If someone tells the local press that they witnessed a frozen lasagne turn 180 degrees, that is enough proof for me that ghosts exist.
‘A ghost asked my girlfriend for a totally inappropriate sex act’ - Manchester Evening News
Edit : It turned upside down, not round on it’s axis - I know what you are going to say.
Some people think paying to go on a haunted house experience or visit a museum of haunted objects are just a bunch of suckers.
Ghosts and sex acts…?
Yeah, I heard there were in fact two ghosts in on it.
They frightened the life out of the guy and completely put the willies up the poor girl.
Shocking it was.
You might ask why there isn’t photograpic evidence of the smutty ghost -
I gather that the bloke did take his camera along.
Sadly when he tried to quickly get a shot off capturing his girlfriends wide eyed expression , he missed the moment while under pressure and fluffed it.
It needs corroboration by haunted roast beef and Yorkshire and bread pudding and custard.That cheese ridden foreign muck is bound to contain loads of strange flaws and goings on.