not quite, you didnt mention high viz or flipflops… 
I’ll give you high viz but you need steels for tesco, so you’ve made the scenario implausible 
Don’t forget the mobile phone ear piece!!!
OVLOV JAY:
I’ll trump you robroy. A foreign agency driver doing a shift for stobart on tesco. And he cycled to work. All boxes ticked
I hope you kicked him hard for being so despicable, hard enough to induce a limp so bad he needed a Bluetooth earpiece for his hotline to injurylawyers4u. (Other sponging pretend solicitors are available)
I would think that the O.P. should get some sympathy on here.This happened ina part of the services that is mainly used by us PROFESSIONALS.If I saw some one mess with a vehicle I would not get directly involved but would tell the driver when he got back from having his ■■■.Would not shake hands though.Hygiene and all that.
itll have been a thief looking in.
A few years ago, a sparky mate of mine had his van parked outside where he was working (a plain red van). Some other mates saw it, and using black insulation tape, sign wrote the nearside for him, as ■■■■■ electrical’ (the c word), plus his phone number. Poor sod didn’t notice until he got home that night, but he got a fair amount of business from it!