flat to the mat:
fly sheet:
Hey insight my good man please share some of your experiences with us newbies at the job would you, be good to hear em fella.Not suggesting it might be a dreaded Troll are you Mr Sheet
Its either that or I really want to hear His wealth of experience 
I always think how easy My life would have been turning up at borders & everyone being friendly & speaking My language & a bar code instead of a 20 page TIR carnet with about 300 invoices attached, clean toilets, tyre shops on every corner, lorries with a passenger seat rather than 3 toolboxes, not getting chased by loonies with shotguns who wanna knick your fuel, showering everyday instead of each week, not getting salmonela in Fes eating ■■■■■■ food from The Souk, the list is endless, no you won’t find Me saying I’m experienced, well not on here anyway.
I would like to hear tales off Canadians from how the job was 20 years ago but no need to start the post off in the I’m more experienced than you lot mode ffs is there?
Anyway off to manufacture some cuban heels out of My old passports to keep my feet outa the snow next week, must dash