ldg2009:
both lol
Then yes, the was some tesco’s workers waiting at a bus stop, i hit the puddle and the puddle hit them 
I took the rear quarter panel out of a Renault 5 on the Peripherique and in typical French manner, she got out & gave me a bollocking and a typical shrug and drove off with the bumper trailing behind.
The strangest part about it was I was following the instruction from a CRS officer as they were putting in a road closure. He just held his hands up at the woman crying “alors” or something equally Gallic!
Rob K:
LOL @ the bloke in the last pic.
BLOKE? He’s about 7 rob! Specksavers for you my old son! 
Edit: Ooops i just read the thread properly! He’s 6! Not a bad guess though! 
LOL Almost had another to add last night, some muppet in a Peugeot 206 almost caught an unfortunate one trying to enter the M4 just after the Bryn Glas tunnels, I was heading away from Cardiff climbing the hill after the tunnels, this peugeot was coming down the slip road and as the cab passed they started to pull out, as there was cars to my right I had no where to go so had to wait for the inevitable which thankfully never came.
about 11 years ago i was driving a 7.5t id just come off the m4 by west drayton turned up to go towards hayes and the road was wet and the sun was shining
the sierra in front had stopped to turn into the garage but decided to wait 30 seconds to let an artic go in front of him anyway i couldnt see because of the sun hitting the wet road and blinding me and when i did see him i hit the brakes slid the truck sideways and hit his car bang in the middle of the boot with my front offside corner
i managed to write his car off and the only damage i had was a broken headlight and cracked grill so went down the repaire shop had a new headlight fitted and away again all in 30 mins
then 6 months later got a letter to say he was suing me for £2000 even thou he walked away from the accident with no injuries