Don’t need mirror’s .
Its a lorry.
It’s London, what do you expect 
This is how it’s done in Birmingham [strong language] 
https://youtu.be/Hi5YhZ0oAiw?si=qcN7861tXuUHHclZ
Had something similar happen to me years ago when first past my test was nervous going slow along the cat n fiddle .
Some guy overtook me then pulled up I stopped he then came over shouting. Screaming why was I going slow he was in a rush etc.
Didn’t have camera footage had car reg description of him police werent interested.
I hope she is reported, tried and convicted for criminal damage, for that is what it was. Legally the lorry driver cannot carry on from that point until repairs are made i would have thought.
Many years ago I was subjected to what is now called brake checking on the A1. No idea why but after several goes I was so wound up that I was determined not to brake again. Good job they had had their fun because without any proof I could not have defended the case.
That’s gotta hurt…for days afterwards.
A boot behind to door as you open it into their face is enough to stun them
As to the original question, probably the Moaster, you all know what he’s like. 
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Oi, I resemble that remark
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She ain’t no lady…