Norman Ingram:
That is nice to know Chris.
Comm’n Harry you must get a dig in.
Norman Ingram:
Norman Ingram:
That is nice to know Chris.Comm’n Harry you must get a dig in.
hiya,
The next time we meet “Nosser” make sure you bring a pretty young
lady with you just in case I do need the kiss of life, the prettier the
better in the meantime I’ll practice doing a passable “taken ill act”
then her journey won’t have been wasted, “for both of us”
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Norman Ingram:
That is nice to know Chris.Comm’n Harry you must get a dig in.
hiya,
The next time we meet “Nosser” make sure you bring a pretty young
lady with you just in case I do need the kiss of life, the prettier the
better in the meantime I’ll practice doing a passable “taken ill act”
then her journey won’t have been wasted, “for both of us”
thanks harry, long retired.
What about two, one each
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Norman Ingram:
That is nice to know Chris.Comm’n Harry you must get a dig in.
hiya,
The next time we meet “Nosser” make sure you bring a pretty young
lady with you just in case I do need the kiss of life, the prettier the
better in the meantime I’ll practice doing a passable “taken ill act”
then her journey won’t have been wasted, “for both of us”
thanks harry, long retired.What about two,
hiya,
Norm you are getting a bit long in the tooth do you think you can last the distance
I don’t want to have to barrow you home to the “Colleen” and possibly get my ears
boxed for letting you attempt to get up to mischief,
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry would I get you in trouble, I think you might surprise yourself 
if you was ever temped. Myself being a saint 
would only be temped if I had enough pills.
hiya,
Bloody marvellous Norm you get to our age and there’s nowt better to do than
be a saint and behave oneself, if I ever get recycled as in reincarnated the first
thing I’m going to do is stop the ageing process at 20 years old/young, too young
to take up the silly profession of lorry driving, and be a rich ladies plaything I do
believe I could manage that without spending too much time out of bed, just to
keep a smile on several wealthy ladies faces while their husbands are working to
keep me in the manner I could well become accustomed to, ah’ bliss, care to join
me Norm just arrange your own harem, no sharing.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Bloody marvellous Norm you get to our age and there’s nowt better to do than
be a saint and behave oneself, if I ever get recycled as in reincarnated the first
thing I’m going to do is stop the ageing process at 20 years old/young, too young
to take up the silly profession of lorry driving, and be a rich ladies plaything I do
believe I could manage that without spending too much time out of bed, just to
keep a smile on several wealthy ladies faces while their husbands are working to
keep me in the manner I could well become accustomed to, ah’ bliss, care to join
me Norm just arrange your own harem, no sharing.
thanks harry, long retired.
Ha Ha I knew I would bring the best out of you, I do not need your harem, if we are got a choice of age, I think 25 will do me, and the wisdom of 40, and my harem would blossom.
Just a quick comment,I am glad I am not driving through Syria now, Aleppo, Homs, Damascus are all dangerous now, and we used to go through those places, I feel sorry for the people, specially the women & children. 
So do I norman, It seems I am answering myself again, well at least I am sure of a witty and intelligent conversation
hiya,
Norm I often sit and talk to myself I don’t consider myself as round the bend
but being the most intelligent person I know, the only problem is the family
are trying to get me sectioned, they think I’m crackers.
thanks harry, long retired.
nowt wrong with talking to yourself harry , the problem is when you start answering . i talk to myself a lot , usually when i say something that disagrees with with her indoors . i was quite shocked reading yours and norman’s reminiscences , being young and impressionable (i’m only 69 ), i never got up to any of that kind of mischief down the road , if you don’t believe me , ask the wife . cheers , dave
I quite believe you Dave, that you never misbehaved with your wife! But what about other fair maids, can we have their names & phone numbers, so we can check your story.
no names , no pack drill norman , cheers , dave
rigsby:
nowt wrong with talking to yourself harry , the problem is when you start answering . i talk to myself a lot , usually when i say something that disagrees with with her indoors . i was quite shocked reading yours and norman’s reminiscences , being young and impressionable (i’m only 69 ), i never got up to any of that kind of mischief down the road , if you don’t believe me , ask the wife . cheers , dave
hiya,
Ah’ but Dave I do answer myself, I ask myself such stupid questions
that I’m the only person that knows the answers to them, I do use
a pretend mobile phone so people don’t start sending for the chaps
in white coats, they’re coming to take me away ay’ ay’.
thanks harry, long retired.
If you were a rich ladies play thing as you said in one your previous posts Harry,you would be missing out on the banter on Trucknet.
You would be lay on the bed reading Vogue or Horse & Hound being pampered and heading for a heart attack from all the debauchery and rich living. 
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
If you were a rich ladies play thing as you said in one your previous posts Harry,you would be missing out on the banter on Trucknet.
You would be lay on the bed reading Vogue or Horse & Hound being pampered and heading for a heart attack from all the debauchery and rich living.
Cheers Dave.
Dave I think Harry is only missing out on rich living, the other he has never stopped since he was a trailer boy.
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
If you were a rich ladies play thing as you said in one your previous posts Harry,you would be missing out on the banter on Trucknet.
You would be lay on the bed reading Vogue or Horse & Hound being pampered and heading for a heart attack from all the debauchery and rich living.
Cheers Dave.Dave I think Harry is only missing out on rich living,
It seems to be suiting Harry,all this debauchery Norm.Every time we see a pic of him on here,he has a big grin on his face.
He seems to have the knack with these women.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Yes Dave have often given that a lot of thought, and come to the conclusion
what a way to go, but in my less busy moments would look in on here just to
see how the other half lived and maybe only maybe wished I’d done a bit of
lorry driving especially on snowy, foggy and wet and windy days,no decided I’ll
stick at gigoloing it’s warmer and the perks are better.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
If you were a rich ladies play thing as you said in one your previous posts Harry,you would be missing out on the banter on Trucknet.
You would be lay on the bed reading Vogue or Horse & Hound being pampered and heading for a heart attack from all the debauchery and rich living.
Cheers Dave.Dave I think Harry is only missing out on rich living,
It seems to be suiting Harry,all this debauchery Norm.Every time we see a pic of him on here,he has a big grin on his face.
He seems to have the knack with these women.
Cheers Dave.
Well Dave you must admitt he has had such alot of practice, being married three times, three honeymoons, and him saying I do,Ido, I do, it’s a wonder he had any time to go to work, unless he was doing three days on, and three days off and the seventh day for the lord! Amen
I reckon you was cut out for a career as as gigolo Harry.Where did you go wrong and get onto lorry driving. A bad move on your part.You could have been shacked up with a rich old broiler in a penthouse in your retirement being cosseted and picking winners while drinking the best malt that money could buy.
A missed opportunity.
Cheers Dave.