SteveBarnsleytrucker:
eagerbeaver:
Agreed Steve. Useless,lazy,ill-fitting waterproof wearing tossers.List is becoming a who’s who in the land of ■■■■.
Vannesa Feltz. She’s got the biggest ■■■■ in the land of ■■■■ and is a big one herself.
She aint the only ■■■ on here, there’s the OP for slagging off caravanners, and Latique for BMW drivers.
Now get out of my way cos I is comin thru an my indicators don’t work 
Please don’t forget our brave motor cycle couriers. I would hate to think that all that weaving in traffic went unnoticed
What about mobility scooters, the ones who aren’t actually ill- just too fat & lazy to walk
seth 70:
What about security gaurds who are agency,dont get much lower than these fellas ,always wear old bobbly egg stained jumpers,thick glasses with plasters holding them together,and have 2 brown fingers that look like have been shoved up their arse but its golden virginia rolling bacca thats stained them,usually the agency drivers twin brother
soooooo funny im splitting my sides,muppet
Road workers and their lack of working
Toddy2:
What about mobility scooters, the ones who aren’t actually ill- just too fat & lazy to walk
They really annoy me when they’re driving those things on the motorway. No hang on, I’m getting confused with smart cars again.
Coach passengers or coffin dodging saga warriors spending their offsprings inheritance by doing Turkey and Tinsel rave ups in October.
They congregate by motorway services front door, blocking it off, moaning about the price of Wurthers original toffees.
Coach drivers that wear waistcoats.
Mullet hair do,s.
Horse boxes that show off their rosetes and trophies in the side Windows.
Drivers that missed the Herald by two minutes.
Rdc manure merchants that pipe up about Middle East trips.
Truckstops that shut for hot meals too early at night.
4x4 drivers, especially those monster ones driven by women with customery child in passenger seat. You know, the ones who panic when they come across a larger vehicle than theirs and the closest to off road they come is sainsbury’s car park.
Oh, and taxis.
Whilst we’re at it, BMWankers.
Captain Caveman 76:
4x4 drivers, especially those monster ones driven by women with customery child in passenger seat. You know, the ones who panic when they come across a larger vehicle than theirs and the closest to off road they come is sainsbury’s car park.Oh, and taxis.
Whilst we’re at it, BMWankers.
Or those on country lanes who won’t drive up on the rough edge when you meet. Wtf is the point of owning the ■■■■ things?
Busses that drive at 15mph when you can see the road in front of them is clear for hundreds of metres.
Taxi drivers, break all known traffic law. NEVER get nicked. They know the police all change shift at 0700 so put their foot down then.
Women who won’t wave you out of a turning but stop opposite and stare straight ahead. A lot of men will let you out.
Bin men who step out into traffic wi the bins regardless of traffic
Audi drivers who CANNOT be overtaken by an “inferior” vehicle at any time.
Wobbly cyclists
Women who use their buggies as a ram by pushing them into traffic to cross
People who don’t look before walking over a junction your turning into, or worse joggers doing the same.
Sunbathing cats lol
SteveBarnsleytrucker:
seth 70:
What about security gaurds who are agency,dont get much lower than these fellas ,always wear old bobbly egg stained jumpers,thick glasses with plasters holding them together,and have 2 brown fingers that look like have been shoved up their arse but its golden virginia rolling bacca thats stained them,usually the agency drivers twin brotherUsually Drum bacca around our way Seth. Barnsley folk can’t afford to splash out on Golden Virginia bacca
On the east side of barnsley they smoke the snide cigs that nobody has heard of m8,as soon as u light um up they have burnt down to the tip,its a smoke for um
Toddy2:
What about mobility scooters, the ones who aren’t actually ill- just too fat & lazy to walk
Shh, they keep Wetherspoons’ in business.
Fish symbols on cars. It’s a secret society a bit the Illuminati, except they control the worlds’ traffic flows by anchoring up on busy A roads to let a vehicle out of a side road and will wait there indefinitely until said vehicle can move. This generates a hearty glow a bit like those old Readybrek adverts and only then can Fish symbol proceed to a run down church hall somewhere to set up a bring and buy sale.
Vehicles associated with “The Jesus Army.” See post regarding fish symbols on cars, The Jesus Army are a splinter group of this organisation, and operate like SPECTRE. A group of strange people from around the country (youth club volunteers, parish councillors, National Trust members etc) sit around a table chaired by “Number One” (a bald man looking eerily like Donald Pleasance) who sits there reciting Psalms and stroking a cat, bible or most likely, one of the members’ children.
This tarmac terrorist group can be identified by their garishly decorated mk3 Ford Transit minibuses.
Tesco drivers:evil::evil::twisted:
I’m disappointed – I’m a coffin dodger and don’t appear to have received a mention.
Bernard
Coffin Dodgers.
bazza123:
Captain Caveman 76:
4x4 drivers, especially those monster ones driven by women with customery child in passenger seat. You know, the ones who panic when they come across a larger vehicle than theirs and the closest to off road they come is sainsbury’s car park.Oh, and taxis.
Whilst we’re at it, BMWankers.Or those on country lanes who won’t drive up on the rough edge when you meet. Wtf is the point of owning the ■■■■ things?
Audi drivers who CANNOT be overtaken by an “inferior” vehicle at any time.
Wobbly cyclists
Women who use their buggies as a ram by pushing them into traffic to cross
People who don’t look before walking over a junction your turning into, or worse joggers doing the same.
Sunbathing cats lol
Sunbathing cats? That’s just jealousy.
I think by the end of the evening everything and everyone under the sun will be just about covered on here. 
seth 70:
What about security gaurds who are agency,dont get much lower than these fellas ,always wear old bobbly egg stained jumpers,thick glasses with plasters holding them together,and have 2 brown fingers that look like have been shoved up their arse but its golden virginia rolling bacca thats stained them,usually the agency drivers twin brother
lol Amazon Rugeley ^^^^^^^
And buses that indicate to pull out with passengers still waiting to board so your sat there like a plank waiting 
CAUTION,SHOW DOGS IN TRANSIT stickers,who gives a ■■■■!
Love a man who drives an absolutely w*nk 15 year old pretend gangster mobile with big kerbed 2nd hand shiny rims off ebay,dragging a toilet.
And you have the gall to call me a ■■■? LOL.
P.s. When your chemical toilet is full,you can empty it in the boot of your car. It will double its value.
Any driver who can’t join the road at a suitable speed then when you pull out yo overtake them, the bugger off at a rapid rate
