Snarley:
It would seem that all the drivers on here can use a computer/smartphone. So they can’t be that thick.
Yeah but we only learnt that to look at ■■■■! 
I know people with high IQ’s - wouldn’t know how to put a chain on a pushbike or wire a plug.
So the question is rather irrelevant.
It’s all about aptitude bit like Winseers post.
I see Mr Angry Spannerman has shown up.
Maybe I should point out that the top of the page always reads By Drivers. For Drivers.
I wonder how many times he has had his hammers kicked down the pit by drivers he has annoyed. 
Socketset:
I see Mr Angry Spannerman has shown up.Maybe I should point out that the top of the page always reads By Drivers. For Drivers.
I wonder how many times he has had his hammers kicked down the pit by drivers he has annoyed.
I would say precisely none mate.
I would bet a weeks wage that he is an insignificant type who never says boo to a goose, maybe dominated by his Mrs, and his loudmouth arrogant persona on here is the exact opposite to his real personality.
Or if I am wrong he will have two cauliflower lugs, a flat nose, and half of his teeth missing.
Nobody can go through life being such an arrogant know it all oaf, with such opinions as this guy puts across, without getting thumped a few times in his life.
robroy:
Nobody can go through life being such an arrogant know it all oaf, with such opinions as this guy puts across, without getting thumped a few times in his life.
I never get hit!
Evil8Beezle:
robroy:
Nobody can go through life being such an arrogant know it all oaf, with such opinions as this guy puts across, without getting thumped a few times in his life.I never get hit!
Shows how well I look after you…, they know the connection.
I’m a well known face, they don’t call me Rob Kray for nothing you know. 
its clear anyone who has a high iq has got out of driving and gone off to make a living elsewhere, its called using your brains, so it will only leave the brain dead left clinging on to the truck out of fear as what else can they do ? swing a shovel or drive a truck would be the only options open to many of the morons.
i mean who on earth can claim to have a high iq as a driver but then would get paid such low hourly rates ? or be treated as badly as most company’s now treat drivers. drivers dont seem to understand the bosses know your a brain dead lot who will never stand up for themselves and take whatever they are given.
the drivers on the other hand keep on hoping they will find a high paying easy job one day but for now they will stick at there crap one and make up all sorts of excuses why they will stay there rather than face the truth they just dont have any brains or back bone
the iq of stobart drivers must be even lower than the national average, as who can claim to have brains working for such a crap wage and crap conditions. it seems there happy because they get a nice green shirt to wear which just proves the point how moronic those guys are for wearing that silly uniform in the first place
anyway like i said at the start its clear low iq is a must for todays drivers but the old guys who had the brains got the hell out of it all except for the odd few who just refuse to give up
Oh God !
That’s all we need, Pete the bagcrapper is back with his ‘moron’ rants. 
Come back Carryfast all is forgiven.
Well you have to be really thick to not drive a truck and then come and post/whine on a truckers forum!
Evil8Beezle:
Well you have to be really thick to not drive a truck and then come and post/whine on a truckers forum!
Or even thicker to make a futile gesture of non compliance, resulting only in unemployment and cutting off his means of earning.
His sour grape ‘moron’ posts never cease to amuse me.
robroy:
they don’t call me Rob Kray for nothing you know.
That’s right.
They call you Pelmets Patty…
The-Snowman:
robroy:
they don’t call me Rob Kray for nothing you know.That’s right.
They call you Pelmets Patty…
Post of the night! 
The-Snowman:
robroy:
they don’t call me Rob Kray for nothing you know.That’s right.
They call you Pelmets Patty…
How very dare you.
I’ll come around and re.locate that nose carrot if there’s anymore of that.
robroy:
The-Snowman:
robroy:
they don’t call me Rob Kray for nothing you know.That’s right.
They call you Pelmets Patty…How very dare you.
I’ll come around and re.locate that nose carrot if there’s anymore of that.
Jokes on you then
I have a bag of spares…
’ Bag of spare noses ’ PMSL 
Franglais:
Winseer:
The IQ test tends to test the ability to do IQ tests.
I’d like to see an IQ test devised which tests people’s common sense… Military style kinda thing.“Get this oil drum across this creek without touching it. You cannot touch the ground and you have to complete the task before nightfall.”
Answer A: Radio for a helicopter to lift it. Go to mess for a gin.
Answer B: Delegate the job to your sergeant. Go to the mess for a gin.
Do I qualify as an officer cadet?
“Order someone else to do it who can touch it as much as they like, and you get to turn in early - where you won’t be touching the ground until morning call. Because you’re up at 4am - you’ll presumably desire to turn in before nightfall - at least in the summertime.” 
eagerbeaver:
" far to complex " Bking page 4Seems that the correct use of the word ‘too’ is also a challenge for you Einstein.
And as quotation " marks are a problem for you darling.
Christ fella, is that all you can come back with?
Proof that you don’t have much to offer other than a C & G, and an adjustable spanner.
I rest my case.
Ok for you to pick me up on semantics but not ok for a reciprocal argument
You should have been a politician,about the same IQ as a truck driver.
eagerbeaver:
Christ fella, is that all you can come back with?Proof that you don’t have much to offer other than a C & G, and an adjustable spanner.
Don’t do it beaver, you know what they say about arguing with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience!
Captain Caveman 76:
eagerbeaver:
Christ fella, is that all you can come back with?Proof that you don’t have much to offer other than a C & G, and an adjustable spanner.
Don’t do it beaver, you know what they say about arguing with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience!
Yep.
Especially when they start calling you darling, sweetheart, petal or putting kisses at the end of their posts.
Its when you know they think they are a bit of a ■■■■■■■■ wind up merchant but they’re not, they’re just desperate for attention