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[norman_ingram]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes why is it a woman marry’s a man, then tries to change them surely they could find a man that fitted their purpose, it must be they like a challenge. I told my misses you have a impossible mission, how on earth can you change the perfect man. she was lost for words, the one and only time she never moan at me!

I think your missus has had you fooled all these years Norm,letting you think you were the perfect man. Artful these woman,they will play you a long like a fish,then you are hooked and put in the keep net.
Cheers Dave.

Quite right Dave, A man chases a women until she catches him.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes why is it a woman marry’s a man, then tries to change them surely they could find a man that fitted their purpose, it must be they like a challenge. I told my misses you have a impossible mission, how on earth can you change the perfect man. she was lost for words, the one and only time she never moan at me!

I think your missus has had you fooled all these years Norm,letting you think you were the perfect man. Artful these woman,they will play you a long like a fish,then you are hooked and put in the keep net.
Cheers Dave.

Quite right Dave, A man chases a women until she catches him.

You just have to learn how to escape now and again Norm.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes why is it a woman marry’s a man, then tries to change them surely they could find a man that fitted their purpose, it must be they like a challenge. I told my misses you have a impossible mission, how on earth can you change the perfect man. she was lost for words, the one and only time she never moan at me!

I think your missus has had you fooled all these years Norm,letting you think you were the perfect man. Artful these woman,they will play you a long like a fish,then you are hooked and put in the keep net.
Cheers Dave.

Quite right Dave, A man chases a women until she catches him.

You just have to learn how to escape now and again Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
Now then Norm I was named Harry after the great Harry Houdini so I am an expert
at escapology, so if you want any tips for getting away from “your old lady” on the
odd occasion, I’m your man receive my correspondence course at a very reasonable
rate for mates and you will be free as a bird to come and go as and when you please
thanks harry, long retired.

[norman_ingram]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes why is it a woman marry’s a man, then tries to change them surely they could find a man that fitted their purpose, it must be they like a challenge. I told my misses you have a impossible mission, how on earth can you change the perfect man. she was lost for words, the one and only time she never moan at me!

I think your missus has had you fooled all these years Norm,letting you think you were the perfect man. Artful these woman,they will play you a long like a fish,then you are hooked and put in the keep net.
Cheers Dave.

Quite right Dave, A man chases a women until she catches him.

You just have to learn how to escape now and again Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
Now then Norm I was named Harry after the great Harry Houdini so I am an expert
at escapology, so if you want any tips for getting away from “your old lady” on the
odd occasion, I’m your man receive my correspondence course at a very reasonable
rate for mates and you will be free as a bird to come and go as and when you please
thanks harry, long retired.

Phew Harry I nearly signed up, I thought you ment I would get a free bird ( woman), then I thought I might end up with a pigeon, then I read it again, and decided to refuse your offer!

[harry_gill]

Norman Ingram:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes why is it a woman marry’s a man, then tries to change them surely they could find a man that fitted their purpose, it must be they like a challenge. I told my misses you have a impossible mission, how on earth can you change the perfect man. she was lost for words, the one and only time she never moan at me!

I think your missus has had you fooled all these years Norm,letting you think you were the perfect man. Artful these woman,they will play you a long like a fish,then you are hooked and put in the keep net.
Cheers Dave.

Quite right Dave, A man chases a women until she catches him.

You just have to learn how to escape now and again Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
Now then Norm I was named Harry after the great Harry Houdini so I am an expert
at escapology, so if you want any tips for getting away from “your old lady” on the
odd occasion, I’m your man receive my correspondence course at a very reasonable
rate for mates and you will be free as a bird to come and go as and when you please
thanks harry, long retired.

Phew Harry I nearly signed up, I thought you ment I would get a free bird ( woman), then I thought I might end up with a pigeon, then I read it again, and decided to refuse your offer!

hiya,
Sorry Norm can’t guarantee you’ll pull a bird but to be as free as one
is the next best thing, and you’ll have more time to sort one out for
yourself maybe one of the bowling “biddies” if the “Colleen” finds out
I’m going into hiding I get battered enough up this way by my own “old
woman” without importing blows from “abroad”.
thanks harry, long retired.

[norman_ingram]

You are safe Harry, my wife don’t hit elderly men, that unless they started it first.I remember at the irish dances, when a fight broke out, the women used to be enjoying the scuffle until it got real nasty, then they took off a shoe and was hitting the men until they stopped, only once did a drunken chap belt a woman, then all hell broke out, and the women attacked him like a pack of wolves, he was truly sole & heeled! I never saw that chap at the dances again, which is unusual for they was so ■■■■■■ that they never remembered that happened.

