supersmiley i agree entirely with you. They are positivley prehistoric. No sane driver would choose one.
Why does it matter where you put the tacho?..just drive the bloody thing and be grateful for a job!!
Al
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pete904ni:
I acually prefer tacho head behind speedo rather than the dopy drawer thing that you need the ign on to open and closeHow many of those bloody draw type have you seen snapped off.
As for super trucker i wonder if he’s one of these hat on backwards types that think the summit of motoring excellence is a Saxo with a couple of grands worth of Halfords plastic crap and a big exhaust and a bigger stereo strapped to it.
Hah… Tonight at a set of traffic lights, I had a billy basic saxo with all that tat fidded try to race me away from the lights. I drive a BMW 530d…
No sorry Joe…05 plate with wind down windows
… Thats just wrong
… Bit like i jumped into a 04 or 05 plate volvo and that had a tape deck…even yesterday i had the virgin media bloke around…and he said in his 54 plate fiat (or whatever)…that had one also…Come on…taking the ■■■■ or what…Those old ways went out years ago…Electric windows…CD player…it’s standard stuff nowadays…
I only mentioned where the tacho card went behind the speedo…so it was clear immediately…which type i was referring…Not actually bothered by it…
MGb…MAN own ERF and therefore are the one’s who were still producing this ■■■■■■■ MAN trucks are of the same standards…ok thats may be going bit far…but there are certainly ■■■■ poor cabs…
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But most manufacturers have gone backwards, there was more room in an F12 than there is in an FH12. Scania cabs have become more cramped with silly wrap arounds and beds you have to assemble like a childrens toy and for a truck to live in you had to go a long way to beat a DAF 3600 spacecab.
A lovely example of a C series ERF
Oh and Supersmiley…, it isn’t the truck you should complain about, it is the scrooge transport manager who ordered it. he has specced it with the cheapest options
The advantage of the analogue tacho behind the wheel is that you don’t end up in A&E with a fractured skull
SuperSmiley:
Just spent the day in a 05 plate…I say that again…“05 PLATE”…ERF rigid![]()
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…and i can’t work out how the [zb] hell has ERF/MAN been able to get away with producing and selling such ancient crap…up to that reg…how they got away with it in the first place is a mystery…come to that matter…I reckon if you presented the folk of ancient times with that [zb]…they’d burn you at the stake for taking the ■■■■…and burn you slowly…
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I’m talking about the type that you put your tacho in behind the speedo…with the wind up windows…same ugly [zb] cab design as from the 80’s…
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…Cos i feel so sorry for you…time you quit and go work at McDonalds…save yourself Brother/Sister
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…Can’t be more than 30quid…with full tank…Think even poundland would say no…
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ORRRRR, now ask you Mum to put your seat belt on, wipe away your tears, blow your nose AND GET ON WITH THE {zb}ING JOB.
How old are you supersmiley?
And it is just so like
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…faa…ir …like and …Burberry…
CHAVTASIC…
i c4n spe3ll pr0pery
…like innit.
Pampers delivery to SuperSmiley…
PS: is that your teddy on the side of the road there.
Now here is your new motor Enjoy and have a nice day now
Well, I guess that supersmiley has got the respect of most of the drivers on here!!
or not!
SuperSmiley:
No sorry Joe…05 plate with wind down windows![]()
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… Bit like i jumped into a 04 or 05 plate volvo and that had a tape deck…even yesterday i had the virgin media bloke around…and he said in his 54 plate fiat (or whatever)…that had one also…Come on…taking the ■■■■ or what…Those old ways went out years ago…Electric windows…CD player…it’s standard stuff nowadays…
I only mentioned where the tacho card went behind the speedo…so it was clear immediately…which type i was referring…Not actually bothered by it…
MGb…MAN own ERF and therefore are the one’s who were still producing this [zb]…+ MAN trucks are of the same standards…ok thats may be going bit far…but there are certainly ■■■■ poor cabs…
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[zb] me if you aint happy with what you gonna get too drive then dont take the job its as simple as that, am sure there are other guys out there who would gladly take the job regardless of what they were givin too drive
I wonder how many drivers have been stuck (i have !!!) this week in trucks that are supposed to be technically (i think thats how you spell it) advanced, auto box,no diff locks,no clutch control, unable to lift the mid-axle because the computer says you’ve too much weight on even tho’ the drive wheels are struggling for grip.I always managed in the past ,i want to get there and back where ever i go and i can’t honestly say the trucks of today are better than the Volvo F10s, F88s, DAFs and ERFs of old.They were basic yes but dependable and would get you home.
