Getting caught short

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Big ■■■■:
a few weeks a go i got caught short in taunton lorry park at 5am so i had to go behind the back of the truck in the trees not a nice feeling. So while i was ebay i come across this and brought one so if i get caught short again i can hop into the the back of the box with the sun paper and have a desent dump :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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if you can figure out a way to mount it on this you wont even have to leave the wheel :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

its a multi purpose air suspension with a built in 12V compressor, and 80mm of vertical stroke available here

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Used to have a cone and carrier bag inmy old van as recommended by an olde Irish road worker,
“If ya need a crap then use a slinger, the cabin’s too far away” he told me years before,
So years later whizzing around the lakes I feels the bum spud wanting to leave the scene, pulls up, cone carrier bag and roll over the wall and behind a bush, mid crimp I met by a rambler :blush: but this want to be quick crap and not just 1 walker but a coach load of em staring at some ■■■■■■■■ manc sat on an upside down cone :blush: :blush: :blush:

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Just mentioned this thread to a Tipper driver pal…Said he was in London (near Victoria) last year and got caught short with nowhere to go. So, armed with enough tissue paper he climbed into the body, dropped his kecks and proceeded to do the business. He said he didn’t know what made him turn his head - but when he did, he was looking straight at a bunch of tourists on a open top double decker that was parked alongside him…Rapid exit from one messy trucker :blush:

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lmfao!

of couse I know most of you are talking [zb]

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mutley:
I use all me carrier bags picking up the dog ■■■ when i’m out for a walk, I have’nt got a dog though its just a hobby :open_mouth:

Im surprised youve owned up to that :open_mouth: What about the other hobbies you have :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

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Coffeeholic:
I’m waiting for the dump in the back of an empty bulker story, surprised it hasn’t appeared yet. :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

The one where the bus drove by :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Thetaff:
use sainburys bag they have no holes in 'em no leakage :wink:

Nor the blue bags you get on the markets either :stuck_out_tongue:

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Coffeeholic:
I’m waiting for the dump in the back of an empty bulker story, surprised it hasn’t appeared yet. :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Once stopped late at night just off the M74 by red moss t/stop in a lay by,woke up in the morning busting for a dump so wet wipes in hand plus said sainburys bag under the trailer i go and whilst in mid flow a car full of school kids driven by mummy goes past seeing me with my boxers round my ankles and nowt else!! :blush: :smiley:

Probably scarred them for life!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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I’ve had that feeling this morning, every lay by I wanted to use was full so thank the lord for Newark truck stop and they’re 24 hour toilet must admit I did hover as opposed to sitting but ■■■■ me it was nice :smiley:

I also got caught in stockport and had no choice but to pull up outside a house and close the curtains and use a bag and my blue roll. Thinking about it I don’t know where I put the bag after, it was messy though! Hope it never happens again .lol:

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Big ■■■■:
a few weeks a go i got caught short in taunton lorry park at 5am so i had to go behind the back of the truck in the trees not a nice feeling. [/img]

The one opposite the Cricket club ? There was a toilet block there last time I looked :wink:

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I was delivering to a shop in Maldon,7am delivery,I’m a few miles outside the town and got the feeling " when you gotta go " clocked a lay by,jumped out went to the back of the wagon,dropped my strides and leaned against the back tyre.
Dropped the bomb,heaven :laughing:
I was half way through,when a couple of Jack russels came yelping around my ankles :imp:
Next minute their owner,a beautiful looking blonde lass,comes round the back of the wagon and clocks me,y fronts round my ankles,she looked a tad shocked ! :open_mouth:
I just said to her " Morning,nice day isn’t it ? ".
She didn’t answer me,miserable cow. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Express Pete:
Just mentioned this thread to a Tipper driver pal…Said he was in London (near Victoria) last year and got caught short with nowhere to go. So, armed with enough tissue paper he climbed into the body, dropped his kecks and proceeded to do the business. He said he didn’t know what made him turn his head - but when he did, he was looking straight at a bunch of tourists on a open top double decker that was parked alongside him…Rapid exit from one messy trucker :blush:

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Denis F:

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a few weeks a go i got caught short in taunton lorry park at 5am so i had to go behind the back of the truck in the trees not a nice feeling. [/img]

The one opposite the Cricket club ? There was a toilet block there last time I looked :wink:

its the one that backs on to the river and the toilet are shut down :frowning:

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Hiya i was with a mate in Bakewell one morning waiting for a phone call for the days work. The chap said he’d got to go bad.
(don’t jump to the wrong happening in a phone box)we was carring clay at the time in 8 legger tippers.i said hop in my
tipper it will only have clay in it later.i gave him a bog roll and over the sideboards he went, the sill y sod got to work nr
the headboard. well he should have known i would put the tipper in gear up the body went gently as he shouted you B…d
and was doing a Chinese walk down the body with his overhalls restricting his step.This was 30 years ago. i’am still mates with
the guy. I was at Llandudno rally 2 weeks ago with him. I had my DAF and he has a Green ERF with a tipper trailer.
Good old days
John

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Denis F:

Big ■■■■:
a few weeks a go i got caught short in taunton lorry park at 5am so i had to go behind the back of the truck in the trees not a nice feeling. [/img]

The one opposite the Cricket club ? There was a toilet block there last time I looked :wink:

its the one that backs on to the river and the toilet are shut down :frowning:

didn’t know that :blush: not really been past since they moved the cattle market !

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John3300 With friends like you,who the F… needs enemies,The mind picture will do me.

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Coffeeholic on Wed May 12, 2010 6:49 pm:
I’m waiting for the dump in the back of an empty bulker story, surprised it hasn’t appeared yet. :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Express Pete on Wed May 12, 2010 10:23 pm:
Just mentioned this thread to a Tipper driver pal…Said he was in London (near Victoria) last year and got caught short with nowhere to go. So, armed with enough tissue paper he climbed into the body, dropped his kecks and proceeded to do the business. He said he didn’t know what made him turn his head - but when he did, he was looking straight at a bunch of tourists on a open top double decker that was parked alongside him…Rapid exit from one messy trucker :blush:

And there it is, took less than three and a half hours for that old chestnut to raise it’s head. :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

That one has been around for so long it must be near retirement age by now. The only variables are the type of bus, the location and whether it was tourists, school kids or nuns.

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Coffeeholic:
I’m waiting for the dump in the back of an empty bulker story, surprised it hasn’t appeared yet. :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

i’m saying nothing :blush:

glad this topic came up as i told my stepson about having to pull the curtain round so i could lighten the load with a sainsburys carrier

…well it did say on the side try something different :laughing: which is probably better than every little helps or even another i had that said , always fresh for you :laughing: :laughing:

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an empty lunch box does the trick, just takes a bit of explaining when u get home :blush:

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too all the uk highway layby bin emptiers out there my appologies but I AM THE PHANTOM BLACK BIN LINER LEAVER BEHINDER FULL OF DOO DOO AND ALOE VERA BUM WIPES AND YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME coming too a layby near you soon :wink: