Xmas Present for the Wife

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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I was having trouble deciding what to get the wife for Xmas and thought about her accident, then decided i would get her a prosthetic leg.,

it not her main present, just a stocking filler!
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

is that my taxi or yours :question: :blush: :blush:

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Its yr taxi Lee! Very good thou :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Mines getting a bag of crisps.

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DAFMAD:
Mines getting a bag of crisps.

Some body has to ask, WHY?

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MR VAIN:

DAFMAD:
Mines getting a bag of crisps.

Some body has to ask, WHY?

Best not.

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DAFMAD:

MR VAIN:

DAFMAD:
Mines getting a bag of crisps.

Some body has to ask, WHY?

Best not.

Come on, just between you and me? :wink:

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I am proper buggered now wollies is closing

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MR VAIN:

DAFMAD:

MR VAIN:

DAFMAD:
Mines getting a bag of crisps.

Some body has to ask, WHY?

Best not.

Come on, just between you and me? :wink:

amd 9000 others :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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little enis:
I am proper buggered now wollies is closing

Don’t be daft, they’ll have a sale before closing! :wink:

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Phew thank god for that.

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yes you will get two bags of crisps for the price of one :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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neil46:
yes you will get two bags of crisps for the price of one :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Still havent got the crisp bit yet

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No, me either. :confused:

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No, me either. :confused:

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No, me either. :confused:

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Parrot. :laughing:

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My ex told me she was diabetic .So a bag of sugars out of the question then?.

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DAFMAD:
Parrot. :laughing:

I don’t think they do parrots! Now you know how i get my post count up :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

WTF happened there i don’t know :open_mouth:

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Excuse me this parrot is dead, its exstinct, it aint no more this is an exparrot oh what happened to humour.

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dont understand the chrisps bit but did Mrs Vain get hers last night■■?