Norman Ingram:
Harry you are such a trier, 
I think I heard a rumour that a selector for the rugby union wants you to play for the Old Etonians, 
they have heard about your drinking, 
so you position is left inside the bar. 
Also I have had some of those New Zealand mussels, they was very large, and a slightly different colour, but they tasted ok and went down well, I had a couple of boxes from Morrison’s, but not seen any more for a couple of years, wife said have them at christmas time, when we used our stamps up.
hiya.
Norm, It’s not the rugby union I’m interested in but could show show an interest
if the mothers union was after me, can just see me now sitting in my little office
with the sign on the door reading, all mothers needing advice on anything at all
you’ll always find my door open, and any young lady who is not yet a mother you’'ll
find the door to my bedroom is always the same.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well Green Lippers, I eat them twice a week I even sometimes pour some Southern Comfort onto them & let them stand overnight, then savour the the flavour the next day, or should I say say the next evening, I quite enjoy them, but of course as the old saying goes its all down to ones tastes buds isnt it, & they do have a tendencey to make one stiff ■■?, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman Ingram:
Larry isn’t the old age that makes you stiff! If you like the southern comfort, you will certainly like the Irish Mist, I managed to get half a dozen bottles 1lt size from Netto’s just before they was taken over, I think the wife has a couple of bottles still left, but don’t tell Harry, he will be hitching a lift down to here. 
Aye but there is two kinds of stiffness, & the one the Green Lippers cause is
the nice one, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Somebody told me that oysters were good for causing stiffness in the desired
part of ones body, not totally true, I bought a dozen and was very disappointed
when only eleven of them worked, spoiled my Saturday night I can tell you, isn’t
there a law against false advertiseing??.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman Ingram:
What a shame Harry your eleven mates ones worked for them, and the one you had never worked for you. I should ask for your money back, you must be terribly upset. you should have got a bakers dozen, and you too could have reached the heights! 
hiya,
Eleven mates indeed, I ate the lot what do you think I am a
benevolent society, was going to return the duff one back to
the fishmonger but I was too knackered to walk, Dave and as
for white pound notes I bet Nosser still has some the best I can
do is a ten bob note, I found that in the top pocket of a blazer
I was donating to a charity shop, there was also a ■■■ end in the
inside pocket, I don’t know how I’d missed that when hunting for
a smoke years ago usually just before pay day.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
What a shame Harry your eleven mates ones worked for them, and the one you had never worked for you. I should ask for your money back, you must be terribly upset. you should have got a bakers dozen, and you too could have reached the heights!
hiya,
Eleven mates indeed, I ate the lot what do you think I am a
benevolent society, was going to return the duff one back to
the fishmonger but I was too knackered to walk, Dave and as
for white pound notes I bet Nosser still has some the best I can
do is a ten bob note, I found that in the top pocket of a blazer
I was donating to a charity shop, there was also a ■■■ end in the
inside pocket, I don’t know how I’d missed that when hunting for
a smoke years ago usually just before pay day.
thanks harry, long retired.
Haven’t any of the old notes from pre decimal currency days.Have got quite a few coins that were around the place and in my car.Never smoked so haven’t any ■■■ ends to find.I suppose I’m a sad case really.
Cheers Dave.
Well lads, I had a green wallet type ■■■■■, that I purhased in Hungary, that had a dozen compartments, that I kept money in from every country I travelled though even when Germany united, I found it in the garage, and in it was East Germany deutch marks, hungarian forints, Czech krone, Bulgarian Leva, Turkish Lira, I gave them to the grandkids, and told them to put into charity boxes, and smoking I gave up ■■■■ in 1969, and gigars in 1980, even gave a whole box of 50 away.
hiya,
There you go Dave I always said our Norm had money to give away, “loadsa money”.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
There you go Dave I always said our Norm had money to give away, “loadsa money”.
thanks harry, long retired.
He probably won that euromillion jackpot last night Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
There you go Dave I always said our Norm had money to give away, “loadsa money”.
thanks harry, long retired.
He probably won that euromillion jackpot last night Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I’ve put a few things in a suitcase and changed my underpants
I’m thinking the cruise might be on again, where we sailing from??.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
There you go Dave I always said our Norm had money to give away, “loadsa money”.
thanks harry, long retired.
He probably won that euromillion jackpot last night Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I’ve put a few things in a suitcase and changed my underpants
I’m thinking the cruise might be on again, where we sailing from??.
thanks harry, long retired.
We will probably be flown out to some exotic place to join a cruise ship Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Oh dear ive just had a look at my Whiskey Stache & its not looking good , its below the level of stock, I must have gone overboard & drank too much, silly me, what the hell was I thinking about ■■ going over the top of my allowance, Oh dear I will have to curtail myself otherwise I will be in deep ■■■■ with my good lady, But saying that I will be at the supermarkets tommorow having a butchers to see what I can get, value for money I allways say,Regards Larry.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
There you go Dave I always said our Norm had money to give away, “loadsa money”.
thanks harry, long retired.
He probably won that euromillion jackpot last night Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I’ve put a few things in a suitcase and changed my underpants
I’m thinking the cruise might be on again, where we sailing from??.
thanks harry, long retired.
We will probably be flown out to some exotic place to join a cruise ship Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Just wondering Dave with our Norm knowing that I have a bit
of a nautical knowledge will I be expected to work my passage
one thing is for certain I won’t be doing the skippers job, you
don’t get a drink on a ship if you’re the Guvnor, but I’ve got the
charts on the kitchen table brushing up on how to “set a course”
just in case the skipper phones in a sickie.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
There you go Dave I always said our Norm had money to give away, “loadsa money”.
thanks harry, long retired.
He probably won that euromillion jackpot last night Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I’ve put a few things in a suitcase and changed my underpants
I’m thinking the cruise might be on again, where we sailing from??.
thanks harry, long retired.
We will probably be flown out to some exotic place to join a cruise ship Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Just wondering Dave with our Norm knowing that I have a bit
of a nautical knowledge will I be expected to work my passage
one thing is for certain I won’t be doing the skippers job, you
don’t get a drink on a ship if you’re the Guvnor, but I’ve got the
charts on the kitchen table brushing up on how to “set a course”
just in case the skipper phones in a sickie.
thanks harry, long retired.
Just borrow a compass Harry.They never had all these modern gadgets years ago.Norm with all his money has probably hired the best that money can buy.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Thought of staying close to the coast and using my sat-nav.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Thought of staying close to the coast and using my sat-nav.
thanks harry, long retired.
We might run aground like that Italian bloke and his ship Harry.Then again,as I can’t swim it might be safer.
Cheers Dave.