ERF...:_(....:_(

I want electric windows and i want them NOW!
Or im going to stomp off in a huff.
Winding handles for the windows, what sort of person do you think i am :imp: :imp: :angry:

My mums Pug 206 thats an 05 hasnt got electric windows or central locking. She doesnt want them.
Now man up.

SuperSmiley is the real and i claim my five pounds.

Dictionary

SuperSmiley = The unfortunate but laughable off-spring resulting from the union of a Chav and a ■■■■.

[ ZB ] unbelievable, He’s like a little kid throwing his toy’s out of the pram, awww didum’s

I’ve got one of thse tomorrow. It’s an old V reg thing. i’m looking forward to it :sunglasses:

C-Kay:
I’ve got one of thse tomorrow. It’s an old V reg thing. i’m looking forward to it :sunglasses:

Do ya wana swap it for my 58 plate scania pile of [fb] its been into scania 5 nights this week cuz it keeps breakin but it’s got elec windows etc!!! mind you it’s gettin on a bit now being 58 plate lol!!
But i’d rather drive that erf than my scania pile of [fb]

I’l pass thanks :laughing:

I had one of these last week, i cant stand it. It’s like driving a transit van with a full size tanker on the back.

It’s put me off scanias for life

Come on lads,he’s got a point,things have gone backwards,not forwards.Sliding doors were far better than wind up winders - perhaps he’d like to take my old wagon in morning? :laughing:

And it’s got aircon - just shove yer hand against windsceen.

Right,I’ll get back on t’old 'uns side :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

But it is a scania and it has got elec windows etc ! haha

the g bear:
But it is a scania and it has got elec windows etc ! haha

The windows only go down half way :frowning:

take it you had the little P cab thing mine’s an R cab highline thing that means the windows go down 3/4 of the way lol!! unless they break aswell but hey there elec and it’s a scania

Yeah it’s a P-cab. Bloody horrible it is.

I’m not totally against them, I learnt in this, and i bloody loved driving it

windrush:
Possibly has problems with the window winder due to overuse of the right wrist the night before. :wink: Poor kid!

Pete.

Best answer on the thread so far, PMSL! :grimacing:

I have… tried to…think of a witty…comment but I… can’t think… of any…

terrible having a stutter like that!

SuperSmiley:
My original question was basically how the hell these trucks were still being sold on 05 plates…but it is obvious from your replies…Its cos there are dumb idiots…who are happily prepared to let their boss get away with buying them such [zb] to drive…To Mr Idiot it’s not about a pleasant enviroment to work in or driver comforts…no just a nice huge (ooooppps) steering wheel…Great stories of how it was in 1762…and a horn to blow at the totty…oooohhh nearly forgot…Wind up Windows… :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

PS: (The only exception I’ll make is for folk whom are desperate for cash…in such cases i can understand…but those whom are just happy with it…SAD!!!)

It aint our boss, it is yours! :stuck_out_tongue:

You posted about a Scania being a good truck, when it is the biggest pile of crap under a horse…

miketdt:
Thats the trouble with you young lads, I remember removing the passenger seat and putting it in the car and putting a wooden box in its place with my sleeping bag and wash gear in, in the days before sleeper cabs or night heaters and sleeping across the engine cover in an A series. You lads don’t know you are born nowadays.

yep if you can,t manage a window winder that’s really tough, lucky for you as a new driver that modern equipment makes the job of driving very very easy indeed. i mean how would you manage with a twin splitter no night heater and a bed as wide as a credit card and ropes and sheets as well. I say new driver as none of the old hands moan about ERF,s.

SuperSmiley:
Stop blabbing on about how it was in 1902 or whenever…were in 2010 now and thats a fact…or if you want 2005…relevant to the [zb] in question…
I’ve been driving 56 plate Scania’s and Volvo’s for the past year (artics + rigids)…and the ERF is only a year older…but when you compare them…it’s like 1,000,000 years older…Reckon if you offered it to nethrandral man…he’d give you a severe beating with his club…and tell you…he’ll and his folks will walk to Gibraltar…
I’m sorry but a most truck makers have realised…that they can’t keep chucking out these nasty design cabs…cos nobody want to drive them anymore…and put up with the rubbish you lot had to…(you lot must have been mad…never catch me putting up with such rubbish…too many of you are now [zb])…The exception being MAN…mother of ERF

ARK - I’ve driven the CF version…Rubbish :imp:…and the same goes for the Axor…

in 1902 i was driving a ford D series, no cd or tape just a wireless with a coat hanger for an aeriel.it was a real upgrade when i got a cargo,now there’s a truck :smiley:

SuperSmiley:
Just spent the day in a 05 plate…I say that again…“05 PLATE”…ERF rigid :imp: :imp: :imp: …and i can’t work out how the [zb] hell has ERF/MAN been able to get away with producing and selling such ancient crap…up to that reg…how they got away with it in the first place is a mystery…come to that matter…I reckon if you presented the folk of ancient times with that [zb]…they’d burn you at the stake for taking the ■■■■…and burn you slowly… :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
I’m talking about the type that you put your tacho in behind the speedo…with the wind up windows…same ugly [zb] cab design as from the 80’s…
Does anyone have to work in one of these daily :question: :question: :question: …Cos i feel so sorry for you…time you quit and go work at McDonalds…save yourself Brother/Sister
How much do these things sell :question: :question: :question: :question: …Can’t be more than 30quid…with full tank…Think even poundland would say no…
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I believe this man doesn’t like an ERF…is this is the standard of drivers nowadays !!! NO electric windows. Should have had a LV or A Series day cab on distance work…We didn’t even have a handle to wind the window up and the only heater of any use was the engine pulling up a hill.

BTW on your way past Mothercare pick up your special order XL dummy & Rattle. Your teddies will be lying where you threw them out the pram :laughing:

Listen you old fools…shut-up about how it was whatever millennium …Too me anyone who drove in those days was an idiot…Why the hell would you want a job driving around in some super basic truck…with nothing but a steering wheel and handbrake…Sleeping in a tin…in minus conditions…not even a something proper to lay on…I doubt the designers in them days…done test trials…themselves…in such conditions…“Nah these drivers are idiots…anything will do”…
That’s is why so many “Ruffty-Tuffty” drivers are completely knackered now…This wrong with them and that wrong with them…I ain’t going down that path…when i’m a old man…I’m still going to be in my prime…
To be fair though…I am grateful to the idiots…they help keep the nation running…and brought the cereal to my kitchen…in my nice warm house…AAArrrhhhh :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

As i see from some of your pics…I must make it clear…I’m only refering to the latest style Scania’s…55 plate onwards…the older type…are unacceptable to standards ■■■■■■■■■■ some even come with wind-up windows :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp: )…
The new style has only two major faults…Traction Control…and take off speed…beyond that…minus a few minor faults they are spot on…The only other truck that offers possible competion is the Actros…(new style)…everything else is just second rate…but as you lot are Ruffty…Tuffty’s you just won’t understand these matters…any ERF trash will do for you lot…BUMS

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K.Goodwin:
:roll: :unamused: :unamused:

Indeed
Although he has a point about the actros :wink: