Covered a few times already I know but the corporate behemoth I work for has now got round to implementing the whole, must produce receipts shenanigans.
Now let’s not get into the whole night out money is not part of the wage debate, or do I don’t mind. I’m more interested in looking at legal-ish ways of producing receipts to comply with our beloved HMRC to maintain the tax free status of my night out cash.
Sure there are drivers like me on a special diet of healthy-ish foods that choose not to eat at truckstops or snap vans/Gregg’s/McDonald’s etc every day.
For us we either do our weekly shop on the weekend or batch cook some nice meals for the evening meals in the week.
So here’s what I came up with.
Do’s:
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Do get a receipt for everything you buy during work hours, whether it’s an acceptable expense or not bung it in and see what happens. Ideally one item should be acceptable like a drink for example.
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Do your weekly shop online during work time, haven’t checked this yet but it should be possible to save and print out the receipt later.
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Do daily shops, bit of a pain in the arris but if the opportunity arises don’t miss the chance to buy something that is an allowable expense.
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Do buy a little receipt book (careful here as this will appear in the Don’t section) and if you can’t get a receipt, ask the food/service provider to do one for you.
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Do take photos of your food if receipts aren’t available, time and date stamp them HMRC allow this I believe.
Dont’s: (Or dodgy do’s as I prefer to call them).
Remember tax fraud is naughty, HMRC already know most tricks anyway but be creative if your going down this road).
Don’t mouch round bins looking for other people’s receipts.
Don’t hang around outside Gregg’s asking folk for receipts.
Don’t suddenly think hang on I could get away with the above without realising we are moving to a cashless society and a cash receipt is the holy grail of receipts in fact ignore this bit it’s illegal possibly even money laundering if some bloke is offering to sell you his cash receipts on a lorry park for say ‘50p’, wearing a blue coat and extremely good looking.
Don’t spend half an hour picking up every receipt you find keeping the cash ones and offer them for sale on the lorry park for say ‘50p’ then realise you can make a fortune doing this and hire some illegals to do the same on a commission basis.
Don’t create an order at McDonald’s get the receipt then cancel it.
Don’t buy a receipt book and make up your own fake receipts: i.e. “Dippers Diner A14- Full Breakfast +Tea & Felching session =£9.50”
Don’t ask your wife/partner friend to keep receipts from in the week and use them.
Don’t take photos of other people’s food or take photos of magazine food articles or download food images from tinterweb (seriously don’t use downloaded images, time and date stamped remember).
Just a few ideas I had sure there’s more…