I think the problem is there are too many left wingers in this country and every time you let boatloads of ilegal immigrants in,once they are established here,they wont vote for right wing parties,so its a hopeless situation.The left wing brainwashing machine is in full power and there isnt enough resistance.I admire those brave enough to stand up against it but they pay a heavy price.
Anyways, we can be fairly sure that Pat Robertson will be getting a warm reception somewhere.
At $100 million worth, he would need to find a very big eye of a needle to fit through.
I did note a few decades ago that he had a name check…and more… from a Mr Francis Vincent Zappa.
youtube.com/watch?v=3renLopLxqw
The release of the song was about the time of scandals involving the TV evangelist cults, (well some of them) but even if you don`t know the details the idea is all there.
There’s an ugly little wasel ‘bout three-foot nine
Face puffed up from cryin’ ‘n lyin’
‘Cause her sweet little hubby’s
Suckin’ prong part time
(In the name of The Lord)
Get a clue, little shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks you’re a jerk
Did he really choose Tammy to do His Work?
Robertson says that he’s The One
Oh sure he is,
If Armageddon
Is your idea of family fun,
An’ he’s got some planned for you!
(Now, tell me that ain’t true)
Now, what if Jimbo’s slightly gay,
Will Pat let Jimbo get away?
Everything we’ve heard him say
Indicated that Jim must pay,
(And it just might hurt a bit)
But keep that money rollin’ in,
‘Cause Pat and naughty Jimbo
Can’t get enough of it
Perhaps it’s their idea
Of an Affirmative Action Plan
To give White Trash a ‘special break’,
Well, they took those Jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!
And every night we can hear them thank
Their Buddy, up above
For sending down his love
(While you all smell the glove)
Jim and Pat should take a pole
(Right up each saintly glory-hole),
With tar and feathers too
Just like they’d love to do to you
(‘Cause they think you are bad
And they are very mad)
‘Cause some folks don’t want prayer in school!
(We’d need an ark to survive the drool
Of Micro-publicans, raised on hate,
And ‘Jimbo-Jimbo’ when they graduate)
Conviced they are ‘The Chosen Ones’
And all their parents carry guns,
And hold them cards in the N.R.A.
(With their fingers on the triggers
When they kneel and pray)
With a Ku-Klux muu-muu
In the back of the truck,
If you ain’t Born Again,
They wanna mess you up, screamin’,
“No abortion, no-siree!”
“Life’s too precious, can’t you see!”
(What’s that hangin’ from the neighbor’s tree?
Why, it looks like ‘colored folks’ to me
Would they do that seriously?)
Imagine if you will
A multi-millionaire Television Evangelist,
Saved from Korean Combat duty by his father, a U.S. Senator
Studied Law
But is not qualified to practice it
Father of a “love child”
Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
Of papa’s religious propaganda program
Claims not to be a “Faith Healer”,
But has, in the past,
Dealt sternly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes
Involved with funding for a ‘secret war’ in Central America
Claiming Ronald Reagan and Oliver North as close friends
Involved in suspicous ‘tax-avoidance schemes’,
(Under investigation for 16 months by the I.R.S.)
Claims to be a MAN OF GOD;
Currenty seeking the United States Presidency,
Hoping we will all follow him into
The Twilight Zone
What if Pat gets in the White House,
And suddenly
The rights of ‘certain people’ disappear
Mysteriously?
Now, wouldn’t that sort of qualify
As an American Tragedy?
(Especially if he covers it up, sayin’
“Jesus told it to me!”)
I hope we never see that day,
In The Land of The Free
Or someday will we?
Will we?
And if you don’t know by now,
The truth of what I’m tellin’ you,
Then, surely I have failed somehow
And Jesus will think I’m a jerk, just like you
If you let those TV Preachers
Make a monkey out of you!
I said,
“Jesus will think you’re a jerk”
And it will be true!
There’s an old rugged cross
In the land of cutton
It’s still burnin’ on somebody’s lawn
And it still smells rotten
Jim and Tammy!
Oh, baby!
You gotta go!
