Caption Competition - Shunter Special

I’ll beat you to the canteen!!

polish drivers beware !!!

Where’s that trailer gone quick I’m outta here

Well Doctor after 5 days of constipation I finally passed this!

WARNING!
This pyramid is guarded by
underworld Terbergs.

Truck + Man = Payback!

‘If you have a ■■■■■ sprouting from your chest, you will be chased off site by a robotic tug’

Go and get a hi viz ( covered in grease, so I can’t see you ! ) from security.