Rob K:
SimonRS2K:
Funniest cartoon has to be the snoopy and peanuts one but i cant put it on here because of the nature of it, But if anyone wants it pm an email to me and i’ll mail it backsimon
No need Simon, just go ]HERE
Agreed, it is the funniest cartoon of all time and totally cracks me up too
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Superb Rob!!
link removed as above…Denis F
A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her ■■■■■■■ does when she has an ■■■■■■. “Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the kids…”
GOD that’s borderline…L. 
Sorry folks, but the links posted here come under the same rules as images or actual posts, so I’ve had to uphold Denis’s removal of it. 
I agree it’s a good 'un mind…but it’s not worth the pounding I’ll get off Mrs Mix if I leave it…she has more kids therefore is harder than me!!! 
(Tin 'at on and running…
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can I just point people here
trucknetuk.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=6236
if you are still not sure weather something breaks the rules please pm me and I will look and see
some of these jokes whilst very funny are getting to close to the edit button .
thanks
pam
OK, bringing it back to ‘sweet & innocent’…
Two budgies sat on a perch, one says “Can you smell fish?”
Took ‘Mrs Tandy’ ages to work that one out!!!
OUCH!
That one HURT!
Ok, so it’s war is it?
I trod on a grape the other day and all it did was let out a little whine…
kitkat:
rangers winning the league
a distinct case of sour grapes i suspect!.
Here’s a subtle one from the 70’s,
I used to be Dicksecklick 'till I discovered Smoffnir.
Now we’ll find out the oldies amongst us!!! 
marcustandy:
OK, bringing it back to ‘sweet & innocent’…Two budgies sat on a perch, one says “Can you smell fish?”
Took ‘Mrs Tandy’ ages to work that one out!!!
So its bad jokes now is it■■?..
How does it change many dyslexics to take a light bulb?
Two flies on a bit of ■■■■ (excrement), one ■■■■■, the other one says “do you mind I’m eating my dinner”.
Noah is doing an inventory on about the 25th day and comes up short. Puzzled, he tries to work out what’s happened.
After a while, he gives up and goes for a walk on deck to try and clear his head. As he goes along, he comes across one of the lions relaxing in a deck chair.
“Oy, Mr. Lion.” He says, “Have you seen your Missus lately?”
“Yup.” Replies the lion, “She’s on the other deck with a drink. Why do you ask?”
“Well…” Says Noah, “I ran an inventory today, and came up short. I’ve taken in to account the rabbits, so I know it’s not them. I’m at my wit’s end here, can you help?”
“Hmm.” Says the lion, “Tricky one, that” He thinks for a bit. “I had a good meal today and know for a fact that you could do with another Antelope.”
That sounds better after 5 pints!
I’ve got a horse called “Treacle”, he’s got Golden Stirrups. (ooooh!) 
My wife asked me if I had a bad dream the other night. I admitted that I was dreaming of “The Lord Of The Rings”. She said that she that she thought so as I was Tolkein in my sleep.
Two sheep met each other in the center of a field. “Sam!” said one, “I haven’t seen you for ages! Where in the flock have you been?”
Is a black pig an immi-grunt? (They get worse!)
If a Barrister can be debarred, can a miser be de-meaned?
Why have elephants got ripple sole feet? To give ants a 50-50 chance.
I think that’ll be all for now… Any more and I’ll get killed!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was asleep !
Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was holding onto the 1st Monkey !
Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game and wanted to join in !