You really got to go
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Frank Zappa
Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Franglais:
Winseer:
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I think the problem we seem to have in the world of “Believers” and “unbelievers” - is simply that if you don’t believe in something - it is then only a small step further to not believe in anything at all, including sensible stuff like “Science” and “facts” and of course “Truth”…
Just because the Religious don’t have a monopoly on “Truth”, doesn’t go on to mean that every Liar on earth is “Legit” because they “don’t do God”.
> Sploom:
> Me,I was saved through American churches.So,Southern Baptist or Evangelical.
> I listen a lot to John Macarthur podcasts
So a really ■■■■■■ up Christian then
You are insulting me,I answered your question in good faith
I’m not insulting you, I’m poking fun admittedly, but if you want my honest opinion I think you’re dangerous in your beliefs. Not as dangerous perhaps as an Islamic fundamentalist but that’s only because you probably don’t have access to weaponry or the experience to build bombs.
I didnt mean you,the maoster,but I dont know why you think Im dangerous!
whisperingsmith:
> Sploom:
> Me,I was saved through American churches.So,Southern Baptist or Evangelical.
> I listen a lot to John Macarthur podcastsSo a really [zb] up Christian then
I don’t think it is possible to be “Saved” by the actions of another flawed human.
“Being Saved” is a decision one takes on for oneself that requires the would-be convert to be the one reaching out TO God, rather than expecting some kind of miracle to come along “without prompting” to suddenly divert one’s life course. There are rather too many charlatans and false prophets out there who’ll use peoples ignorance and confusion to have them “jump the wrong way”, especially on what would become the “Christian Priorities in Life” come resuming one’s life AFTER conversion.
For instance, the as yet UNconverted are very irritated by what they would call the “God Botherer” - the fresh convert who lives and breathes their new faith, and insists on ramming it down the throats of others, who are unlikely to welcome it as a consequence OF that “hard sell”.
If you cannot keep the Lord’s Commandments for youself initially, then it is hardly surprising that others won’t be very impressed by your stance, until you’ve had some kind of long term track record where people looking at your menagerie’s experience of life - taking them places that, maybe THEY would like to go too… THAT is the way I reckon “Converts would come in droves” given half the chance.
Many people might wish for a “Road to Damascus” style conversion to the Christianity process, but the vast majority of Christian Converts I would argue are merely “Tangoed” in the more subtle way, that one observes rather too many close-up facts developing in plain sight that “don’t make any sense” unless there is a higher power involved.
“Higher Power” - is a double edged sword though.
The heavenly Host were once a united force, but are now divided between the “Loyal” (To God) and the “Cast Down” (those that backed Lucifer in the failed Putsch)
That the world they were cast down to is right here, this planet Earth (Likely a combination of all and any organic-friendly Earth-LIKE planet anywhere in any star system) - the enemies of Satan are going to be those things that “Travel well in Heaven” (Space) and the “diabolical allies” - those things that are bound to this earth, such as our animal biology.
Iron, Salt, and Water (traditional enemy substances to the Devil and Demons alike) - can exist in space - Blood and Flesh - cannot. This leaves just water as the go-between that can exist anywhere, albeit in different states such as Steam or Ice rather than the liquid we all need to sustain this biological form we use as a “vehicle” for this life.
Any biological creature that dies - gradually or quickly loses all it’s water following the physical death. It might be in half an hour in a crematorium retort, or take a number of weeks left “lying around”, or even years - buried underground in the dark and damp soil.
Other creatures, given the chance - will attempt to plunder any physical remains for the moisture content, with other creatures still that are more interested in the “Hard crusty bits”, rather than the gooey bits that make so much smell, and of course - attract the very creatures that would have such moist bits disposed of quickly and efficiently.
“Turned into Corruption” is the way the Bible puts this process.
We could equally call it “Lose all one’s water” or even “Lose one’s ability to prep for Space Travel”.
It may even be the case that a person who dies without issue, and is then cremated - is then destroyed FOREVER (second death concept), since that DNA that was that person in essence - shall never be repeated again, as there are just too many combinations of DNA that make it likely possible, especially in such a locale as a single star system, and single life-permitting planet within that star system.
The Bible often talks about “Judgement” involving “Fire”.