[dave_the_renegade]

If she attacks you Harry,give Esther Rantzen a bell,she might come and give to a toothy peck to console you.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:
If she attacks you Harry,give Esther Rantzen a bell,she might come and give to a toothy peck to console you.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Hells flames Dave I think I’m a bit past needing the assistance of Childline
and the “peck” hope you won’t be offended if I pass on that one, yuk.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
If she attacks you Harry,give Esther Rantzen a bell,she might come and give to a toothy peck to console you.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Hells flames Dave I think I’m a bit past needing the assistance of Childline
and the “peck” hope you won’t be offended if I pass on that one, yuk.
thanks harry, long retired.

Didn’t you fancy the teeth Harry.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
If she attacks you Harry,give Esther Rantzen a bell,she might come and give to a toothy peck to console you.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Hells flames Dave I think I’m a bit past needing the assistance of Childline
and the “peck” hope you won’t be offended if I pass on that one, yuk.
thanks harry, long retired.

Didn’t you fancy the teeth Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
NO
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
If she attacks you Harry,give Esther Rantzen a bell,she might come and give to a toothy peck to console you.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Hells flames Dave I think I’m a bit past needing the assistance of Childline
and the “peck” hope you won’t be offended if I pass on that one, yuk.
thanks harry, long retired.

Didn’t you fancy the teeth Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
NO
thanks harry, long retired.

Better get a good lurcher dog then Harry,to frighten them off.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
If she attacks you Harry,give Esther Rantzen a bell,she might come and give to a toothy peck to console you.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Hells flames Dave I think I’m a bit past needing the assistance of Childline
and the “peck” hope you won’t be offended if I pass on that one, yuk.
thanks harry, long retired.

Didn’t you fancy the teeth Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
NO
thanks harry, long retired.

Better get a good lurcher dog then Harry,to frighten them off.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
It would take a pitbull to tackle that one Dave.
thanks harry, long retired.

[norman_ingram]

Dave, since Harry has reached his mature years, he wants his women to treat him like a god, wait on him hand & foot, pleasing him in every desire & wish, then he wakes up, and his glass is empty, and he asks his wife to fill it up, which she said " Fill it up yourself you lazy bum, I made that more gentle than he gets told.

[dave_the_renegade]

Can’t say to much Norm.Must not come between a man and his wife…I am frightened of the sight of blood.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave the Renegade:
Can’t say to much Norm.Must not come between a man and his wife…I am frightened of the sight of blood.
Cheers Dave.

So is Harry, thats why he says , yes darling, he is a cunning old fox, maybe a little bit of a wolf in his time.

[norman_ingram]

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:
Can’t say to much Norm.Must not come between a man and his wife…I am frightened of the sight of blood.
Cheers Dave.

So is Harry, thats why he says , yes darling, he is a cunning old fox, maybe a little bit of a wolf in his time.

Dave the Renegade:
Can’t say to much Norm.Must not come between a man and his wife…I am frightened of the sight of blood.
Cheers Dave.

So is Harry, thats why he says , yes darling, he is a cunning old fox, maybe a little bit of a wolf in his time.

[harry_gill]

Norman Ingram:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:
Can’t say to much Norm.Must not come between a man and his wife…I am frightened of the sight of blood.
Cheers Dave.

So is Harry, thats why he says , yes darling, he is a cunning old fox, maybe a little bit of a wolf in his time.

Dave the Renegade:
Can’t say to much Norm.Must not come between a man and his wife…I am frightened of the sight of blood.
Cheers Dave.

So is Harry, thats why he says , yes darling, he is a cunning old fox, maybe a little bit of a wolf in his time.

hiya,
Chaps not too sure about being a latter day wolf I’d say more of a
faded Teddy Bear and never had delusions of grandeur a “wolf” Na’
thanks harry, long retired.

[norman_ingram]

Well I thought you was a wolf, for in that photo, you was trying to eat little Ang up, did you think she is little red riding hood!

[harry_gill]

Norman Ingram:
Well I thought you was a wolf, for in that photo, you was trying to eat little Ang up, did you think she is little red riding hood!

hiya,
Norm have been called a silver fox on occasion but that is
because my remaining thatch is a bit that colour and the
“Good Lady” often describes me as a cunning “old git”.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Well I thought you was a wolf, for in that photo, you was trying to eat little Ang up, did you think she is little red riding hood!

hiya,
Norm have been called a silver fox on occasion but that is
because my remaining thatch is a bit that colour and the
“Good Lady” often describes me as a cunning “old git”.
thanks harry, long retired.

Have you got a white tip on your tail Harry ?
Cheers Dave.