OVLOV JAY:
Not having that, at least a cabbie doesn’t pull out at the last minute and then do half the speed limit
Happened to me yesterday in the car. I leant on the horn then shouted some choice language about his country of origin and his repatriation to it (I was really [zb] off). Missus wouldn’t speak to me for a good 10 minutes
Small Polish / East European Curtainsided vans always annoy me as to drivers of curtainsider trailers without tight curtains.
But surely the lowest of the low is small cars - usually of Nissan marque, steamed up windows ( that they cant possibly see through) driven by Asian women? Always in the wrong lane and when you come across them you never know whether they have seen you or not!!!
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Small Polish / East European Curtainsided vans always annoy me as to drivers of curtainsider trailers without tight curtains.
But surely the lowest of the low is small cars - usually of Nissan marque, steamed up windows ( that they cant possibly see through) driven by Asian women? Always in the wrong lane and when you come across them you never know whether they have seen you or not!!!
on a similar note to steamed up windows, the cars that drive miles and miles with the mirrors folded in not that it would make any difference if they were out as they blatantly never use them.
Fish symbols on cars. It’s a secret society a bit the Illuminati, except they control the worlds’ traffic flows by anchoring up on busy A roads to let a vehicle out of a side road and will wait there indefinitely until said vehicle can move. This generates a hearty glow a bit like those old Readybrek adverts and only then can Fish symbol proceed to a run down church hall somewhere to set up a bring and buy sale.
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Saw a people carrier yesterday that had a sticker on the back saying “Jesus loves you…but I’m his favourite” The woman was parked on the zig-zags dropping Tarquin & Jocasta off at school.
Fat Controller:
Fish symbols on cars. It’s a secret society a bit the Illuminati, except they control the worlds’ traffic flows by anchoring up on busy A roads to let a vehicle out of a side road and will wait there indefinitely until said vehicle can move. This generates a hearty glow a bit like those old Readybrek adverts and only then can Fish symbol proceed to a run down church hall somewhere to set up a bring and buy sale.
Saw a people carrier yesterday that had a sticker on the back saying “Jesus loves you…but I’m his favourite” The woman was parked on the zig-zags dropping Tarquin & Jocasta off at school.
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I bought a car with a fish simbol once. After a month of my work mates taking the ■■■■, I ripped it off. That very night, the abs packed up, and I skidded about 60ft at 30mph on a slightly wet road into the back of a bmw. I ■■■■ you not. I will never buy a car with that on it again
OVLOV JAY:
I bought a car with a fish simbol once. After a month of my work mates taking the ■■■■, I ripped it off. That very night, the abs packed up, and I skidded about 60ft at 30mph on a slightly wet road into the back of a bmw. I [zb] you not. I will never buy a car with that on it again
OVLOV JAY:
I bought a car with a fish simbol once. After a month of my work mates taking the ■■■■, I ripped it off. That very night, the abs packed up, and I skidded about 60ft at 30mph on a slightly wet road into the back of a bmw. I [zb] you not. I will never buy a car with that on it again
Merc drivers and van drivers that cut you up, pull out in front of you and swerve round you while you are trying to do your driving test, also cyclists on a busy road when there is a perfectly good cycle path beside the road on said driving test. I wish I could remember their registrations so if I saw them again I could show them how expensive it is to take my test!!!
Anything parked normally at side of road with hazards on ■■? and can’t see nearside indicator because of parked cars so like a rightchous ■■■■ flash to let them out .
People who stop at roundabouts when nothing’s coming
Building contractors with trailers on the back with a mini digger etc who pull out in front of you were you have to anchor on the avoid taking out the trailer
Range Rover drivers in lane three of any motorway who drive like ■■■■■■ always hammering along at well over 100mph. How do they afford the fuel? They can’t all be landowning pricks can they?
People in cars who cut the corner of a junction which you are approaching to turn right on, then give you evils as they have to suddenly drive properly
Bus drivers, the ■■■■ thing can do more than 15mph
I try and get past at any cost