I don’t think it is a coincidence that both Jews and Muslims - dislike “Cremation”, and have as “Tradition” this notion that a person should be buried by the sunset of the next day following their death…
Meanwhile, the only country I can think of that cremates a higher percentage of it’s dead than the Western nations jointly do - is Japan, who don’t have “God” as their first religion, but rather “Shinto” that involves Ancestor Worship, nothing like Christianity in that regard, and one could argue makes even less sense to the non-believer of ANY religion…
Franglais:
Zac_A:
Sploom:
But how can something obeying the laws of physics have free will?
Random,yes,but even throwing a dice isnt completley random then.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle
and, an entire mathematical website devoted to true randomness
random.org/dice/A quark was driving down the road. A cop stops him.
“Hey, do you know what speed you were doing?”
“Oh, no! Now I`m gonna get lost”
You know no one is going to get that, don’t you?
And, I’m eagerly awaiting the re-written version of quantum physics from CF or Winseer (is there any difference?) which will negate the basis of the joke
Sploom:
None of these wars were commited by true Christians,only people going under the banner of Christianity.
I refer you to my earlier quote that “Christian is synonymous with Hypocrite”
in my experience.
Sploom:
Me,I was saved through American churches.So,Southern Baptist or Evangelical.
I listen a lot to John Macarthur podcasts
Ahhh… It’s becoming clearer, you’ve be inculcated by the real nutters.
the maoster:
Sploom:
Robroy.
A Christian is bound by the ten commandements,one of them being,thou shall not kill.So if you are going around killing people,you cant be a Christian.The Crusades?
Suez?
WW1 and 2?
Iraq?
Afghanistan?
Please enlighten us.
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Sometimes we have to kill in self defence.Sometimes the politicians get it criminally wrong.
The Crusades were all about the defence of the Middle Eastern Christians from persecution by their Islamic neighbours.
The need to kill in WW2 is equally obvious as opposed to allowing Hitler’s murderous regime to flourish and win.
WW1 was a result of leaders like Churchill and his French cohorts getting it criminally wrong along the lines of, but far worse, than the Afghan and Iraq adventurism.
The death and destruction of WW2 was the direct and predictable result of that needless war.
I’m happy to let and believe that God the creator be the final judge of that.
Speaking of nutters, can someone please find out what it is that Winseer smokes, snorts or otherwise ingests? It really must be “da bomb”, because the last person I heard speak the way he writes was off their head on 'shrooms at a student party many years ago
Zac_A:
Speaking of nutters, can someone please find out what it is that Winseer smokes, snorts or otherwise ingests? It really must be “da bomb”, because the last person I heard speak the way he writes was off their head on 'shrooms at a student party many years ago
Salvador Dali meets Monty Python at a Nuremberg rally.
It’s not my fault if you can’t understand whats plainly visible in the world today.
Maybe you’ll wake up a bit, when you see some of the “paranoia” I seem to be predicting - happen at a place near you soon enough.
The only dangerous “Nutters” are the ones who hurt you for no reason whatsoever. NOT the ones whom you happen to “not agree with”, including myself.
I’d be very surprised indeed if this “Nottingham Incident” turns out to be “Boyfriend Trouble” involving a dumped ex, the girlfriend who chucked him, her Dad, and her new boyfriend…
That doesn’t mean I don’t think the Government will announce just that as an official “Cover Story” though, so I won’t be holding my breath.
Winseer:
Maybe you’ll wake up a bit, when you see some of the “paranoia” I seem to be predicting - happen at a place near you soon enough.
Ah! You’re a prophet are you? I note the tone of you being aware of things that the rest of us mere mortals are ignorant of. A touch of the messiah/saviour complex there I think, usually associated with schizophrenia and bipolar disorders.
That last uncharacteristically short post by Winseer is the ONLY one of his that I have ever understood…ever…
Zac_A:
Ah! You’re a prophet are you?
A touch of the messiah/saviour complex.
Oh God no, one Messiah on here is enough.
Anyway, neither of them are ‘Messiahs’, they’re just very naughty boys.
robroy:
Zac_A:
Ah! You’re a prophet are you?
A touch of the messiah/saviour complex.Oh God no, one Messiah on here is enough.
Have you considered that CF, Winseer and Sploom could potentially all be one and the same? I thought I detected some very definite CF/Winseer notes in one of Sploom’s recent posts.
Zac_A
Some of us have been burnt at the stake by the Roman Catholics.I dont hate Catholics but we arent one and the same religion.