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SuperSmiley:
Listen you old fools…shut-up about how it was whatever millennium …Too me anyone who drove in those days was an idiot…Why the hell would you want a job driving around in some super basic truck…with nothing but a steering wheel and handbrake…Sleeping in a tin…in minus conditions…not even a something proper to lay on…I doubt the designers in them days…done test trials…themselves…in such conditions…“Nah these drivers are idiots…anything will do”…
That’s is why so many “Ruffty-Tuffty” drivers are completely knackered now…This wrong with them and that wrong with them…I ain’t going down that path…when i’m a old man…I’m still going to be in my prime…
To be fair though…I am grateful to the idiots…they help keep the nation running…and brought the cereal to my kitchen…in my nice warm house…AAArrrhhhh :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

As i see from some of your pics…I must make it clear…I’m only refering to the latest style Scania’s…55 plate onwards…the older type…are unacceptable to standards [zb]…(and some even come with wind-up windows :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp: )…
The new style has only two major faults…Traction Control…and take off speed…beyond that…minus a few minor faults they are spot on…The only other truck that offers possible competion is the Actros…(new style)…everything else is just second rate…but as you lot are Ruffty…Tuffty’s you just won’t understand these matters…any ERF trash will do for you lot…BUMS

Next time I’m in town i must remind your mother i wanted her to have the abortion…

Now gone on too long to be funny, and whats with the … after every two words?

SuperSmiley:
Listen you old fools…shut-up about how it was whatever millennium …Too me anyone who drove in those days was an idiot…Why the hell would you want a job driving around in some super basic truck…with nothing but a steering wheel and handbrake…Sleeping in a tin…in minus conditions…not even a something proper to lay on…I doubt the designers in them days…done test trials…themselves…in such conditions…“Nah these drivers are idiots…anything will do”…
That’s is why so many “Ruffty-Tuffty” drivers are completely knackered now…This wrong with them and that wrong with them…I ain’t going down that path…when i’m a old man…I’m still going to be in my prime…
To be fair though…I am grateful to the idiots…they help keep the nation running…and brought the cereal to my kitchen…in my nice warm house…AAArrrhhhh :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

As i see from some of your pics…I must make it clear…I’m only refering to the latest style Scania’s…55 plate onwards…the older type…are unacceptable to standards [zb]…(and some even come with wind-up windows :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp: )…
The new style has only two major faults…Traction Control…and take off speed…beyond that…minus a few minor faults they are spot on…The only other truck that offers possible competion is the Actros…(new style)…everything else is just second rate…but as you lot are Ruffty…Tuffty’s you just won’t understand these matters…any ERF trash will do for you lot…BUMS

Probably because ‘back in the day’ that’s all that technology offered and was all that was available. My father was one of the very people who drove these ‘basic’ trucks and lived like this, not because he liked it but because it’s all he knew and it put food on the table and I don’t take very kindly to you refering to him as an idiot. There is only one idiot involved in this topic and it’s the one you stare at every morning when you look in the mirror :unamused:
As for being in your prime when you’re an old man, I think your probably right. Purely because, with your attitude, nobody will employ you for more than 10 minutes you total nugget.
Now wind your neck in and put that shovel down before you dig that hole you’re digging a bit deeper :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Oh and by the way, before you call anybody a fool, just have a look at your punctuation and spelling.

At least while you’re on here it gives the carer a bit of a break :exclamation: :exclamation:

ah stop whining. who cares how crap a lorry is. you didn’t pay for it. and it serves one purpose. to put money in my account

Mike-C:
supersmiley i agree entirely with you. They are positivley prehistoric. No sane driver would choose one.

Unless he’ll have to buy them from his own pockets. Because Scanias are (were) much more expensive. And this is only few of many reasons why.

He cant be a driver no one in there right mind would say a 55 plate on scania is the best scania they are total [fb] give me a 3 series anyday aslong as its got elec window’s lol
he’s probably never even sat in a truck just seen them and read about them and come on here to wind real driver’s up sado

pete904ni:
I acually prefer tacho head behind speedo rather than the dopy drawer thing that you need the ign on to open and close :confused:

Totally agree waiting for time my ■■■■ kills my draw type getting in or out of bed :blush: :blush: :blush:

Is super smiley aged about 8 or so?
His text comes across as very youthfull,or maybe special needs?
And smiley,going way back to the start of this farce,you mentioned the top people driving away in their AUSTINS? :unamused:

Dunno then?:
Is super smiley aged about 8 or so?
His text comes across as very youthfull,or maybe special needs?
And smiley,going way back to the start of this farce,you mentioned the top people driving away in their AUSTINS? :unamused:

yeah that would be there austin allegros lol

Mate if you’re gonna moan about havin to put a tacho in behind the speedo, get a [zb] office job or sit on ur arse in you’r nice warm house and go on the dole. Some people would be grateful to hav a [zb]ing job at the minute so don’t start moaning about petty little things. If you’r gonna compare 05 plate erf’s to scania’s remember to note the mountainous price difference. It’s like buying something from poundland and saying it ain’t as good as the equivalent from M&S. Wake up you daft [zb]. :unamused:

orys:

Mike-C:
supersmiley i agree entirely with you. They are positivley prehistoric. No sane driver would choose one.