SuperSmiley:
Just spent the day in a 05 plate…I say that again…“05 PLATE”…ERF rigid![]()
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…and i can’t work out how the [zb] hell has ERF/MAN been able to get away with producing and selling such ancient crap…up to that reg…how they got away with it in the first place is a mystery…come to that matter…I reckon if you presented the folk of ancient times with that [zb]…they’d burn you at the stake for taking the ■■■■…and burn you slowly…
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I’m talking about the type that you put your tacho in behind the speedo…with the wind up windows…same ugly [zb] cab design as from the 80’s…
Does anyone have to work in one of these daily![]()
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…Cos i feel so sorry for you…time you quit and go work at McDonalds…save yourself Brother/Sister
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…Can’t be more than 30quid…with full tank…Think even poundland would say no…
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crikey,did you have to press a fing called a clutch to pull away n stop,or did you have a synchro box(if you know what one o them is).and as for your window dilemma,someone specced that so dont blame Erf,they built what they were told to by the customer.
SuperSmiley:
Just spent the day in a 05 plate…I say that again…“05 PLATE”…ERF rigid![]()
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…and i can’t work out how the [zb] hell has ERF/MAN been able to get away with producing and selling such ancient crap…up to that reg…how they got away with it in the first place is a mystery…come to that matter…I reckon if you presented the folk of ancient times with that [zb]…they’d burn you at the stake for taking the ■■■■…and burn you slowly…
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I’m talking about the type that you put your tacho in behind the speedo…with the wind up windows…same ugly [zb] cab design as from the 80’s…
Does anyone have to work in one of these daily![]()
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…Cos i feel so sorry for you…time you quit and go work at McDonalds…save yourself Brother/Sister
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…Can’t be more than 30quid…with full tank…Think even poundland would say no…
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If this is all you’ve got to moan about you’ve been lucky or spoilt rotten
Done a PDI on one when ERF first put them on the market, replaced the front brake hoses as they were perished…
SuperSmiley:
No sorry Joe…05 plate with wind down windows![]()
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… Bit like i jumped into a 04 or 05 plate volvo and that had a tape deck…even yesterday i had the virgin media bloke around…and he said in his 54 plate fiat (or whatever)…that had one also…Come on…taking the ■■■■ or what…Those old ways went out years ago…Electric windows…CD player…it’s standard stuff nowadays…
I only mentioned where the tacho card went behind the speedo…so it was clear immediately…which type i was referring…Not actually bothered by it…
MGb…MAN own ERF and therefore are the one’s who were still producing this [zb]…+ MAN trucks are of the same standards…ok thats may be going bit far…but there are certainly ■■■■ poor cabs…
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Is this person a wind up or is he actually being serious?
JoeG:
Is this person a wind up or is he actually being serious?
I hope to god he is because i wouldn’t let the fool ride in the back of this…
Never mind let him loose in a truck!
Possibly has problems with the window winder due to overuse of the right wrist the night before. Poor kid!
Pete.
Ark-Angel:
JoeG:
Is this person a wind up or is he actually being serious?I hope to god he is because i wouldn’t let the fool ride in the back of this…
Never mind let him loose in a truck!
But look how clean those side windows are
Was it you Dotty?
Tut…Tut…You lot make me laugh…All the time i hear drivers ■■■■■ and whinge about how Joe Public…treat HGV drivers like second class citizens…Yet when the boss does it…buying a truck even the Afgans would return with a complimentary rambling driver…whos’ got a distintive tick tock…it’s not a problem…
Boss can cruise around in his/her Merc…Austin…BM…whatever…So can all the guy’s down at ERF/MAN…thats no problem…your happy cos it got an 05 Plate…
Well people i’ve got respect for myself…and expect certain standards…or you’ll see me for the one day and thats it…COS YA TAKING THE ■■■■!!!..
When i go to work…it’s all about me…not about the job…cos the person who’s going to make the big money ain’t me…I just get a small cut…(not complaining)…
To get the maximum out of that small cut…I going to make my life as comfortable as possible…In doing so i’ll be Happy…so will do a good job…and be Happy to do that extra if asked… keeping Mr/Mrs/Miss Big Money…Happy!!!..
Rather than being ■■■■■■■■■■ all day long wondering what the ■■■■ i’m doing travelling around in a pile of ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ Mr/Mrs/Miss Big Money…is a ■■■■
My original question was basically how the hell these trucks were still being sold on 05 plates…but it is obvious from your replies…Its cos there are dumb idiots…who are happily prepared to let their boss get away with buying them such ■■■■■ to drive…To Mr Idiot it’s not about a pleasant enviroment to work in or driver comforts…no just a nice huge (ooooppps) steering wheel…Great stories of how it was in 1762…and a horn to blow at the totty…oooohhh nearly forgot…Wind up Windows…
I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again…
…BumsBumsBumsBumsBumsBumsBumsBumsBumsBumsBumsBumsBumsBumsBumsBums
PS: (The only exception I’ll make is for folk whom are desperate for cash…in such cases i can understand…but those whom are just happy with it…SAD!!!)
W…T…F?
You ain’t wired up right Hugh!!