pardon if the outcome has been answered,but whatever happened to mr swarthy.anyone know■■?
did he turn out to be ronnie pickerings clandestine,or macodougall cousin ■■ or did he vanish never to be seen again?
youtube.com/watch?v=RzcaHmHBSz0
Didn’t you hear? As well as prosecuting evidence, the police have not out sourced the arresting procedure to the general public! 
He’s been chased mercilessly by window twitchers county to county, and after finally being caught by traffic droid and 7 other busy body lycra fannies, he’s been arrested and charged for crashing into a cyclist in the women’s underwear section of an M&S. Currently he’s now being booked in at the new self-service cop shop, but it’s taking some time as they are trying to enter his surname and the z key is broken. 
Note ;Camaraderie died years ago.
Now every lorry driver is I’m alright Jack and nobody stops to help out a fellow driver in peril .
No doubt rushing back for the next safety course on how to mount a cab maintaining a three point hand and foot contact .
A days course with a certificate to show your grand kids .
Mr Shovelitgoodanproper has serious anger issues and make an ideal candidate for the Jeremy Kyle show .
You can imagine the DNA results being read out, Mr Shovel, the results are ,your cousin slept with your sister, and the twins have webbed feet and 8 fingers and now live in Norfolk .