Unless he’ll have to buy them from his own pockets. Because Scanias are (were) much more expensive. And this is only few of many reasons why.

I’m into the whole EU conspiracy thing. BMW where the last owners of Rover really as we know it, MAN where the last owners of ERF. You see where i’m going?

dlote2009:
Mate if you’re gonna moan about havin to put a tacho in behind the speedo, get a [zb] office job or sit on ur arse in you’r nice warm house and go on the dole. Some people would be grateful to hav a [zb]ing job at the minute so don’t start moaning about petty little things. If you’r gonna compare 05 plate erf’s to scania’s remember to note the mountainous price difference. It’s like buying something from poundland and saying it ain’t as good as the equivalent from M&S. Wake up you daft [zb]. :unamused:

You can pretty much guess that most truck buyers thought the same as him even if they didn’t say it. No one bought them anymore hence they went !!!

:laughing: oh dear what a ■■■

Mike-C:
I’m into the whole EU conspiracy thing. BMW where the last owners of Rover really as we know it, MAN where the last owners of ERF. You see where i’m going?

There is something in it. MAN was also the last owner of Star lorry manufacturer and Mercedes was cooperating with Jelcz lorry and bus manufacturer. In the same time Autosan, the bus manufacturer working on it’s own is doing well, and Solaris, the company which started from scratch some time ago becomes one of the leading bus manufacturers in Europe…

But maybe it’s not the EU, but just Germans? :slight_smile:

I had this beast today. It was fun to say the least.

scotstrucker:

Koop:
You obviously been spoilt!

You aint a driver til you’ve driven a ERF EC11 with a pick n mix box.

Wind up windows? Luxury!

woohoo now that was a motor and the pick n mix box was one of the best

Yep!! :laughing: :laughing: :grimacing: :imp:

Ark-Angel:

SuperSmiley:
Listen you old fools…shut-up about how it was whatever millennium …Too me anyone who drove in those days was an idiot…Why the hell would you want a job driving around in some super basic truck…with nothing but a steering wheel and handbrake…Sleeping in a tin…in minus conditions…not even a something proper to lay on…I doubt the designers in them days…done test trials…themselves…in such conditions…“Nah these drivers are idiots…anything will do”…
That’s is why so many “Ruffty-Tuffty” drivers are completely knackered now…This wrong with them and that wrong with them…I ain’t going down that path…when i’m a old man…I’m still going to be in my prime…
To be fair though…I am grateful to the idiots…they help keep the nation running…and brought the cereal to my kitchen…in my nice warm house…AAArrrhhhh :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

As i see from some of your pics…I must make it clear…I’m only refering to the latest style Scania’s…55 plate onwards…the older type…are unacceptable to standards [zb]…(and some even come with wind-up windows :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp: )…
The new style has only two major faults…Traction Control…and take off speed…beyond that…minus a few minor faults they are spot on…The only other truck that offers possible competion is the Actros…(new style)…everything else is just second rate…but as you lot are Ruffty…Tuffty’s you just won’t understand these matters…any ERF trash will do for you lot…BUMS

Next time I’m in town i must remind your mother i wanted her to have the abortion…

the lad is a bell end… hes not a driver he might drive trucks the odd days on the agency(most prob class 2)… this is why the job is [zb] pricks like him who want electric [zb] windows a cassett tacho… c d player… air con… i my self i would class as a young driver… but i have the up most respect for the old hands…
i spent last week trampin in my own erf ec11 olympic on a v reg and [zb] loved it … get a life ■■■!!!11 :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp: and dont edit this either moderators u know who u are…

C-Kay:
I had this beast today. It was fun to say the least.

I really would love to have a drive of one of them… :sunglasses:
In response to the OP - who really cares, the tacho worked didnt it? The windows worked didnt it?
I dont really care what I drive, whether its got a tacho in the speedo, wind down windows or whether its brand spanking new or a few years old…

jody1980:
the lad is a bell end… hes not a driver he might drive trucks the odd days on the agency(most prob class 2)… this is why the job is [zb] pricks like him who want electric (zb) windows a cassett tacho… c d player… air con… i my self i would class as a young driver… but i have the up most respect for the old hands…
i spent last week trampin in my own erf ec11 olympic on a v reg and (zb) loved it … get a life ■■■!!!11 :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp: and dont edit this either moderators u know who u are…

Pardon me! I am class 2 driver, at the moment driving some odd days on the agency and I don’t want to be placed anywhere near that strange young guy with very unusual opinion and total lack of respect to the inteligence of readers of his posts :slight_smile:

If these ERF’s are so good, how come they don’t make 'em anymore?