “outdoor” boozing I do now is at the “do” in Newcastle when
the venue is the Labour club, there is a pub just a short walk from here but
I haven’t visited for years, the last time I was in a pub was about a month ago
at a pub a canny walk away I went to an old drivers 70th birthday bash, to me
the pubs nowadays don’t have character and not well patronised like they was
in days gone by the young preferring to get drunk on shop bought booze before
turning out to the pubs and paying exorbitant prices at the bar, I don’t know how
pub landlords are surviving.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hello lads, still in the land of the living, just have my hands full at the moment, what with cooking ,washing, ironing, cleaning, the dust got everywhere, I must have done all the floor over twenty times, you could write your name in the dust. but it is on the last lap, tiling ,grouting all done,toilet and washbasin in, now today heated toil rail and shower done, he is fitting the shower screen, only the new door to fit. It looks a treat. Wife was doing great , then this morning we had a scare, she could hardley walk and in pain,her thigh was swollen, it turn out she was in the sunshine and it caused the swelling, she took pain killers and was back on course. 
Glad to hear that your wife is doing OK Norm.I can quite believe the sun could cause the swelling,its been quite warm for a couple of days,a bit cooler here today after rain this morning and showers later.
I’m not keen on modern pubs Harry,as you say they have no atmosphere,and I find them very noisy with fruit machines or sky TV blaring.Another thing which seems to be the modern thing is all this loud laughing,if one laughs the lot laugh.
I’m all for a bit of fun,but half the silly sods are laughing to show off. I used to like going in the local pub years ago to have a drink and a chat.
Cheers Dave.