Dave the Renegade:
I haven’t shrunk Norm,still six foot, measured recently,could do with losing some weight to get down from sixteen stone to about fourteen would be a start.
Cheers Dave.
Don’t get jealous Dave, I weighed myself yesterday, 13st 10lbs 0f rippling flab. 
only joking, not too bad for comming up to 76.
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
I haven’t shrunk Norm,still six foot, measured recently,could do with losing some weight to get down from sixteen stone to about fourteen would be a start.
Cheers Dave.Don’t get jealous Dave, I weighed myself yesterday, 13st 10lbs 0f rippling flab.
hiya,
13st 10lbs Eh’ Norm, Is that wet through ■■.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
I haven’t shrunk Norm,still six foot, measured recently,could do with losing some weight to get down from sixteen stone to about fourteen would be a start.
Cheers Dave.Don’t get jealous Dave, I weighed myself yesterday, 13st 10lbs 0f rippling flab.
hiya,
13st 10lbs Eh’ Norm, Is that wet through ■■.
thanks harry, long retired.
I could say I’m sixteen stone of muscle and bone,but I would be lying.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I must be one of the few people the medical profession are quite
pleased that my weight at the moment is remaining steady in the
region of about 14sts, I’m still a fat git but a happy fat git.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
I must be one of the few people the medical profession are quite
pleased that my weight at the moment is remaining steady in the
region of about 14sts, I’m still a fat git but a happy fat git.
thanks harry, long retired.
Same here Harry,no medical person has told me to lose weight,but I think myself I would be better off losing two or three stone.
Cheers Dave.
Are you two, 
trying to tell me in simple words, 
that you both " Fat OLD Men ". 
Norman Ingram:
Are you two,
Sticks and stones Norm.Call me anything you like,got broad shoulders, I can give it and take it.
Cheers Dave.
I never call you both, I just ask if you was trying to tell me something!
Norman Ingram:
I never call you both,
hiya,
Norm yes telling you I’m a fat old git and also ugly with it,and couldn’t care less.
thanks harry, long retired
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
I never call you both,hiya,
Norm yes telling you I’m a fat old git and also ugly with it,and couldn’t care less.
thanks harry, long retired
Harry,you are like me,if you are fat and ugly,you won’t get troubled by cold callers or burglars.If the dog can’t frighten them I can. I just pull faces at them.
Cheers Dave.
It must be great for you two, to have a goodlooking mate from North ampton.
Norman Ingram:
It must be great for you two,
Yes,but you are in danger of being burgled Norm,being good looking as well as wealthy.Me and Harry don’t have that worry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
It must be great for you two,Yes,but you are in danger of being burgled Norm,being good looking as well as wealthy.Me and Harry don’t have that worry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
It would have to be somebody with a large vehicle to cart Old Norms money
away and we’re talking a six axle jobbie here and that’s only his Ladbroke’s
winnings.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
It must be great for you two,Yes,but you are in danger of being burgled Norm,being good looking as well as wealthy.Me and Harry don’t have that worry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
It would have to be somebody with a large vehicle to cart Old Norms money
away and we’re talking a six axle jobbie here and that’s only his Ladbroke’s
winnings.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norm’s probably got a big stash in Zurich with the gnomes Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
It must be great for you two,Yes,but you are in danger of being burgled Norm,being good looking as well as wealthy.Me and Harry don’t have that worry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
It would have to be somebody with a large vehicle to cart Old Norms money
away and we’re talking a six axle jobbie here and that’s only his Ladbroke’s
winnings.
thanks harry, long retired.Norm’s probably got a big stash in Zurich with the gnomes Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
More than likely Dave, and the rest under several mattress’s.
thanks harry, long retired.
Keep telling you OAP’s I keep what I’ve got in the bank! And if goodlooks was money, 
I would be a billionaire not just a millionaire. 
Norman Ingram:
Keep telling you OAP’s
Mirror Mirror on the wall and all that crap.You should be on the radio Norm,tou are far to good looking to be on the tele.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Keep telling you OAP’sMirror Mirror on the wall and all that crap.You should be on the radio Norm,tou are far to good looking to be on the tele.
Cheers Dave.
Don’t you lot out there get jealous, just because I have a very good mirror! 
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Keep telling you OAP’sMirror Mirror on the wall and all that crap.You should be on the radio Norm,tou are far to good looking to be on the tele.
Cheers Dave.Don’t you lot out there get jealous,
I wish I could afford a mirror,it would save me looking at my reflection in a puddle to see in my hair is combed properly.
Cheers Dave.
Boo hoo I am looking in my mirror with tears in my eyes, for I don’t like to see a mate suffer! I will send you a shatter proof one Dave, as long as I can get one for £2.50. 