I was just reading something about seamen and that reminded me of one afternoon, time ago, when one of my younger brothers, then aged ~6-7, went on:
-Mum, you know Gabriel, that classmate of mine…
Mum: yeah
B: He’s got two dads…
M: ? How come?
B: You know his dad is a sailor, so when they go to Japan or Australia he is away long time, so Gab’s mum calls this other dad to stay with them.
M: Right… 
B: Our dad is also often away…
M: … but for a week only, I think we can do just fine on our own and when he’s at home he’s with you all the time…
B: yeah, I like going to lake and pub with dad, not with a strange ■■■■■ ■■■■
M: 
Where did you hear that!!!■■?
lolwut?! 
he needs to get out more i think