I was just reading the fine print on the video contract coffee, pen in hand ready to sign, when I got a call from my agent 
Apparently I’m being considered for a new beauty promotion 
They want me to be in the ‘first’ photo… or did he say the ‘before’ photo? 
grumpybum:
I was just reading the fine print on the video contract coffee, pen in hand ready to sign, when I got a call from my agentApparently I’m being considered for a new beauty promotion
Ditch your agent, I’ll be your agent. Now, if you would just make yourself comfortable on this here couch we can get down to business. 
No chance of letting this drop then?
hey grumps you will be nicking heather mills macartneys place on daytime tv next!!.. ps where the hell is my jelly babies?.. 
Coffeeholic:
Ditch your agent, I’ll be your agent. Now, if you would just make yourself comfortable on this here couch we can get down to business.
errrm… do you normally greet potential clients/video stars wearing…er…so little
wirralpete:
ps where the hell is my jelly babies?..
ah, yes, well there was a slight problem there - I decided to deliver them personally, but I haven’t had training loading jelly babies and they got a bit squished when I strapped them down 
I think maybe a 6 tonne strap was a bit too secure. How do you feel about sherbert dib-dabs?
grumpybum:
errrm… do you normally greet potential clients/video stars wearing…er…so little
This? This is just a small 
fig leaf I had lying around.
grumpybum:
How do you feel about sherbert dib-dabs?
That gives me a great idea for another scene - dib dabs covered in sherbet. 
ah, yes, well there was a slight problem there - I decided to deliver them personally, but I haven’t had training loading jelly babies and they got a bit squished when I strapped them down I think maybe a 6 tonne strap was a bit too secure. How do you feel about sherbert dib-dabs?
what, is this not the lady who does the telegraph crossword?..yet straps down jelly babies with a 6 tonne strap?..you sure its not the take a break wordsearch your doing instead grumps…dib dabs?.nah tell you what 3 half chewed toffo’s and half a can of carling and you will make me happy… 
And here is a video of the recovery!