Can anyone help me put these groups of helmets in some kind of order please?
My therapist insists on ’ new kinds of treatment ’ and says that I should ’ embrace ’ difference.
Im just interested on who comes out top in BATTLE OF THE TOOLS.
Cyclists
Caravanners
Agency
Stobarts
Thanks in advance.
You forgot busses
and taxi drivers .
Jay. What was I thinking of mate?
You are of course correct. Tarmac travelling pensioner infested garbage.
You are currently leading the TOP CONTRIBUTION CHALLENGE. Congrats.
Sorry Jay.
You have just been knocked off top spot. Taxis. ■■■■ stained, airwick breeze ridden piles of [zb].
Not having that, at least a cabbie doesn’t pull out at the last minute and then do half the speed limit
For a bonus point.
If a van driving Knobhead has ladders on the roof,which of the following statements is true.
A. He will leave it to the latest possible moment to get in the correct lane.
B. He continued being breast-fed until the age of 23.
c. Both of the above.
What about security gaurds who are agency,dont get much lower than these fellas ,always wear old bobbly egg stained jumpers,thick glasses with plasters holding them together,and have 2 brown fingers that look like have been shoved up their arse but its golden virginia rolling bacca thats stained them,usually the agency drivers twin brother 
Seth. You always put a smile on my face fella!
This list is growing lol.
seth 70:
What about security gaurds who are agency,dont get much lower than these fellas ,always wear old bobbly egg stained jumpers,thick glasses with plasters holding them together,and have 2 brown fingers that look like have been shoved up their arse but its golden virginia rolling bacca thats stained them,usually the agency drivers twin brother
Usually Drum bacca around our way Seth. Barnsley folk can’t afford to splash out on Golden Virginia bacca 
Bus drivers
Cyclists.
I can’t hate the other three, done them 
All this reminds me of the Honda advert on TV where everyone hates everyone or tractors Ect .
ten replies and no mention of Audi/BMW drivers !
Latique. You have won a special award. AUDI/MERC/BMW knobs are indeed a bunch of pointy shoe wearing,waxy haired,silk tie adorned bellends.
Roadworks on the Motorways where there are 5 people on the job and 4 of them are in the snap shed eating sarnies and having a smoke whilst the other one is fast on in the JCB and it’s the same scene everyday you pass for the next 5 year extended by 2 year due to them not being finished on time 
Agreed Steve. Useless,lazy,ill-fitting waterproof wearing tossers.
List is becoming a who’s who in the land of ■■■■.
eagerbeaver:
Agreed Steve. Useless,lazy,ill-fitting waterproof wearing tossers.List is becoming a who’s who in the land of ■■■■.
Vannesa Feltz. She’s got the biggest ■■■■ in the land of ■■■■ and is a big one herself.
What about plane spotters? Are they in the cool group? 
So it’s Cac -
Cyclists
Audis
Cyclists again
In addition to those already listed, I’d add wearers of trilby hats (slow, ditherers) and wearers of baseball caps worn with the peak at the back (reckless, usually windows down to give everyone the benefit of their loud rap “music”).
If this suggestion offends any forum members, apologies, you must be exceptions to the above classes.
The wearing of headwear at a jaunty angle is unacceptable.