Your stuck on the m25, m6 or whatever.
You need a pee what do you do 
I’m curious. Has anyone actually wet themselves.
I suspect some of you have soiled yourselves but quite a few of you are getting on a bit. 
Normally if you are stuck in the aftermath of an accident you would just get out of the cab have a wizz on your nearside lift axle tyre.
adam277:
Your stuck on the m25, m6 or whatever.
You need a pee what do you doI’m curious. Has anyone actually wet themselves.
I suspect some of you have soiled yourselves but quite a few of you are getting on a bit.
Carried this in my cab when I was driving, and still have it in the car!
One time in a stop-and-go traffic I saw the guy behind me (truck driver that is) get off his cab and take a quick peeeeee on the barrier on the hard shoulder during one of the stops then jumped back in. He seemed very well trained in this art because the whole thing took him under a minute. Of course it helped that he had his steering wheel on the left side
A few years back a mate who was doing bulk haulage needed to take a dump. The feeling to go came on pretty quick and when you need to go you need to go as they say. Problem was he was in a semi built up area and there wasn’t anywhere. So he grabbed a plastic shopping bag from his cab and jumped into the back of his empty trailer, dropped his trousers and assumed the squat position. He stated the relief was overwhelming and was starting to feel better when a double decker bus pulled up along side him and the passengers on the top deck saw him in full flow.
Made me laugh anyway.
Casper68:
A few years back a mate who was doing bulk haulage needed to take a dump. The feeling to go came on pretty quick and when you need to go you need to go as they say. Problem was he was in a semi built up area and there wasn’t anywhere. So he grabbed a plastic shopping bag from his cab and jumped into the back of his empty trailer, dropped his trousers and assumed the squat position. He stated the relief was overwhelming and was starting to feel better when a double decker bus pulled up along side him and the passengers on the top deck saw him in full flow.
Made me laugh anyway.
This old one again … just about everyone has a mate that’s done this … not always a bus often an office block
I was stuck on m60 one evening not long ago in my car due to some idiot threating to jump off a bridge.
People were out there cars. Some went up embankment behind bushes for a pee. Even a couple of women went up there.
Was there for about an hour everyone out chatting being nosey.
Then all.of a sudden we heard somone shout hey you get back here.
Passenger in black cab had done a runner jumped the cental reservation and was long gone.
Taxi driver said when we get stuck like this unfortunately the meter is still running. Although he did say it’s at discretion. But I’m sat here an hour I’ve lost work.
chester1:
Casper68:
A few years back a mate who was doing bulk haulage needed to take a dump. The feeling to go came on pretty quick and when you need to go you need to go as they say. Problem was he was in a semi built up area and there wasn’t anywhere. So he grabbed a plastic shopping bag from his cab and jumped into the back of his empty trailer, dropped his trousers and assumed the squat position. He stated the relief was overwhelming and was starting to feel better when a double decker bus pulled up along side him and the passengers on the top deck saw him in full flow.
Made me laugh anyway.This old one again … just about everyone has a mate that’s done this … not always a bus often an office block
Always wait for this story to pop up on topics like this. Heard it so many times. Posted impressively quickly this time
Hard shoulder and give the tyre a soak. Any questions asked you suspected your load had become unsecure and needed to check.
I prefer the story with a tipper driver and coach load of Nuns. Each to their own. The majority of people would not empty out in other than a toilet, but what are we supposed to do when roads are closed for hours on end.
switchlogic:
chester1:
Casper68:
A few years back a mate who was doing bulk haulage needed to take a dump. The feeling to go came on pretty quick and when you need to go you need to go as they say. Problem was he was in a semi built up area and there wasn’t anywhere. So he grabbed a plastic shopping bag from his cab and jumped into the back of his empty trailer, dropped his trousers and assumed the squat position. He stated the relief was overwhelming and was starting to feel better when a double decker bus pulled up along side him and the passengers on the top deck saw him in full flow.
Made me laugh anyway.This old one again … just about everyone has a mate that’s done this … not always a bus often an office block
Always wait for this story to pop up on topics like this. Heard it so many times. Posted impressively quickly this time
What. you mean it’s not true? Well I never.
Casper68:
switchlogic:
chester1:
Casper68:
A few years back a mate who was doing bulk haulage needed to take a dump. The feeling to go came on pretty quick and when you need to go you need to go as they say. Problem was he was in a semi built up area and there wasn’t anywhere. So he grabbed a plastic shopping bag from his cab and jumped into the back of his empty trailer, dropped his trousers and assumed the squat position. He stated the relief was overwhelming and was starting to feel better when a double decker bus pulled up along side him and the passengers on the top deck saw him in full flow.
Made me laugh anyway.This old one again … just about everyone has a mate that’s done this … not always a bus often an office block
Always wait for this story to pop up on topics like this. Heard it so many times. Posted impressively quickly this time
What. you mean it’s not true? Well I never.
But did the police come and draw a chalk line around it?
it was the same driver that always ran 1 hitters to milan with 20 ton of hanging over 20 ton of steel plate …he was enroute at the time to the old herald and luckily for him,if he hadnt stopped for a dump he would have made the boat just in time.
when he was tipping his time was up on the loading bay so he had to callout vosa who chalked his wheels and coned him off for 11 hours so the forkies wouldnt disturb him…all tried and tested classic stories.
not the m25, but if you gotta go you gotta go , youtube.com/watch?v=BrSlotMBbuw
Back in the late 70’s/early 80’s one of our tipper drivers broke down on the M1 southbound in Bedfordshire and, while waiting for us to come down from Derbyshire with another truck to tranship the load, had a ‘wet on the wheel’ as he was desperate. Shortly after the police arrived and gave him a warning, he had been caught on camera! Nothing was done about it though.
There must have been a few puddles at our quarry when (after my time there) they decided that visiting drivers couldn’t use the toilets! 
Pete.
Not so easy for me to just jump out of can when stuck on M62 for over 7 hours couple weeks back nor the same for 3 other young ladies who were pleased to see a lorry driver
adam277:
I’m curious. Has anyone actually wet themselves.
Yes, I have, twice.
dieseldog999:
it was the same driver that always ran 1 hitters to milan with 20 ton of hanging over 20 ton of steel plate …he was enroute at the time to the old herald and luckily for him,if he hadnt stopped for a dump he would have made the boat just in time.
when he was tipping his time was up on the loading bay so he had to callout vosa who chalked his wheels and coned him off for 11 hours so the forkies wouldnt disturb him…all tried and tested classic stories.
i heard him last week , some guy was telling him that hes a cockney because he was born within the sound of bowbells , well he wasnt a cockney but almost as good he was born in Dover in the building next door to where they cast the original bow bells
Jeez mareez. If you have to ask the internet what you need to do if you need the toilet, there is a problem.
My mate shart himself whilst landing a big fish