This coming Monday will now be referred to as Black Monday due to receiving some news.
I am that traumatised I can only give the following hints as to what just happened.
New Reanult truck? Personally I like the premium but my senior moments are becoming more frequent. 
I think 
Migrants in ya trailer or trying to get in ?
An actor from “Allo Allo” sold you some bad ecstasy tabs?
What’s wrong, don’t you know your onions■■?
You’ve discovered your part French?
Fulham FC:
You’ve discovered your part French?
Not that bad!
With a self imposed addition to my uniform
You were running bent in france and got caught
Ha! Good moaning!
Seriously, unlucky mate
You got raped by a Frenchman on your own bunk because you didn’t buy any of those crap plastic door locks someone was peddling on here last week?
Contraflow:
You got raped by a Frenchman on your own bunk because you didn’t buy any of those crap plastic door locks someone was peddling on here last week?
kjw21:
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Quit ya moaning. Its a Volvo in all but the badge.
It ain’t the badge, I drive/drove a Renault anyway it’s the fact it looks like a melted welly.
the maoster:
An actor from “Allo Allo” sold you some bad ecstasy tabs?
If you’ve got children, you can show them a picture of the truck to frighten them if they’ve been naughty!
the maoster:
An actor from “Allo Allo” sold you some bad ecstasy tabs?
I’m searching my pockets to see if I have one left for the “handing over”.
Me 9am Monday.
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MikeDBristol:
the maoster:
An actor from “Allo Allo” sold you some bad ecstasy tabs?
Careful Mike! Knowing what I meant tells me you’ve been a naughty, naughty boy.
kjw21:
It ain’t the badge, I drive/drove a Renault anyway it’s the fact it looks like a melted welly.
I’m sure you’ll get used to the looks and anyway its there to do a job not to look pretty. Also from what I’ve heard about the new Renault from other drivers, I think it might not be black Monday for very long. 