Hi folks.This may sound a bit odd. Worked at a bus depot in Preston as a shift fitter and one day they asked me to go out to a bus leaking fuel in Skipton. I grabbed some tools and set off. Its about 40 miles up the A59. Gets to the bus station checks the bus and the return fuel line had split so it needed to be recovered. I rang the depot and told them the bus needed towing in and set off back. There is a pie shop in Skipton so I thought Id get a pork pie. Got a pie and sat in the van and ate it and set off back. I know the road very well as me and my mates ride our bikes along it every week or so.Cut a long story short all of a sudden I dont know where I am. Dont recognise anywhere. Somehow Im at Clitheroe. Now I know that sometimes you seem to go into âautopilotâ and dont remember large bits of a journey but the weird one with this is that when I got back to Preston the bloke I rang to order the recovery says to me âHow the hell are you here?â I said what you on about? He said you only rang me from Skipton 15 minutes ago. Freaked me out a bit.
All of my time slips are usually alcohol related. 
Do ya believe in Alien Abduction?
Nah me either.
Either that or youâve been taking some preety heavy sh.
Pork pie in Skipton had been spiked. Should have taken it into the khazi with you when you went for a widdle.
You not carry a spare return line on the van? 
Never mind what âJoker Johnâ the depot wind-up merchant said, what did the depot clock say?
No but remember arguing with the [zb] I wasnt wearing no [zb] mask!
Yes, Iâve had quite a few. Many a time an hourâs overtime was missing on payday with my old employer.
Xmas i was given a bottle of Glenfiddich but i dont drink whisky hate the taste . About a week ago a gal i know from way back in Scotland messaged me how are you etc.I mentioned this whisky and said if you want it just tell me your address i will post it .Great she says and then tells me address . This morning i get a funny feeling and look up her place on google maps,its not the place she told me about not long before crimbo. So what⌠i will still post this bottle ,so i write her details on a post it note and go out to my shed to get a cardboard box for it.On the way back in the wind takes the note from out of my hand and away⌠i cant find it anywhere⌠its a sign? Forget her .
About ten mins ago i decide to crack open the glenfiddich and take a swig,man its actually ,delicious
I see you know what your talking about!
Lot of âgeniusesâ on here that no doubt took the âjabâ
Oh dear what a shame never mind.
And they got the neck to call me deranged ?
So, you disapproved and refused the jab?
You had a âtime slipâ? 
The statistics for excess deaths after the injections cannot be denied.
Influenza totally disappeared during the corona season according to the powers that should not be.Amazing how all the corona deaths occured either in hospitals or care homes. Then after the roll out of the shot we actually had adverts on TV showing young children dropping dead on a football pitch being portrayed as ânormalâ. Now maybe I did âimagineâ the time slip but to believe that the garbage fed to the public about the cause of probably the greatest crime against humanity was not linked to the untested medical treatment coerced on them really does take some âimaginationâ. And yes I did refuse the âjabâ unfortunately a few of my friends and family did not.May they rest in peace.
You and Carryfast would make a good pair.
Hahaha are you predicting they will die soon, or have they already died?
Itâs going to be a very quiet country if everybody who took up the vaccination (that saved many thousands of lives) suddenly drop dead in the next few years donât you think?
Was this the o/pâs intention like?
To steer the thread towards anti vax stuff?
Couple of years out of date a bit innit?
Already happening in Japan , South Korea , Philippines.
Never ask yourself why the are so many job vacancies all of a sudden and nobody to fill them? Every day I get e mails offering me mechanics jobs all over the UK at 60 or 70 grand a year. Even jobs in Australia , Canada or Ireland. As Musk said (and im no great fan of his ) that the real problem we face is not over population but populations that are dying faster than they can reproduce. The rise in miscarriages and infant deaths is staggering. Dont believe me go to the ONS website and check yourself .
Keep taking your âmedicineâ baby. Just âimagineâ that the ten percent excess death rates are not real.
What excess death rates?
Covid itself, and a long period of a Tory government would have had a far bigger impact on everything you have mentioned so far than the vaccines.
Someone has been watching my old favourite tv show the The Twilight Zone
Truth be told there was a lot of mistakes made, big time and world wide