commonrail:
My mate shart himself whilst landing a big fish
Eel have been in a crappy plaice that day.
commonrail:
My mate shart himself whilst landing a big fish
Oh my Cod!
commonrail:
My mate shart himself whilst landing a big fish
^^^^^^^
thats what happens when you flounder around instead of just reeling it in.
though you might have got round the autocensor by saying he carp`d himself??
Pollocks
Should have perched himself somewhere.
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I carry a Lenor/Comfort bottle in the side pocket of my bag for such “emergencies”.
an old wellington boot works well enough with the bonus of being easy to tip out the window on the first car that annoys you.
a definite favourite if you like driving along thinking your on a jolly boys outing with a busload of old age pensioners… 
Seriously guys, If you need to pass water suddenly it would be best to have a proper medical examination. It could be prostate cancer. I was checked out recently the Doc says slightly enlarged prostate just keep an eye on things.
alamcculloch:
Seriously guys,
When stuck for over 7 hours on a motorway nowhere near services then some people might have a problem
Under the trailer Ang, job done. Worked for me, and that was with a skelly so no side-skirts to hide behind! 
Lucy:
Under the trailer Ang, job done. Worked for me, and that was with a skelly so no side-skirts to hide behind!
Or if stuck in traffic pot noodle pots
Often under trainer ( I hardly have to bend down to get under 1 )
A mate stopped his 8 wheeler on the haul road out of the quarry to have a whiz. As he stood there he heard a loud creaking and the truck rolled over as the side of the road gave way!
When he got it back after repair the fitters had removed the passenger seat and put a portapotty in its place!
I have had Crohn’s Disease for 30 years and a colostomy bag for the last 8 years. About a year ago I was in London delivering steel. I was at a set of traffic lights, there were two lanes. My bag suddenly filled up, and I mean filled up so full it was taught like a balloon. This was an emergency situation, one more squirt of my stoma and that was a litre of liquid ■■■ all over me and the cab. I put on my hazard lights and changed my bag there and then. It took a couple of minutes but what was most surprising especially for London is that no one gave me the horn. With a fresh bag on and not a drop of ■■■ spilt I went merrily on my way!!
if im out on foot desperate for a pee but no toilets handy i like to pee on carpet [lobby entrances ] not sure why ! one particular lobby i downloaded into it about 5 gallons estimated over 2 years
corij:
if im out on foot desperate for a pee but no toilets handy i like to pee on carpet [lobby entrances ] not sure why ! one particular lobby i downloaded into it about 5 gallons estimated over 2 years
^^^^^^^^^^
ive often done similar myself after a night on the tap,but as a general rule only after at least three attempts to get upstairs into me bed…
dieseldog999:
corij:
if im out on foot desperate for a pee but no toilets handy i like to pee on carpet [lobby entrances ] not sure why ! one particular lobby i downloaded into it about 5 gallons estimated over 2 years^^^^^^^^^^
ive often done similar myself after a night on the tap,but as a general rule only after at least three attempts to get upstairs into me bed…
My brother once used the wardrobe.
Bernard