I’ve just dropped a noisy one with no smell…so much so that 3 ships in the channel thought it was foggy…
brados:
Must admit it’s very popular and anyone who say’s they don’t ■■■■ is a liar for sure!
Oh indeed, I’m a huge fan, the louder the better.
I genuinely, and this is no lie, made my Mrs throw up with a ■■■■ once. She’s a nurse too, and before that worked in old folks homes, and she said she’d never smelt anything so bad in her life. I’m still proud of that one.
Scarab:
brados:
Must admit it’s very popular and anyone who say’s they don’t ■■■■ is a liar for sure!Oh indeed, I’m a huge fan, the louder the better.
I genuinely, and this is no lie, made my Mrs throw up with a ■■■■ once. She’s a nurse too, and before that worked in old folks homes, and she said she’d never smelt anything so bad in her life. I’m still proud of that one.
I wish i was there to smell it, that must of been a cracker
Many many moons ago I woke up 1 night to find my (now ex) wife gagging out of the bedroom window after my back eye had let the gases from a Sunday booze session and roast dinner with sprouts and parsnips out!
Print and display in cab 
A mate had a one night stand once after a night on the silly juice: Said female was not quite so fit the morning after, and on waking and realising decided to make a quick exit while she snored for England. He sneaked out a quietish bum raspberry while finding getting dressed and on turning around to get his phone found her wall peppered with follow through. He actually got away with it
After a night on the pop I did once bend over naked to show my wife how a real ■■■■ was done and actually fired a whole sweetcorn about 10 feet across the landing, had to pick it up myself as she was heaving in the bog, she never ate sweetcorn again, even to this day
brados:
After a night on the pop I did once bend over naked to show my wife how a real ■■■■ was done and actually fired a whole sweetcorn about 10 feet across the landing, had to pick it up myself as she was heaving in the bog, she never ate sweetcorn again, even to this day
i am crying pick me off the floor pmsl
After a week away with no lap top this thread has made my day. Can’t stop giggling like a child 
brados:
After a night on the pop I did once bend over naked to show my wife how a real ■■■■ was done and actually fired a whole sweetcorn about 10 feet across the landing, had to pick it up myself as she was heaving in the bog, she never ate sweetcorn again, even to this day
<Looks at his tuna and sweetcorn salad and thinks, maybe I’ll have chips instead.>
Thankyou.
The wife just attempted a discreet one on the sofa to which I replied “use the glow plugs”…I’ve had to explain
i once made our dog gag with a particularly putrid bum quack
Was at a concert watching “Shinedown” last week, it was packed to the rafters and i was having a real stonking ■■■■ day.
It was great being able to let them rip without anybody able to hear them, but what was better was seeing peoples faces thinking “who
dropped that?” It was so hard not to ■■■■ meself laughing !! 
Ahhh…Bisto…
How we used to respond at school.
I quite often let one slip out in the supermarket and then move away and let them deal with it
skids:
I quite often let one slip out in the supermarket and then move away and let them deal with it
Just respond with “that’s asda price!”
“every little helps” or “making life taste better” depending on retailer.
Muckaway:
skids:
I quite often let one slip out in the supermarket and then move away and let them deal with itJust respond with “that’s asda price!”
“every little helps” or “making life taste better” depending on retailer.
As long as you haven’t had a ‘Rollback’ eh? 
Thats a very good reason to get a cb! No reason why you shouldn’t share a good trouser blast, mind you if make a mistake and follow through while your on air…■■?
When my missus was in the late stages of pregnancy with one of our girls, (Can’t remember which one.) I cracked one off so bad, that she made some rude comment about my posterior, and I did it again. However, the more she complained, the more I laughed and the more I let rip, and the smellier they got, so much so, she ended up throwing up down the bog.
Ken.