once saw a bloke plodding up windy hill rolling a spliff,he flew past me the other side wit his foot on the dash and a big smile on his face ,it was like the being overtook by the flying scotsman 
Just seen a bird in an Audi slam the anchors on on the A355 at Amersham⌠The emergency stop was so her softop would go up. Van man behind and about 10 other motorists not amused.
Saw a bunch af kids being towed in a caravan up the M6 n/b past sandbachâŚphoned the police - for once they took an imediate interest!
redboxer850:
Obviously not a âprofessionalâ, having to use TWO hands to text
+1
A stark naked woman on Grays Inn Rd. I thought at first she was having a laugh and wearing one of those fat sumo suits? She wasnâtâŚ
once saw a truck hit the central barrier nr jct 12 M6 south,the impact through the driver out of the drivers door window and he landed in lane 3 of northbound traffic !
A police car that lost control ,went over the centre barrier and landed on a Foden drivers lap right though the window.
had nightmares about that for years.
jimmy.
my worst thing was not in the lorry but in the car at weekend , the mother in lawâs gob in the rear view mirror .
m6 north bound therwall viaduct.
I was flat out at 57mph in lane 2 overtaking a few when a wide load past me straddling lanes 3 and 4.
This is not the worst but the defonetly the most unbeleiveable Iâve seen. Driving down the duel carraige way (A30) car was entering from slip road so i moved over. The car then stopped just before slipway markings then opened the door to look back to check it was clear. couldnât believe it. The womans mirror was not broken either. if i hadânt of moved over thereâs a possibility i could of taken it off.
Back in the 90âs i passed an elderly ERF with duel axle trailer missing the 2 o/s rear wheels. Bit of a tilt on it
trubster:
I have seen a driver in a left hand drive truck âplayingâ with himself while watching â â â â on a laptop.Phoned the old bill but they didnât â â â . . .
Boom tsh.
Joking aside, this is a true story. Was on the m6, I was behind him from J15 to Lymm at about 0200
there i was quite happily driving along the m6 watching â â â â on my laptop and playing pocket billiards with myself in my lhd truck when saw this peeping tom driving alongside watching me with great interest !!!
I passed a brand new Volvo pulling a fridge southbound on the M6 2 weeks ago, the rear wheel off the nearside 3rd axle of the trailer was missing 
It was a Scottish motor, I am not sure if he realised it was missing, as there were no hazards, or anyone following him.
Turning off M6 southbound at Lymm, woman with 3 kids in the car reversing down the sliproad, I put my hazards on and blocked her path, she started swearing and gesticulating for doing so.
Eight man fist fight in lane 3 eastbound M4 J26 circa 1994.
Usually a cop car with stop in the back windowâŚthat was one of my pet hates. it did happen a few times to me.
BâŚds. then they have the cheek to ask you to report any miss happeningsâŚno chance
Worst i seen was when i met a car coming south on the northbound side of the m6, he was flat out in lane 3 at southwaite services, he ploughed it straight into the face of a truck, found out later that the guy had left a note saying he was guna kill himself
Salad on my kebab I still twich when I think about it 
Dotty D:
Salad on my kebab I still twich when I think about it
Take it the diet coke was fine
nickyboy:
Back in the 90âs i passed an elderly ERF with duel axle trailer missing the 2 o/s rear wheels. Bit of a tilt on it
Thatâs the good olâ days⌠heâd have had it chained up. 