After a week of shunting, I saw this and it made me smile. So, lets have a caption competition.
My entry - Don’t ■■■■ this shunter off 
Chase me chase me. 
‘‘You can’t catch me in that piece of ■■■■’’
“Its my yard and you will do as i say”
Caution old man driving and ready for retirement ,so ready for steady job with set hours ,the bloke in front of the tug is running to clock off after his 9 hr shift leaving a yard full of trailers for next shift 
Caution…Man running backwards really quickly.
Always use headlights when chasing a driver around the RDC 
you too can be chased by a petrol pump on a trolley jack
CAUTION opening back doors in the middle of the yard will result in injury
Always apply parking brake when leaving vehicle with an erection…
Ann Summers RDC by any chance…
Worlds strongest man truck pull vehicle. Do not engage parking brake
“No Moon Walking at any time in the yard”
Avoid the shunter, he/she is a ■■■■■■…
Pimpdaddy:
Avoid the shunter, he/she is a ■■■■■■…
have you met the bald ■■■■■■ at d.h.l hams hall as well■■? 
Shunter Hunter !!
Beware of new unmanned shunter operation completely unpredictable.
beware malfunctioning ■■■■■ magnet
Caution!
Trucks running free inside.
m_attt:
beware malfunctioning ■■■■■ magnet
■■■■■■ on my bonfire - I was thinking “banksman magnets activated”
Disco ball inside he’s running to join the party or it a light bulb and he she’s thinking [zb] to all this driving stuff 
