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One chap told his mate for My 25th I took my wife to the West Indies, Mate replied that was good, what are you doing for your 50th! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Well I suppose I will have to bring her back! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

dessert driver:
HI boys
Norm best wishes to you and your missis. I haven’t been to Western-Super- Donkey for years but you’ll be in your element there with all that sand. take a shovel and pretend your stuck in the desert :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: Do you think I can get some ex-wd sand mats, got to do it in style. :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :angry: :angry: :angry: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Regards Keith

Thank you Keith, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I suppose I will have to keep this thread going while I have breath in my body. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Hi boys
Don’t worry Norm we will keep it going for you. Why are you having problems getting your missis to go ?
Is it because your taking her economy class or woulden’t you buy her a new outfit :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
Just promise her a donkey ride and a stick of rock :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: Mind you I surpose it’s a bit of a come down from where you took her 3 years ago :smiley: :smiley:

Regards Keith

No Keith, I wanted to take her better places but she is suffering so much pain with arthritus, she don’twant to go far from home. :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: now in rainy Weston-S-Mare. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Hi boys
Norm sorry to hear your better half is suffering. Please send her our best wishes. Keep of the beach while it’s raining, remember wet sand means getting stuck and plenty of digging :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Regards Keith

Well I liked the view out of our window, the pier and streach of sand, my mind went back to Saudi, but I must say the sand is in better condition here! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: although it did rain here but not in Saudi, :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I caught another cold, inbetween dancing the light fantasic, this younger girl from Wales who was with her older sister & husband, got me up to dance, her name was Angela, built for comfort not for speed. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: She was amazed when I was moving to the music, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I said when I was young I could do high kicks to my hand with my arm level with my shoulders! :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: She said go on then in her welsh lilt, so I took a go and kicked my hand with my left foot and my right, she tried but could’nt go past her knee’s. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink: She then told everyone I was 76 and twice her age and was very fit for my age, :blush: :blush: :blush: I said I did not mind her praising me up, but don’t add years on to me, I am not 75 till september. She asked me how come I was so supple, I replied when I had a bath, then going to the podiatry I still like my feet to be clean, so I kick one foot at a time in the wasbasin to give then a rinse. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: All the people on the coach enjoyed my antic’s, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: also they made me feel so young!

sincere best wishes to you and your wife norman , 50 years and still going strong ! may you have many more happy years together , cheers , dave

rigsby:
sincere best wishes to you and your wife norman , 50 years and still going strong ! may you have many more happy years together , cheers , dave

Thank you Dave with the blonde hair, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Congratulations Norm, fifty years eh’ and if I knew your address I’d send
the “Colleen” a medal the size of a frying pan, after fifty years of Norm
she sure has earned it, all the best to both of you with good health.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you retrobate, you know you would take any spare metal to the scrapyard. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Harry you retrobate, you know you would take any spare metal to the scrapyard. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

How’s this for an anniversary present Norm,apparently there is a De Dah on the IOM going to start space flights from the island shortly,but maybe you should send the Wife up first to try it !!! as the Captain (a Mr.C. Webb) is a bit “dodgy”,he may park up if he runs out of hours and thumb it back!!! Congratulations to you and your “better 'alf” and I wish you both many more anniversaries in the future.Regards Dennis.

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:
Harry you retrobate, you know you would take any spare metal to the scrapyard. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

How’s this for an anniversary present Norm,apparently there is a De Dah on the IOM going to start space flights from the island shortly,but maybe you should send the Wife up first to try it !!! as the Captain (a Mr.C. Webb) is a bit “dodgy”,he may park up if he runs out of hours and thumb it back!!! Congratulations to you and your “better 'alf” and I wish you both many more anniversaries in the future.Regards Dennis.

Thank you mate, I am the type of guy who will stop at nothing to kill pain, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but I don’t think she will take that option. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: anyway If Chris is in charge! it would definightly be very dodgy. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:
Harry you retrobate, you know you would take any spare metal to the scrapyard. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

How’s this for an anniversary present Norm,apparently there is a De Dah on the IOM going to start space flights from the island shortly,but maybe you should send the Wife up first to try it !!! as the Captain (a Mr.C. Webb) is a bit “dodgy”,he may park up if he runs out of hours and thumb it back!!! Congratulations to you and your “better 'alf” and I wish you both many more anniversaries in the future.Regards Dennis.

Thank you mate, I am the type of guy who will stop at nothing to kill pain, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but I don’t think she will take that option. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: anyway If Chris is in charge! it would definightly be very dodgy. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Just had a thought :exclamation: if when I’m at blackpool could I hire a boat to paddle over to see Chris in the IOM, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: or due to all of this rain, will the sea be too high, and he is camped on the mountain. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Well I can’t be too careful at my age. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Just had a thought :exclamation: if when I’m at blackpool could I hire a boat to paddle over to see Chris in the IOM, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: or due to all of this rain, will the sea be too high, and he is camped on the mountain. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Well I can’t be too careful at my age. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm, Blackpool to Webbyland isn’t very far, fasten your seatbelt at
Squires Gate Airport and it’s time to get off at the I O M and as you
are able to walk on water it would be just a short stroll, just step off
the Central Pier and turn slightly left/north and keep going with a
spot of jogging thrown into the equasion you should do it in a couple
of days, go on Nosser give it a go you know it makes sense. A couple
of years ago today Norm we was at the Lincoln Farm Cafe doing the
BRS show wish it was today, that was a cracking day meeting Trev
and putting names to faces and you bought me a breakfast, I always
knew you were wealthy, I was struggling to make my bottle of hard
stuff last the couple of days I was staying there but I managed, you
can’t keep a good man down eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry that was a good day, I was hoping to go this year, but this bloody cold has me barking like a dog, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: so I stopped in my bungy and had a bet and watched in on the TV, I had 5x 2nds and one down the pan, I made £11 profit out of all my bets, I must be in prime condition for my grandaughter at Blackpool next week. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Harry that was a good day, I was hoping to go this year, but this bloody cold has me barking like a dog, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: so I stopped in my bungy and had a bet and watched in on the TV, I had 5x 2nds and one down the pan, I made £11 profit out of all my bets, I must be in prime condition for my grandaughter at Blackpool next week. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You will be OK next week Norm.Summer will be here,starting on Thursday with the new moon.Get your straw hat ready. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Just had a thought :exclamation: if when I’m at blackpool could I hire a boat to paddle over to see Chris in the IOM, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: or due to all of this rain, will the sea be too high, and he is camped on the mountain. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Well I can’t be too careful at my age. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm, Blackpool to Webbyland isn’t very far, fasten your seatbelt at
Squires Gate Airport and it’s time to get off at the I O M and as you
are able to walk on water it would be just a short stroll, just step off
the Central Pier and turn slightly left/north and keep going with a
spot of jogging thrown into the equasion you should do it in a couple
of days, go on Nosser give it a go you know it makes sense. A couple
of years ago today Norm we was at the Lincoln Farm Cafe doing the
BRS show wish it was today, that was a cracking day meeting Trev
and putting names to faces and you bought me a breakfast, I always
knew you were wealthy, I was struggling to make my bottle of hard
stuff last the couple of days I was staying there but I managed, you
can’t keep a good man down eh’.

thanks harry, long retired.

Hi Norm,get yerself over to the IOM,the weather has been and still is Mediterranean - and it pi**es down there as well.
:smiley:

That is nice to know Chris. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I am glad I never went this year Harry, if you was not well, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I would hate to give you the kiss of life, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I might get drunk from the fumes. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: